Post a thing about Chuck Norris. It doesnt need to make sense.

Under his beard isn't a chin.........just another fist.

Clint Eastwood is better than Chuck norris.

Under his beard isn't a chin.........just another fist.

 

hes probably going to punch you with that fist for being unoriginal.

So awesome that babies come out like him.

 

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris sucks major donkey ass. He got his ass handed to him by Bruce Lee.

Chuck Norris sucks major donkey ass. He got his ass handed to him by Bruce Lee.

 

i would like this, but i feel you have too many likes as it is.

So awesome that babies come out like him.

 

 

that is just creepy.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, chuck norris pushes the earth down.

 

In Soviet Russia, everyone is Chuck Norris. IDK lol I'm kinda tired right now...

Chuck Norris has 2 speeds..........walk and kill.

meh, chuck norris is overrated .. he even resorted to WoW ads.

Clint Eastwood is better than Chuck norris.

 

You better start running like hell.

The last time Chuck Norris farted has come to be known as Nagasaki.

Chuck Norris had a leading role in Star Wars, he was the force.

Chuck Norris doesn't go swimming, water just wants to be around him.

Even in Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris pwns all.

God said let there be light, Chuck Norris said say please.

Xehanort has darkness and nothingness, Chuck Norris has his beard.

firetruck Chuck Neil the real damn deal babe

Chuck Norris sucks major donkey ass. He got his ass handed to him by Bruce Lee.

 

And Bruce Lee died a year after filming that movie. Coincidence? I think not.

You better start running like hell.

 

lol i found one but its not technically about norris "Chuck Norris only comes out during the day...BECAUSE Batman comes out at night" LOL

There are 2 kinds of people in this world:

1.People that suck!

and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris killed GODZILLA!

I saw it .