Originally this war started out as a way to destroy Bronies.

 

Now we are victorious!

 

The original and oppressive acts of all those who have shown negative feelings to Bronies must not got unpunished! We shall begin the great purge and wipe those who refuse to convert off the face of the earth!

 

But what gives us the right to do this? Well I'll tell you the story, the Xenu story. This is not to be confused with Scientology's bullshit theory. This is the real one...

 

65 Million years ago there was a galactic confederacy of planets and star systems, all lead by the overlord XENU

 

 

 

 

However things were not going well for Xenu. His failure to fix the galactic economy was well known throughout the nation and as a result the people were about to vote him out. Xenu knew that once a ruler is voted out his life is over, so he came up with a plan

 

He decided to round up and kill every alien in the confederacy that he could find.

 

So Xenu's army went forth from planet to planet capturing multiple alien species and froze them using the powers of psychiatry. One of these alien species were the highly intelligent and scientifically advanced Ponies.

 

 

 

 

Ponies fought valiantly but Xenu's space armada was too much for the mighty Ponies. They were frozen and then put inside Xenu's spaceship which kind of looks like a DC9 plane but with Jet Engines. Then the frozen aliens were brought to earth. And placed around the Hawaii volcanoes, then Xenu blew them up with hydrogen bombs! Their souls known as Thetans rose into the sky. But Xenu anticipated this so he built giant Thetan catchers in the sky! The Thetan catchers then transported the Thetans to movie theaters where they watched 3-D films teaching all the lies that we know today. They forgot everything about thier past. After they were brainwashed, the Thetans were released and roamed the earth. There they attached to the bodies of humans and fused with them.

 

You see, the Pony Thetans attached to us which then turned us into the Bronies we are today. The Bronies made many accomplishments in the Ancient era. You know the Sphinx? It's actually a kneeling pony, not a lion. That's just what erosion did to the monment. The Eygptians, Romans, Greeks, all Bronies.

 

You see kids, the Bronies are the master race. We have been responsible for all of mankinds greatest triumphs. However inferior Thetans attached to others causing Anti- Brony feelings. They were upset and jealous by the triumphs so they accociated being a Brony with being a creep and thus Bronies were forced to hide.

 

Until today.

 

With the revolution it is now our goal to rebuild the old glory of Ponyville.

 

If we do so we will obtain a Brighter future! A Stronger Future! A Pony Future!

 

As a result all those that refuse to become a Brony will be relocated to special camps where they will work in hard labor until the Brony comes out of them.

 

HIEL CELESTIA!

 

Oh wait, it's over, Nvm.

There may only be three bronies left, but we will win. We will.

There may only be three bronies left, but we will win. We will.

 

NO!!! THE BRONY ERA IS ENDING!! D':

Well I guess I might as well say it. Hopefully this won't get deleted, so I'll try my best to be, "nice", since I feel like most of you were dropped on the head as a baby.

 

1) I was the real mastermind this whole time. If I didn't make it quite clear in my posts, I don't know how clearer I can get now. If you still think SK3 was the leader, good for you then. This was a random idea I had for a Pre-Halloween Prank, in which the mods agreed to (most of them that is). I'm know I'm not a cool member that everybody knows, but Christ.

 

2) This was also meant to troll you people. We did this so you people would be like WTF and start questioning. At this point, I was beyond success. It was so successful, I didn't even have to make a thread about being a Brony, you guys basically did all the work (and more) and trolled yourselves. Hey, less work and more laughs. You guys amaze me sometimes.

 

3) A war? Pfft, do you guys really take us seriously? The fact that SK3 helped out in this, nobody even took a thought about it be trolling. Blown away by this fact. But still lulz.

 

4) KH =/= Anti Bronies. We love KH, but you guys can't take a series and say it's against Bronies. That's just not logical. I'm sure Nomura doesn't even know what Bronies are, and if he did, he doesn't care.

 

5) On the topic about KH, how about more mature posts and less, "I HAZ KEYBLADES, BEAMZ OF LIGHT GAHHHHH". Please, don't make me read your superior roleplaying skills, because I'm just going to hit my desk with head AND then laugh at you. I know I'm breaking the "if you don't like it, don't be a dick", but it's gotta to be done. Just saying.

 

6) You guys can stop now. We're done trolling, so open the door and let the sunlight come through. Outdoors is pretty nice.

 

And finally, 7)

 

 

You guys got trolled hard. Although you got butthurt and tried to rebel and made things worse, it still gave all of us a good laugh, especially me. And that's all that matters.

 

Thanks for being a sport.

 

BTW, next week I'll be taking over the site with Power Rangers. Get your pink flamboyant suits and power up.

 

Mods can close this if they want, idrc. Just wanted to get my points out.

Edited September 28, 201114 yr by KairiSora06
closed thread so people wouldn't ruin it further after this awesome post