Yeah, that's right people. Bow down to my Britishness. Fear it! Love it! Or die! Here are my rules:
Rule 1: If you are British, you win.
Rule 2: The Britishness is an assassin. Make the wrong mistake and your throat will be slit. End of story.
Rule 3: The Britishness is its own person, although I can control it. So it can make my rules...if it wanted to
Rule 4: Britishness has a Death Note carried at all time. But he's so British that the Shinigami refused to stay with him.
Rule 5: The Britishness loves Metal. Rockin' Metal
Rule 6: Each bite of Britishness contains 100% Vitamin B. The B stands for BRITISH!!!
Rule 7: If you see red, blue and white come out of his mouth, better run. He is in his charging mode and then you will be BLAAAAAAAAA'd. That is the British Lazer you n00b
Rule 8: The Britishness' partner in crime is Luxord. He is your Captain. My Britishness is Superior
Rule 9: The Britishness can infect you with Britishitis through any way. If you have unprotected sex with it, you will have Britshitis AND HIV. Then it sucks to be you
Rule 10: The Britishness' favorite line is "Why So Serious?" Anyone who makes fun of that will get the death penalty.
Rule 11: Britishness loves Cella's Pants. And Kaiso's Pajamas.
Rule 12: If the Britishness comes in contact with Cella's Pants, then it is safe. However, if you are in the pants while Britishness is in it, you will explode. If Britishness, Cella's Pants AND Chuck Norris come in contact, exisitence will fade in 0.01 seconds.
Rule 13: The Britishness loves playing videogames. And he never loses. But if he does, he melts the face of anyone who beats him.
Rule 14: The Britishness will never die unless DeathSkull is. If Death is dead, he blows up the world with a nuclear bomb that is in his chest that will denonate. Then die.
Rule 15: If you are a girl, Britishness will rape you. Especially if you are a virgin. He loves virgins O_O
Rule 16: Writing or saying Britishness backwards will send you to another world.
Rule 17: If Rule 16 failed, the victim will die of a heart attack.
Rule 18: If Rule 16 and 17 fails, then he pays Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick you until you die.
Rule 19: Britishness will eat your candy on Halloween, or any day. I suggest you hide it.
Rule 20: If you hid it in your pants, then Britisness will rip your pants, eat your candy and rape you
Rule 21: If Luzze leaves KH13, then Britishness orders all to find her, capture her, and bring her back. One who does that shall be rewarded...with British.
Rule 22: Britishness controls 90% of the land on Earth. Italy get's 3% of land while Japan and Germany gets 2%
Rule 23: Britshness is bigger than Russia. Peroid.
Rule 24: The Britishness can break Newton's Laws of Physics. That's because Britshness is Jesus' grandson.
Rule 25: Britishness will kick your dog if he wants. If you don't have a dog, he will buy you one...and kick it.
Rule 26: Chris Brown cannot beat him. Britishness will just vaporize him and then beat his ashes
Rule 27: The Britishness can interrupt you at anytime. He usually does this by "Yo [insert name], I am really happy for ya, and I am going to let you finish, but [insert item] is the greatest [insert thing related to to item] of all time!" Then he says you got Kanye West'd, Britsh style.
Rule 28: Obey Rules 1-27 at all time. Including this rule.
Rule 29: If any of the rules listed above are broken, you will be terminate and when you have your funeral, Britishness will piss on your grave.
Rule 30: The Britishness always wins and rules all. But he still competing with Cella's Pants.
Also, extra rule: Britishness doesn't like tea. It is for the gay British people. And he knows who they are. But cumpets are good.
That's all the rules...for now. If you want, make some new rules, just for the fun of it. And remember, the Britishness is watching you. Everything thing you do, where you go, what you eat, etc.
ALL HAIL DEATHSKULL'S BRITISHNESS!!! ALL HAIL DEATHSKULL'S BRITISHNESS!!!
Yeah, that's right people. Bow down to my Britishness. Fear it! Love it! Or die! Here are my rules:
Rule 1: If you are British, you win.
Rule 2: The Britishness is an assassin. Make the wrong mistake and your throat will be slit. End of story.
Rule 3: The Britishness is its own person, although I can control it. So it can make my rules...if it wanted to
Rule 4: Britishness has a Death Note carried at all time. But he's so British that the Shinigami refused to stay with him.
Rule 5: The Britishness loves Metal. Rockin' Metal
Rule 6: Each bite of Britishness contains 100% Vitamin B. The B stands for BRITISH!!!
Rule 7: If you see red, blue and white come out of his mouth, better run. He is in his charging mode and then you will be BLAAAAAAAAA'd. That is the British Lazer you n00b
Rule 8: The Britishness' partner in crime is Luxord. He is your Captain. My Britishness is Superior
Rule 9: The Britishness can infect you with Britishitis through any way. If you have unprotected sex with it, you will have Britshitis AND HIV. Then it sucks to be you
Rule 10: The Britishness' favorite line is "Why So Serious?" Anyone who makes fun of that will get the death penalty.
Rule 11: Britishness loves Cella's Pants. And Kaiso's Pajamas.
Rule 12: If the Britishness comes in contact with Cella's Pants, then it is safe. However, if you are in the pants while Britishness is in it, you will explode. If Britishness, Cella's Pants AND Chuck Norris come in contact, exisitence will fade in 0.01 seconds.
Rule 13: The Britishness loves playing videogames. And he never loses. But if he does, he melts the face of anyone who beats him.
Rule 14: The Britishness will never die unless DeathSkull is. If Death is dead, he blows up the world with a nuclear bomb that is in his chest that will denonate. Then die.
Rule 15: If you are a girl, Britishness will rape you. Especially if you are a virgin. He loves virgins O_O
Rule 16: Writing or saying Britishness backwards will send you to another world.
Rule 17: If Rule 16 failed, the victim will die of a heart attack.
Rule 18: If Rule 16 and 17 fails, then he pays Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick you until you die.
Rule 19: Britishness will eat your candy on Halloween, or any day. I suggest you hide it.
Rule 20: If you hid it in your pants, then Britisness will rip your pants, eat your candy and rape you
Rule 21: If Luzze leaves KH13, then Britishness orders all to find her, capture her, and bring her back. One who does that shall be rewarded...with British.
Rule 22: Britishness controls 90% of the land on Earth. Italy get's 3% of land while Japan and Germany gets 2%
Rule 23: Britshness is bigger than Russia. Peroid.
Rule 24: The Britishness can break Newton's Laws of Physics. That's because Britshness is Jesus' grandson.
Rule 25: Britishness will kick your dog if he wants. If you don't have a dog, he will buy you one...and kick it.
Rule 26: Chris Brown cannot beat him. Britishness will just vaporize him and then beat his ashes
Rule 27: The Britishness can interrupt you at anytime. He usually does this by "Yo [insert name], I am really happy for ya, and I am going to let you finish, but [insert item] is the greatest [insert thing related to to item] of all time!" Then he says you got Kanye West'd, Britsh style.
Rule 28: Obey Rules 1-27 at all time. Including this rule.
Rule 29: If any of the rules listed above are broken, you will be terminate and when you have your funeral, Britishness will piss on your grave.
Rule 30: The Britishness always wins and rules all. But he still competing with Cella's Pants.
Also, extra rule: Britishness doesn't like tea. It is for the gay British people. And he knows who they are. But cumpets are good.
That's all the rules...for now. If you want, make some new rules, just for the fun of it. And remember, the Britishness is watching you. Everything thing you do, where you go, what you eat, etc.
ALL HAIL DEATHSKULL'S BRITISHNESS!!! ALL HAIL DEATHSKULL'S BRITISHNESS!!!