Top 50 ways to annoy your parents~

[Stardustblade358 806]

Found this around Quizilla. Had to share.

 

WARNING, IF DOING SOME OF THESE YOU WILL POSSIBLY NEED AN ESCAPE PLAN!!!!

 

1. When they are taking you out in public, say to them loudly "I'm so glad you let me out of the closet today!"

2. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people..."

3. After you have a bath or shower, wrap yourself up in a towel and then walk out of the bathroom. When your parents ask what you are doing, Say "Wearing clothes is against my religion!"

4. Moo every time they say your name.

5. After the say something, yell "LIAR!!"

6. When they go to a pharmacy, say loudly "NO NOT MORE DRUGS!!!"

7. Wear a large sticker that says 'I'm a retard'.

8. Take their favourite bottle of wine, tip it out in the sink and replace it with water.

9. At 4 in the morning, go to their room and scream "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!!!"

10. Switch the light on and off multiple times, then say "Ooh... I get it!"

11. Pluck out someone's hair and yell "DNA!!!"

12. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

13. Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house in your underwear.

14. If your mum asks if the outfit she is wearing makes her look fat, say "No, mum, your fat makes you look fat."

15. Run around the house with a lampshade on your head, yelling "THE SUN, IT'S DYING!!!"

16. Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house.

17. When you bathe or shower, scream "HELP!!! I'M DROWNING!!!"

18. Try to snorkel in your fish tank. (Even better, a fish tank in a fancyrestaurant!)

19. When they ask you to call someone, you stay where you are and yell their name as loudly as possible.

20. When you're going somewhere, repeatedly say "Are we there yet?" until they throw a spasm.

21. When in the supermarket, yell loudly to them "WHAT WAS THE COLOUR HAIR DYE YOU WANTED, AGAIN?!"

22. Cling to the constantly and blame it on 'separation anxiety'.

23. Take all of the toilet paper from the bathrooms and when they need it, try to sell it back to them.

24. If they're yelling at you, just stare at them and when they're done, have a confused look on your face and say "Were you talking to me?"

25. Pretend to have amnesia.

26. Pretend you worship the devil.

27. If you are a boy, tell them you're pregnant.

28. If you are a girl, tell them you are... "Having trouble with the ladies."

29. Pack your bags and tell them you're moving to Alaska.

30. Ask "Do you want fries with that?" after everything they say.

31. Act drunk and say to them "I swear to drunk I'm not God."

32. In public, yell "NO MUM/DAD, I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!!"

33. Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist, then tell them you're making a fashion statement.

34. Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe.

35. Take your ice cream cone, stick it on your forehead and say that you're a lovely unicorn.

36. Eat anything that is obviously not edible. (Try not to poison yourself with this one.)

37. Run into walls.

38. Constantly talk to a pen.

39. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping or running into something, look at the ground and whenever you see your parents feet, yell "BOO!!!"

40. When in public say loudly, "SEE?! I CAN BEHAVE, PLEASE TO HIT ME ANYMORE!!!"

41. When they come up to you, scream and run out of the room.

42. When your friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

43. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no..."

44. Destroy the house, then cling to them saying, "I love you, mummy/daddy."

45. Run around the house with a towel or blanket wrapped around your neck and sing the batman theme song.

46. Demand your own area code.

47. Claim that you have been abducted by aliens before and tell all of their friends.

48. Stick a cherry on your nose and run around acting like a clown.

49. Say everything backwards.

50. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as you can and then start dancing

[CrownKeeper13 688]

Or when they tell you to do something just keep saying no. Warning: Escape plan is needed for this tactic.

[VENROXAS 152]

Ahhhh haha Good ones my dear,

I aperantly use to wake my parents up in the morning yelling" SUNS UP TIME TO GET UP' I do not remeber any of this

[_The Door To Light_ 1,507]

I always do #19 .

51.) When you come home from school, find your parents and say as loudly as possible: "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?"

[superbanana 230]

Haven't done 6, 8, 18, 26, 32, or 50.

@37 the science channel said if I did it a few billion times I would go through the wall.

@42 You stole that from diary of a wimpy kid!

I haven't done 23, but once I took all the pens/pencils in the house and tried to sell them back for $1 each.

44/50

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