Posted October 27, 201114 yr Popular Post You know you're Canadian when. . . . You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines. You understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine." You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars. You drink pop, not soda. If an American says, "soda," We’ll say, “you mean pop?” And then we'll creepily stare at you until you call it ‘pop’. You can drink legally while still a teen. You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike. You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap place to travel with good cigars and no Americans. When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it instead of telling them to stay out of it. You're not sure if the leader of your nation has EVER had sex and you really don't want to know if he has! You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs. You drive on a highway, not a freeway. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers. You know that the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) don't always look like that. You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly." You know that the Friendly Giant isn't a vegetable product line. You have an Inuit carving by your bedside with the rationale, "What's good enough protection for the Prime Minister is good enough for me." You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet. Unlike any international assasin/terrorist/spy in the world, you don't possess a Canadian passport. You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color. You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize", and "no sugar added", thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging. You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada. You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day. You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling nauseous. You were mad when "The Beachcombers" were taken off the air. You know what a tuque is. You know Toronto is not a province. Back bacon and Kraft Dinner are two of your favorites food groups.
October 27, 201114 yr You're Canadian enough in my book. omg does that mean i can have a Canadian family????????????
October 27, 201114 yr When you complain that the U.S stole alaska from canada. whatusa bought alaska from russia why would we care i think we have enough cold empty and essentially useless land, we certainly have enough oil without it...
October 28, 201114 yr what usa bought alaska from russia why would we care i think we have enough cold empty and essentially useless land, we certainly have enough oil without it... I know that U.S bought alaska
October 28, 201114 yr Author omg does that mean i can have a Canadian family???????????? It's possible.
July 7, 201213 yr I"m not Canadian, but I know a bunch of people who are! In Hetalia everyone would be saying "Who?"
July 7, 201213 yr Author I went into this expecting some random lame punch-line. Each and every single point described me perfectly. I am currently terrified. Also, sudden interest in Canada in the Random Forum lately? Nice. I read this nine months later and I realize how much I love you.
July 7, 201213 yr I read this nine months later and I realize how much I love you. I didn't realize it was you who made this thread. Looking back, it seems pretty dumb of me to not figure that out. But I love you too, and Canada FTW.
July 8, 201213 yr Best coffee and doughnut shop in the world. Until it was bought by...... ... AMERICANS! DUN DUN DUN!
July 8, 201213 yr Author Until it was bought by... ... ... AMERICANS! DUN DUN DUN! No, it's still the best coffee and doughnut shop ever.
July 8, 201213 yr You brag to Americans: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & more, are Canadians. But you have Justin Bieber, so ha! You read rather than scanned this list. Then I'm a Canadian?
July 8, 201213 yr You drink pop, not soda. If an American says, "soda," We’ll say, “you mean pop?” And then we'll creepily stare at you until you call it ‘pop’. in IOWA they call it pop
July 8, 201213 yr OMG We have so much in common gaiz We call soda "pop" We eat chocolate bars We do travel on highways All we do is talk about the weather to other random people We call it Grade 12 and not 12th Grade I take mental notes ALL OF THE TIME I love maple sugar candy I read all of those things without scanning through I feel really Canadian right now OwO
July 9, 201213 yr OMG We have so much in common gaiz We call soda "pop" We eat chocolate bars We do travel on highways All we do is talk about the weather to other random people We call it Grade 12 and not 12th Grade I take mental notes ALL OF THE TIME I love maple sugar candy I read all of those things without scanning through I feel really Canadian right now OwO It's good to get in touch with your inner Canadian. There's a little Canada in all of us. There' just more in Canadians. No, it's still the best coffee and doughnut shop ever. They shrunk the portions and used premade stuff. Almost all the dough is the name, regardless of WHAT you're eating.Tim Horton's is a shadow of its former self.
You know you're Canadian when. . . .
You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.
You understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine."
You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
You drink pop, not soda. If an American says, "soda," We’ll say, “you mean pop?” And then we'll creepily stare at you until you call it ‘pop’.
You can drink legally while still a teen.
You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap place to travel with good cigars and no Americans.
When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it instead of telling them to stay out of it.
You're not sure if the leader of your nation has EVER had sex and you really don't want to know if he has!
You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
You know that the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) don't always look like that.
You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly."
You know that the Friendly Giant isn't a vegetable product line.
You have an Inuit carving by your bedside with the rationale, "What's good enough protection for the Prime Minister is good enough for me."
You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet.
Unlike any international assasin/terrorist/spy in the world, you don't possess a Canadian passport.
You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color.
You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize", and "no sugar added", thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.
You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.
You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling nauseous.
You were mad when "The Beachcombers" were taken off the air.
You know what a tuque is.
You know Toronto is not a province.
Back bacon and Kraft Dinner are two of your favorites food groups.