EVERYONE HIDE!!!!!! THE JERSEY DEVIL IS UPON US!!!!! QUICKLY HIDE YOUR CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF KH13 UNITE AS WE KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nah, too lazy.

DDR?

Nah, too lazy.

 

BUT IF YOU DON'T HELP WE'LL NEVER GET RID OF....................SNOOKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMFG!!! EVERYBODY RUN!!!

 

now you understand the problem

I'm in california, Deal with it yourself you jerseys.

 

>Implying Snooki is from New Jersey

>lol

 

I live literally 10 minutes away from the Jersey Shore House, babe.

Try being me.

 

Also

@plus50living - We prefer being called "Jerseyites." Not "Jerseys" because that sounds silly.

lol snooki? ...if they every come to where i live ima go beserk -__-''.... lol

JERSEYITES SOUNDS SO KAWAII ADORABLE!

im with number XV waaaaayyy too lazy

I'm too far away to be of proper help...or am I?

 

^Failed Trojan Horse?

 

this is one of her forms

^Failed Trojan Horse?

 

It's a cake made on Cake Boss to try to attract the Jersey Devil. It was supposed to have wings, but they fell off while delivering it.

^Wow, I guess this is one of those moments when truth is stranger than fiction.