This game is when someone does something really traumatic like the person pulls out a gun or points a knife at you. Though, heres the fun part, you say something really random like "DON'T SHOOT I'M PREGNANT!" and its a dude . Something completely random it can be as long as you can think, though lets not make it a paragraph

 

I'll start

*guy pulls out a gun, points the gun at me and turns it sideways*

HOLY CRAP IS A FREAKING KILL SHOT!!

*Walking around when a person points me a gun.

 

Me:

 

-A flash mob starts to happen right around me-

Me: -Dancing to the music-

My car is tertering on the edge of a cliff.

Me: I regret nothiiiiiiinnnnnnnng!

-Accidently drives off a cliff-

Me: Activate wings -clicks a random button in the car- -but nothing happens-

*evil alien comes upt o me and trys to kill me*

 

me: woah woah woah first lets have some tea and chat before you kill me by puting poison in my tea

 

alien:what

 

me: come with me and i'll show you how england kills people with his food then you can kill me that way ok tony

 

alien: 0____0 shit she is not scared must scare her

-Got into a car accident and car about to flip over-

Me: Do a Barrel Roll! Do a Barrel Roll! -continually flipping over-

-Frenchmen start tossing animals at me.

Me: Run away! >D

A hearty pirate's laugh dispels any disasterous situation.

 

Robber: (pulls out gun) Gimme yo money!

Me: (hearty pirate laugh)

Robber: Oh, chizz! (runs)

A French men runs toward me and starts to scream at me in French.

Me: *Starts to scream in Japanese while looking insane

French men: *Flees

Me: ... It's super effective!

a guy pulls out a gun

i run to the top of a building

when he comes i think "what would the human torch do?"

i shout FLAME ON and jump off the building killing myself

the girl that was singing horribly killed me.

*girl scouts knock on my door

Me: *Hiding behind my couch* Be brave... Be brave...

Random dude starts yelling at me in Spanish.

 

I scream back in Latin.

 

Dude gives me this look: :blink:

 

Works everytime!

Me:I can handle this.

Friend:Don't get too cocky!

(1 second later)

Me:Run for your lives!!!

Friend:(facepalms)

guy: our targe

 

me: i'll win for sure

 

3 minutes later

 

me: AHHHHH THE HITLERS ARE COMING I MEAN THE SCOTISH ARE COMING AHHHHHHHHH

 

guy: this is why she reminds me of that one russian who had that bird didin't he say he was prussian though.

 

scotish: get back here you scotish burden

 

me: never

 

20 minutes later

 

me: you might have captured me but would you really kill a child

 

scotish: IF THEY DRUNK ALL OUR ROOT BEER YESSS

*guy come's out with a gun*

OH NO YOU DIDN'T. *looks to friend*

HOLD MAH WEAVE. *hands weave to friend*

I'A CUT YOU BO-BOO.

HIDE YO KIDS! HIDE YO WIFE! HIDE YOUR HUSBAND!

 

WE GON FIND U! RUN N TELL DAT HOMEBOY!

*Walking along the street*

A random Pedo: Hey kid, would you like to come help me find my little friend?

Me: *cracks my neck* *pulls a machete out of my hair* *starts screaming random stuff in Korean*

Pedo: *runs off screaming like a little girl*

Me: Never mess with a insane boy who didn't take his chill pills