Mother: I don't love you anymore and it's your fault.

Boy: At least I have my orange juice.

 

Father: I'm going to sexually abuse you and your sister.

Boy: At least I have my orange juice.

 

Cousin: I'm telling everybody that we had sex last night.

Boy: At least I have my orange juice.

 

Brother: I heard that you're going to be molested by Obama.

Boy: At least I have my orange juice.

 

Sister: You know, that orange juice your drinking is actually my pee...so yeah...

Boy: At least I have my orange juice.

Raid Guy: Leeroy, you are just stupid as hell.

Leeroy: At least I have chicken.

Those are some of the most positive people I've ever seen.

how funny, i have a glass of orange juice right now lol

And what if his orange juice goes bad?

And what if his orange juice goes bad?

 

Some serious shit will go down.

Some serious shit will go down.

 

like the shit that may be in the juice??

like the shit that may be in the juice??

 

No...

No...

 

lol

Thats nice