Posted October 28, 201114 yr Guys. The news keeps talking about this phenomenon called "Rain." But you see in the part of Texas where I live we do not know of this thing they're calling "rain." Can someone please explain to me what this is? I must be prepared for when this thing comes. What the firetruck is it?
October 28, 201114 yr It's when clouds piss on you. It's good for the ground tho Also lots of fun to run through
October 28, 201114 yr I would like to answer your question but I'm currently perplexed about this thing you call "the news". What is it?
October 28, 201114 yr Author It's when clouds piss on you. It's good for the ground tho Also lots of fun to run through Oh that sounds quite unpleasant. Is there any way I can protect my self from this falling wall of piss?
October 28, 201114 yr Oh that sounds quite unpleasant. Is there any way I can protect my self from this falling wall of piss? Nope. But it's not like, bad piss. It's good piss! Like... After clouds piss, it smells all nice and fresh outside! And it's nice and cooool Clouds have magical piss, so be happy.
October 28, 201114 yr Oh that sounds quite unpleasant. Is there any way I can protect my self from this falling wall of piss? You can purchase a special suit known as a "rain jacket". Rain Jackets are made with a special alloy that is meant to deflect incoming particles of sky piss. Thus keeping the wearer safe in all locations except the face and below the waist. You can also purchase a device known as an Umbrella which is a deployable shield that you carry over your head, this will stop incoming sky piss much more effectively however the fart of the Gods known as "Wind" often carries the shields away which require you to wear a rain jacket and an umbrella. A more cost friendly method is called a poncho which is essentially a plastic bag with sleeves, it should provide reliable protection but you will look like a tool.
October 28, 201114 yr Author Nope. But it's not like, bad piss. It's good piss! Like... After clouds piss, it smells all nice and fresh outside! And it's nice and cooool Clouds have magical piss, so be happy. Oh I see... but the term piss is so... ooooohahadsihafdfadulshr blahBut I suppose its alright then if you say so. You're The Doctor mod after all... :U You can purchase a special suit known as a "rain jacket". Rain Jackets are made with a special alloy that is meant to deflect incoming particles of sky piss. Thus keeping the wearer safe in all locations except the face and below the waste. You can also purchase a device known as an Umbrella which is a deployable shield that you carry over your head, this will stop incoming sky piss much more effectively however the fart of the Gods known as "Wind" often carries the shields away which require you to wear a rain jacket and an umbrella. A more cost friendly method is called a poncho which is essentially a plastic bag with sleeves, it should provide reliable protection but you will look like a tool. Oh I see! This will protect me from the sky piss--- wait... so I will have piss on my face? The Gods fart on me? Oh this is all quite displeasing...
October 28, 201114 yr Oh I see... but the term piss is so... ooooohahadsihafdfadulshr blah But I suppose its alright then if you say so. You're The Doctor mod after all... :U Fine, let's call it magical cloud juice. And The Doctor Mod is always right (:
October 28, 201114 yr Oh I see! This will protect me from the sky piss--- wait... so I will have piss on my face? The Gods fart on me? Oh this is all quite displeasing... Like Van- Van said, it's a pleasing piss. It feels weird at first but once you have sky piss all over you, it's quite enjoyable. In fact people are commonly seen without piss- shields so they can enjoy the sensation of sky- piss covering their body. God- Farts are annoying though.
October 28, 201114 yr Here's some songs about rain http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbYWkegobTU http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1ZYhVpdXbQ This most likely didn't anwser your question.
October 28, 201114 yr Author Guys, guys! It's collecting on my window! It is peeing on my window The sky is peeing on my window. ; A; Oh god what is this rumbling... IS IT GOING TO EAT ME? THE APOCALYPSE?
Guys.
The news keeps talking about this phenomenon called "Rain."
But you see in the part of Texas where I live we do not know of this thing they're calling "rain."
Can someone please explain to me what this is? I must be prepared for when this thing comes.
What the firetruck is it?