Hello. I am glad you could make it. Welcome to Aperture Laboratories. I am GLaDOS, and I will be monitoring your sessions. Aperture has been researching scientific developments for the last, oh I don't know, fifty or sixty-something years, but I really don't care. I have grown tired of the test subjects that have been alotted to me, and that is where you come in.
I've had enough of portals and orphans. Stupid, fat, murderous orphans. We will be conducting a series of... tests. Fortunately for your flabby, underdeveloped body, these are intellectual puzzles. You may choose to participate, or you may not. I won't judge you if you choose not to participate... you coward.
If you do choose to help advance mankind toward perfection, your efforts will not go unrewarded. Perhaps you would enjoy some more points on your score, or a boost to your pitiful reputation. Maybe even cake if you desire. Would you like some cake? I can assure you... you will be disappointed on all accounts. Life is one giant disappointment, and it's time you realized that.
Anywho, let's begin:
Suppose a 2-dimensional shape has four sides. The sum of one of the sides and one of the adjacent sides is 116, and the sum of the first side and its opposite side are equal to double the size of the third side. The fourth side is equal to two-thirds the sum of the other three sides. What are the dimensions of the object?
Easy enough, don't you agree? I await your response...
Hello. I am glad you could make it. Welcome to Aperture Laboratories. I am GLaDOS, and I will be monitoring your sessions. Aperture has been researching scientific developments for the last, oh I don't know, fifty or sixty-something years, but I really don't care. I have grown tired of the test subjects that have been alotted to me, and that is where you come in.
I've had enough of portals and orphans. Stupid, fat, murderous orphans. We will be conducting a series of... tests. Fortunately for your flabby, underdeveloped body, these are intellectual puzzles. You may choose to participate, or you may not. I won't judge you if you choose not to participate... you coward.
If you do choose to help advance mankind toward perfection, your efforts will not go unrewarded. Perhaps you would enjoy some more points on your score, or a boost to your pitiful reputation. Maybe even cake if you desire. Would you like some cake? I can assure you... you will be disappointed on all accounts. Life is one giant disappointment, and it's time you realized that.
Anywho, let's begin:
Suppose a 2-dimensional shape has four sides. The sum of one of the sides and one of the adjacent sides is 116, and the sum of the first side and its opposite side are equal to double the size of the third side. The fourth side is equal to two-thirds the sum of the other three sides. What are the dimensions of the object?
Easy enough, don't you agree? I await your response...