Okay, we've all heard phrases we have thought were funny as hell. For instance, a while back...a friend of mine name matt was talking about the difference between a "sexual penis" and a "surprise penis"

 

Apparently, a surprise penis is much more deadly because you never know when it's coming.

 

So, what is your experience...also, was it ME who made you laugh? lol

All I did was say WTF as soon as I finished reading it.

 

However, I did a pharse to a guy I go to a club with. I said was "Don't smile when I say this. Penis" and if he smiled, well then he was gay. Turns out he didn't smile, but it is still funny if someone does. And it works for females too

Apparently...I'm gay...well, I laughed my ass off. So, I guess I'm a flaming homosexual!

if you personally no me and no's friendship, you'll probably be laughing your a$$ off at all our little phrases. Most of the phrases themselves aren't that funny, but the stories are. Here's some:

MMmmmmmmmmuuuuuuu: A phrase used to describe yuri and yaoi to our non-anime obsessed friend, don't ask.

THE LIST!!: Basically this is a notebook hidden with the secrets of our own language (Written in Japanese, of course.)

At the same time!!: No real reason. it just serves many purposes, and there's a specific way that you have to say it. (It's not as perverted as it sounds)

ARF: stands for artists, rapists, and forests. basically no and I got bored on a school trip, and found out how funny forests sounds, simply because of the "sts" sound. Then she asked, "What else has that sound?" I immediately thought of rapists. We then thought of artists, and it became arf.

so now you should wonder if there's some double meaning to what your dog says.

What the hell? Surprise penis?

lol, i can just imagine that

 

Girl: urgh, my husbands been sexual penising me all day... i need some sleep

Zac Efrom: SURPRISE!!! (penis)

Girl: no!!!

*slams door forever*

 

9 MONTHS LATER

 

*from other side of the door*

Girl: it's a boy!!!

 

 

O.o

I lol'd at KK1's post.

Um my friend came up with the term DickPenis...I have no idea what it means

*BOB HAS RAINBOW HUMPED THIS PAGE. SRSLY.*

O LOL LOOK HAI ROXAS,

WHY SO EMO AND EMO :^}}}}D

WHAT WAS THAT :^}}}D ?

U CANT STAND AXEL'S SEXINESS AND U WANT TO SUCK HIS BALLS :^}}}D?

O LOL SORRY SWEETCHEEKS AXXELLLS MINNNEEEE :^^^^^}}}}}}}D

I OPEN MY EMAIL AND THIS IS WHAT I SEE :^D

THIS IS ALMOST AS SAD AS ROXAS' WEINERS :^}}}D

AND THAT'S SOME EMO SADNESS RIGHT THAR.

OOIE OOIE U JUST GOT PWN :^D

*JIGS*

O LOL RED AND SCRUNCHY?

PEANUT BUTTER SAMMICH?

XEMNAS I MEAN MANSEX?

YES YES THIS IS ALL UTTERLY NORMAL MOVING ON :^}}}}}D

LOL AXEL IS NOT GAY YUR ASS IS GAY D{{{^:<

UR ASS THAT LOOKS LIKE IDAHO AND SMELLS LIKE OBAMA

WHO IS BLACK I MEAN WHITE.

*MOONWALKS*

OOIE OOIE I JUST STEPPED ON A BUG WITH MA MAD SKILLS :^}D

*DRINKS FOTHA MUCKA*

LOL YOU FORGOT MA SPRINKLES LOSER.

YES YES ALL IS IN ORDER CARRY ON

TALLY-HO CHEERS FISH AND CHIPS AND ALL THAT :^}}}}}}D

Lol, me and my best friend say a lot of random stuff and this is only part of our daily life. I hope she's reading this 8D.

^^ The above 2 post proves the craziness of women. Also the randomness of people...

 

EDit: Love you all

LOLOLOLOL.

 

Hmm.

 

I sense some sexism in your post. 8D

 

O LOL. LIKE GUYS AREN'T AS BAD AS THAT. PFFT, YEAH RIGHT. They're either just as much or a lot more perverted and stupid as some of us 'women'. 8D PWNED.

 

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