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In science class today, we took a test to see how likely we were for getting heart disease. I'm pretty fit, so I expected to get a very low score, as the lower the better. The questions were dumb, and i found this to be no laughing matter. I tried my best, hoping to get a great score. And to waste class time, I took as long as I could. It worked. Anyway, I got 100%. I was like, What the f*uck?! Luckily I didn't say it out-loud. It was weird, because getting 100% wasn't possible. So, I have a very short time to live. Any last words before I die of heart disease like many Americans have?

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That's such a shame. If you come back to life, tell me what the afterlife is like.

NO NOT ALLOWED TO DIE!!!!

Inb4 idiot forgets this is random.

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Inb4 idiot forgets this is random.

 

Oh no, this is very real. VERY REAL!

...Can i have your password? Or your tv? xD

Well, I could stab you in the chest before you get heart disease. That way you won't die from it ;)

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