Out of pure curiosity, I want to know if I suck. I think I do but I want your opinions.

YOUR AWESOME MAN!

no this is not bullshit.

Out of pure curiosity, I want to know if I suck. I think I do but I want your opinions.

 

you dont suck, you think you do, but people love you (ALOT)!!!

Suck what?

ummmm do you suck ummmmmmmmmmm...nope

I love this thread lmao.

These are not the responses that I anticipated.

 

This is the internet, all of you should be saying that I should kill myself but only before getting raped by an antelope.

Oh okay

 

OP is a candy ass that doesn't deserve the gift of life, go crawl back up your mother's anus you scum of the earth, YOU SUCK. I hope you suffocate from carbon monoxide fumes.

... Yes. /shot

Oh okay

 

OP is a candy ass that doesn't deserve the gift of life, go crawl back up your mother's anus you scum of the earth, YOU SUCK. I hope you suffocate from carbon monoxide fumes.

 

I'm not quite feeling the hate, like I'm feeling the distaste but it's not really hate yet ya know?

I'm not quite feeling the hate, like I'm feeling the distaste but it's not really hate yet ya know?

 

Burn in hell you stupid cunt, I hate you with all my life. You call yourself a troll but you NEVER DELIVER. You probably lurk /x/ like a firetrucking gentleman. You aren't and never will be a true troll, you might as well give up the internet, it would be better without gentlemans like you spreading your e-STDs sites that people actually care about. Why are you even still living, your life is so pathetic it makes me sick. Oh and did I mention that your parents don't love you, they're only raising you because their getting paid for it. When you were born your mom wanted to throw you down the garbage disposal but CPS bargained with them to raise you. Sucks to be you, doesn't it? gentleman.

Burn in hell you stupid cunt, I hate you with all my life. You call yourself a troll but you NEVER DELIVER. You probably lurk /x/ like a firetrucking gentleman. You aren't and never will be a true troll, you might as well give up the internet, it would be better without gentlemans like you spreading your e-STDs sites that people actually care about. Why are you even still living, your life is so pathetic it makes me sick. Oh and did I mention that your parents don't love you, they're only raising you because their getting paid for it. When you were born your mom wanted to throw you down the garbage disposal but CPS bargained with them to raise you. Sucks to be you, doesn't it? gentleman.

 

Almost there, like I feel unloved but I don't feel hated, it's kinda like a midmark sort of thing.

Fred, you're the firetrucking worst shithead I've ever seen. I want to personally slit your throat, watch you bleed out, then throw your corpse into a pit of jagged rocks and watch your body become a mutilated mess of blood and tissue. I will boil the scraps of your flesh and let my dog rub it's ass all over them. Nobody cares about you. You're a miniscule speck of dead skin that has no soul, purpose, or logical thought at all. Everyone looks at you and sees nothing at all, because you're a firetrucking nobody. You gentleman, you can't even do anything right. You're a waste of oxygen and resources that actual important people need. You're the reason Hitler was such an ass. I hate you so much, that I would watch you burn for all eternity in the deepest regions of hell.

Fred, you're the firetrucking worst shithead I've ever seen. I want to personally slit your throat, watch you bleed out, then throw your corpse into a pit of jagged rocks and watch your body become a mutilated mess of blood and tissue. I will boil the scraps of your flesh and let my dog rub it's ass all over them. Nobody cares about you. You're a miniscule speck of dead skin that has no soul, purpose, or logical thought at all. Everyone looks at you and sees nothing at all, because you're a firetrucking nobody. You gentleman, you can't even do anything right. You're a waste of oxygen and resources that actual important people need. You're the reason Hitler was such an ass. I hate you so much, that I would watch you burn for all eternity in the deepest regions of hell.

 

Starting to feel a little upset by this, but not hated of course.

Fred, you are the saddest excuse for a human being ever. the mere thought of your hideously and terrible trolling makes me want to send a mutated frog to ass-rape you. I want to stab you with a knife then put you in a room filled with neuro-toxins and lasers, so you can die and go burn in hell you terrible cock-sucking gentleman. Having you off this planet could cause world piece and eternal happiness. I hope you die of squirrel aids. Nobody would even notice that you were gone because you're such a loser. If I were to kill you, you would go to some kind of hell within hell because not even satan would tolerate how annoyingly stupid you are.

 

That is why I chose "you're awesome"

 

EDIT: I get why everybody was asking if people were gentlemen now!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're failure you should go jump off bridge and hang out with real trolls then go get raped in jail at some gangster so you can finally have a relationship with somebody that isn't a computer.Your firetrucking piece of dog shit! Your like diarrhea coming out of my dick! Fred your as appealing as a firetrucking ooze infested dirty firetrucking sewer rat shit! I had more fun playing with dog turds then talking to you mother f#$%ing gentleman!

You're failure you should go jump off bridge and hang out with real trolls then go get raped in jail at some gangster so you can finally have a relationship with somebody that isn't a computer.Your firetrucking piece of dog shit! Your like diarrhea coming out of my dick! Fred your as appealing as a firetrucking ooze infested dirty firetrucking sewer rat shit! I had more fun playing with dog turds then talking to you mother f#$%ing gentleman!

 

You just admitted that you play with dog turds, and that for some reason diarrhea comes out of your dick.

You suck. plain and simple, you suck so bad there is no word for it. Your mother abandoned you on a freeway and even the wolves refused to raise you. I don't know how the hell you managed to succeed enough to get a laptop, but someobody probably felt sorry for your sorry ass, and let you in their house. they then realized who you were and let you have the laptop because you had touched it. The world would be a better place if you were dead. and not just dead. You need too tie yourself to 5 horses and have them tear your body apart as they scramble to get away from the suckiness that is you. Then, you will lie there where you died for eternity, because everything will refuse to come near you, even the maggots and flies.

You suck. plain and simple, you suck so bad there is no word for it. Your mother abandoned you on a freeway and even the wolves refused to raise you. I don't know how the hell you managed to succeed enough to get a laptop, but someobody probably felt sorry for your sorry ass, and let you in their house. they then realized who you were and let you have the laptop because you had touched it. The world would be a better place if you were dead. and not just dead. You need too tie yourself to 5 horses and have them tear your body apart as they scramble to get away from the suckiness that is you. Then, you will lie there where you died for eternity, because everything will refuse to come near you, even the maggots and flies.

 

This has inspired me. I'm going to improve it:

You suck. Plain and simple. You suck so bad there aren't words to describe how much you suck. Your mother hated you so much, that she threw you in the middle of a freeway so you could get run over by a car. By some unbelievable stroke of luck(and by that I mean god decided to be a douchebag that day), you were saved by wolves, but even they wouldn't raise you because you were such an annoying gentleman. I don't know how you managed to drag your your sorry ass out of the ravine the wolves threw you in beacuse you were suck so much, but I'm assuming somebody saw a baby(and by that I mean, when you were 13, you were still so stupid the people mistakenly thought you were a baby) in a ravine and decided to bring it home, then they figured out how sucky you are and gave you their laptop when they put you on a street in a random ghetto because you had touched it and gotten your stupid sucky germs on it. The world would be a better place if you died, but dying wouldn't be enough. You should be covered in chemicals that will rip you apart into a bajillion tiny atoms. Then everybody will flee the planet just to get as far away from the tiny remaining pieces of you as possible.

This has inspired me. I'm going to improve it:

You suck. Plain and simple. You suck so bad there aren't words to describe how much you suck. Your mother hated you so much, that she threw you in the middle of a freeway so you could get run over by a car. By some unbelievable stroke of luck(and by that I mean god decided to be a douchebag that day), you were saved by wolves, but even they wouldn't raise you because you were such an annoying gentleman. I don't know how you managed to drag your your sorry ass out of the ravine the wolves threw you in beacuse you were suck so much, but I'm assuming somebody saw a baby(and by that I mean, when you were 13, you were still so stupid the people mistakenly thought you were a baby) in a ravine and decided to bring it home, then they figured out how sucky you are and gave you their laptop when they put you on a street in a random ghetto because you had touched it and gotten your stupid sucky germs on it. The world would be a better place if you died, but dying wouldn't be enough. You should be covered in chemicals that will rip you apart into a bajillion tiny atoms. Then everybody will flee the planet just to get as far away from the tiny remaining pieces of you as possible.

 

oooooh. good improvement.