The Kairi Melon:

 

Kairi, Riku, and Sora were around a fire, and Kairi says "Oh, I LOVE a guy who can make a fire!"

Riku and Sora turn to each other, there is an akward silence between them. Sora takes the first

move, and punches Riku in the face! Riku hits back, and they exchange hits to see who can get

to the fire. Kairi interupts "Guys!!" she pulls out a melon with a weird face, "ok, whoever has the

melon gets to play with the fire, Sora, you get to go first." Kairi hands the melon to Sora. Riku

tries to pull one of the rocks to start a fire but Sora yells "HEY!! IVE got the MELON wich means

I control the Fire!!" riku starts grabbing for the mmelon saying "I want it! I want it!" after

fighting awhile riku throwes a punch-- right into the face of the melon. He hears a whimper

next to him and blushes. he takes out another melon and draws on it and says "heheh, um

HERE Kairi, it looks JUST LIKE YOU!" Kairi pushes it away and takes out a new melon and draws

a face on it, then hands it to Sora. Riku grabs for it again but then Kairi takes the melon

away! and says " Neither of you are gonna take THIS melons LIFE! I get to control the

fire!" so they all sit their in silence, looking at the melon. Then Riku shouts "GUYS! LOOK!

ITS KING MICKEY!!!" they all turn and Riku yanks the melon and grins while Kairi's mouth drops.

 

That was an exclusive preview to a video my sister is going to do for me.

 

how about another funny one that my sister made? Then my own own that I made up!

 

The hair cut:

 

It all started when Ven got jealouse of Roxas and Cloud for having the most credit for HIS

haircut.

Of course Ven was more angry at Roxas than he was cloud, because Clouds

wasn't JUST like his. So Ven got together with cloud, and went to Roxas

and said "You know ROxas, you look like you could use a Haircut!'' Roxas thought about it, and thought about how much Namine would LOVE to see him in a new Haircut! So of course,

he said yes. So they put a towel over his face saying they didn't want any "stray hairs" on him. So they went to work.

Roxas screamed when he looked in the mirror "WHAT DID YOU DO TO

ME?!" as he saw he was bald! HE ran out onto the street, wondering what

to do. Then he saw Namine! She gasped and said "Roxas...! WHAT HAPPENED?!

AAGH!" and blocked him from her sight. Roxas replied "no! Wait wait!!..... ITS A

BALD CAP!!" but by then Ven had cought up and tried to yank the supposed "bald

cap" off his head, then ROxas gave up and said " Ok... its true, BUT I DIDN"T MEAN IT!!"

Namine only ran, and Ven lsughed his evil cackle. a Few days later Namine and

Roxas had made up and decided to get payback... so in the middle of the night, they

kidnapped Ven and shaved him bald. THey did a few other things then left. When Ven

woke up, Demyx said "hello our new victim!! TEll us, what is it like to be BALD?!"

Ven screamed and felt his head, then said "wait!! wait! Its JUST A BALD CAP!!"

he ripped the bald cap off his head-- along with a wig! the audience screamed.

and Ven could almost hear the cackle coming from behind the curtain....

 

ok I will try do take the time to do MY story that I will be making up on spot. Ok instead ive decided its so long ill make another spot on it and post endless episodes. Its of my made up character, so check back here for news of when Im done. This is my first spot on here so sorry about the bad narration I was watching KH video's while typing so ill try to be more carfull :blush:

those were quite funneh =d i cant wait to see the video!

LOL Can't wait for the vid! O.O A bald cap

Thnx! My sis dosn't like Kingdom Hearts but she has good humor. Let's hope she'll do it she

says she will, but she wrote a manga, and is doing the sequal...... lets just say she started

it 2 years ago and won't finish it (no, its not kingdom hearts, its not her best, it was going

to be her rough draft but she got tired, plus in vol. 2 she only gotton to chpt. 2)

 

Anyhow, it will be a while before my stories come out of San Chee, I'm wanting to add in

her picture with it, but I will have to wait for my dad to do that for me. Plus ive got plenty

of pictures to choose from. Ill give you an interlude while you guys are waiting:

 

 

LIGHT filled Kingdom Hearts, flowing everywhere, dancing with joy. A shapless form came

down from heaven, all of light, ready to be made. THe form burst into flames as its shape

became clear, and its eyes started to form. Hair, silver like the moon, slivered out and shone

bright on her head. her hands came to shape-- dainty and small. She bore a neckalace, simple

and black. Her shirt was a simple vanilla color, while her pants where more tan. THe light

gathered around her, and she smiled. it sat her down gently on the floor and she steadied

herself to walk. A voice came, deep and caring, and said simply one thing-- "San-Chee."

San -Chee replied with a smile and a knod, and knew waht she was to do. --To protect

Kingdom Hearts from any forces that might mean harm, and anything that would wish to

use Kingdom Hearts for selfish purposes.--

 

 

 

Ok thats all i'm going to spill. I know it sounds real cheesy and it kinda has the same effect

as Xions a bit, but it is (I think) a good story. Please tell me what you think so far, and if

you have any questions, please ask me! About this story, or any of the Kingdom Hearts

Mangas or Video games I know ALOT about KH and I can tell you searching for every little

detail on KH is NOT easy. BUt please tell me if you like the story so far!!

<3 San-Chee? A cute name~ Please continue~!!!

Thank you!!! Well, um, err, I kinda messed up on the pic. her

smile looks really cheesy so I'm going to wait a little bit to

post the pictures. But just so you know this is a series of stories

and I'm going to say that she isn't cheesy all the time

so please don't think that as I continue:

 

 

IT had been three years since San-Chee was born,

heartless swarmed througout Kingdom Hearts, trying to

devore it. The only way it had not, was thanks

to the work San-Chee did. Two years back San

-Chee realised kicking and scratching and punching

was starting to hurt, so she requested a wepon. The Lord

took it opon himself to let her have her very own keyblade

(for at that time their were numerous key-bearers, it was

right after BBS time). Still, San-Chee felt lonely, the only

other physical thing in Kingdom Hearts was --Hearts and

Heartless. THe Lord saw this and gave her one days time off.

Though only one day, San-Chee visited many places,

and made many friends. No one knew whom she really

was, but they knew she was good, and truthful.

Two years LATER, of course, San-Chee was

fired up and happy. She was doing her job, and her

friends were the little light sprites that were so small

very few people knew they were sprites. One day,

though, a man somehow was motioned into Kingdom

Hearts. He wore a black cloak, and his face was

shadowed by his hood. San-Chee stood her ground,

and wondered if this was a Heartless, or a man. Something

around him, though, seemed although sinister, but as if God

was pushing him here. When he asked for her to came with

him, she said no. She was disqusted at the thought of

leaving the beloved Kingdom Hearts and let the Heartless

take over. When she turned around, Behemoth was right

behind her. He grabbed her by the waist and threw her up

and down. Chewing, Chewing, Chewing, until it decided that

it wasn't good tasting, and was ready to drop her into the

belly of a shark (haha, a shark just appeared!Wait, wheres

the water???). San-Chee felt darkness sweep over her,

and she fell into blackness as the hooded man picked her

up and flung her over his shoulder." Such a stubborn Nobody",

he grumbled, as he opened a dark portal, and stepped into

the unknown...

 

 

 

hahaha. I decided to leave you off on a hook on purpose to

see if you'll still want to read more!! Where the shark came

from I don't know. You'll learn all the other answers later.. in

the next episode! Please tell me if you have any complaints,

comments, or requests.

NUUUUUUU!!!! Write more~!! DX It's getting better~

Its getting BETTER?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOH!!!! IM SOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Ok the next part that I write will have (hopefully) two pictures attached onto it of San-CHee. OOOOOH I AM SO EXCITED!!! Just wait a little longer!!

ITs frweaking awsome . and funny ...

also .. i suggest you break up you setenses to .. because theres in some of your writings it gose off the page and we cant see some of it

yeah, I don't see why its doing that, so now I try and edit it after ive posted it.

 

 

ok thank you! I appreciate the advise!

Ok, I am ready for the next part, but sorry! I have no picture yet!!:blush:

 

San-Chee slowly gained counciousness, her limbs screamed in pain as

she

sat up. To her, and everyone elses' surprise, none were broken!

When she fully woke up and sat upright, she was yanked by some weirdo

in a cloak through a hallway, and was thrown into a smaller room with

a bed

and closet. "Get dressed" the man said, for she could tell from the voice

it was

a man.

She moved over to the closet. All she saw were cloak's the same as his.

She sighed

and yanked it over her clothes. When she came out of the room, there

the man was again;he grabbed her once again and this time pulled her into

a room with chairs in a

circle formation high up from the floor. As she walked in, she could hear

a booming voice "I present the forteenth member of our organization."

She echoed back "I HAVE a name!

and its NOT a number!" she realized she had made a mistake as she

heard a gasp fall

from the tongues of everyone in the room.

She looked up to see a man in the same cloak, with long white hair. He

raised an eyebrow at this somehow suprising callback. " Saix, watch this

one, have you done any tests yet?" the man who escorted her replied

"No, not any yet, Xemnas. Though she seems to have conjured no broken

bones from the fight." *fight? I didn't FIGHT anything! I got chewed up

by a heartless and almost fed to a shark!* San-Chee thought; though

she dared say anything. Xemnas looked down at her, reconising the

confusion on her face. "You object to this statement?" San-Chee held

her tongue for a moment, but decided it couldn't do much harm. "Of COURSE

not! I didn't fight anything! I was taken by surprise by a gaint heartless then

he chewed me up and tryed to feed me to a shark!" Xemnas let out a

chuckle, "how could a SHARK be in AGRABAH!" *...agrabah?!..!* San-Chee

thought.

"Marluxia, take care of this one." Xemnas said, and San-Chee wsa escorted

back to her room.

 

"Now, number 14, what shall we call you?" Marluxia said the next day. "I TOLD

you, I already have a name!" San-Chee replied angrily. "hmph! you need to

learn youre place!" Marluxia stated as he tried to slap her as if she was some

peasant. *easily dodged* she thought as she simply stepped out of the way.

"hmph! FINE, so waht IS your name?!" He said with embarassment.

"San-Chee." "Well, San-Chee, lets see how you can fight!"

"fine, what am I fighting?" "me!*MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!*" She turned to see

him in battle stance, "what is that, are you the grim reaper of cuddly bears??"

"YOU BE QUIET!"

San-CHee pulled out her keyblade and attacked. Apparently she had took

him by surprise, so she used it to her advantage to knock him back a couple

more steps. By teh end of the fight, San-Chee seemed to be glowing with

pride while Marluxia seemed to be glowing with sweat. "...keyblade...?!"

Marluxia wheased. * I guess he means this big thing* San-Chee thought,

as she had no idea anyting about her weapon she regularly carried. Next

thing seh knew, she was up at court yet again; only this time with only

Marluxia, Saix, adn Xemnas in the room. "So we have picked up a keyblade

bearer..." Xemnas said. "she will be of great use, Xemnas" Saix said, "since

seh is ready, perhaps she should be given a mission with ROxas?" "Very well.

We shall then see this talent of hers

for our own eyes" replied Xemnas, eyeing Marluxia. "What is your name,

brave keyblade

bearer?" Xemnas said, "San-Chee, and if I may ask something, what is

a keyblade?"

Xemnas snickered. "What you are holding. In time you will learn." and

San-Chee was escorted out of the room.

 

Xemnas: You brought back a real person?!

Saix: I'm possitive seh is a nobody

Xemnas: She seemed to have full memories and emotions, how

long had she been there?

Saix: She was new, I don't see how--

Xemans: This requires further study, she seemed to be confused

when you said you found her in Agrabah... perhaps her origins are from

elsewhere.....

 

 

 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

Just so you know, this is a few days after Roxas actually gains

conciousness, so a little earlier than when Xion comes in. just so

you know, I'm mixing thing up a bit. Because it all still stays the same

technically.

You'll find out what I mean once I have finished this first story.

I call it season 1, I guess.

Oooo nice!!! but you typed "She" into "Seh" I like this!!!! Moar!!! O_O Oh and do you want me to do a pic of San-Chee? PM Me if you want

Um... sure! I will hopefully get more on here soon, too!

San-Chee wondered around often looking through the caslte. THeir were

many places to explore. Of course, she was never to be left alone and

many times was interrupted from her exploring. "Tomorrow you will be unable

to do this, as your first mission shall be at hand" Saix said as she climbed

the stairs. "Oh, I do my job fast. I can still explore." seh replied every

time. And every time Saix would simply say "I'm afraid you have

underestimated what you shall be dealing with." which would return

in her running off through the castles many walls.

The next day seemed to take forevor to come, as far as San-Chee

knew, it was always night time. With that giant, yet strangely familiar

moon right above the castle.

When she awoke teh next day, seh got dressed and went to the lounge

area, where many of the other members where. She never really

wanted to talk to them, so she never did. Saix appeared in the usual

cloak and gloomy attitude, and walked over to San-Chee. "Your first

assignment shall be with Roxas, in traverse town." once he finished

a boy in the same cloak walked in. This member she had never seen

before, much less talked to. So Saix opened a portal for them and they

went on their way.

"Are you ready?" Roxas said as they arrived at Traverse Town. San-Chee

grinned and said "I was BORN ready!" wich was technically true. As she

said those words a giant behemoth came from the ground. Roxas starred

up at suprise "THa--thats a huge heartless!!" he said. San-Chee

grinned and remembered the heartless run in that brought her there.

"What a good time for payback" she said as she called upon her

keyblade to assist her. "Keyblade!" Roxas said, *suprise, suprise*

she thought * I'm just one shockeroony arn't I?* She ran up behind

the Behemoth and made a high jump onto his back. "Go for the horn!"

she yelled at Roxas, so he jumped as high as he could. to get a few

shots at the behemoths horn. From atop, San-Chee had a perfect

firing range to where she couldn't get hurt.

 

In another room, Saix and Xemnas watched the commotion. "Perhaps

its to hard for them." Saix said, "Should we help?". "No.." Xemnas replied,

"We shall see what they do"

 

San-Chee started sweating a bit, nothing big, it was just the sun beating

down on her face as she slashed at what she was born to destroy. She

could tell Roxas was in trouble. He was battered and had dirt all over himself.

the behemoth then threw at him triple lasers adn he fell to the ground

uncouncious. San-Chee jumped from behemoths back to give a finishing

air blow to th horn. The behemoth melted away as a giant heart flew to

the sky. She then sat down to tend to Roxas' wounds.

 

"Did you see THAT!" Saix said in a nobodies suprisement, "She just took

that thing down almost single handed!" Xemnas replied "She truly is one

chosen by the keyblade. But why a nobody?" "Xemnas, we have a powerful

weapon on our side, with her we shall get to Kingdom Hearts faster than

ever! Why do research?!" Saix inquired. "Because we are still in need of

requiring her orgins if we are to be able to see what she might do..."

 

Roxas woke up to be in his room. He wore bandages where he was hurt

and he inquired that he though the had had more than that. He got up to

go to the lounge,

thinking he would still be forced to fight. TO his suprise, San-Chee came in

glowing

as usual and said to him "I took your shift for ya'. Youre welcome" and seh

went back to her exploring.Of course, with ROxas trailing behind with a

truckload of questions.

 

San-Chee turned around to see Roxas following her.

"Can I help you?" seh asked. "Well, um... yes. I have a few questions.." ROxas replied."Ask them."

"Whats your name?" "San-Chee." "why do you have a keyblade?" "I needed a

weapon"

"i see." "can I ask you a question, Roxas?" "sure." "Whats a keyblade?"

Hey, can you PM me what San-Chee wears? (Not at the org. XIII...casual ones.) And her hair and all? Nice story BTW <333

Ok, I have made a REALLY horrible pic. of her online (Im a horrible drawer online) but this paint system was better than most so it came out descent to give you an idea of what to more proffesionally draw her as, then ill tell you the details:

 

Ok hair like that, curled at shoulders and hips then unevenly cut at the end near the end of her hands. Vanilla shirt, tan cargo pants, black choker neckalace (forgot to incude that on this horrible pic.) white ballet flats as shoes if you know what im talking about. light skin, a girly look about her with a bit of tomboy screaming out from her expression and position. Her keyblade.... that will come with the pictures I shall get in HOPEFULLY soon.. its too hard to do on computer.

her eyes are manga eyes I just didn't do them that way in that pic.....

yes, she does have a nose..

Wow...Quadraple-posting!!! Ok now I know how San-Chee looks like...I didn't know San-Chee's hair was so long

San-Chee didn't get a reply. for Roxas was just as confuzed as she

was.

 

San-Chee soon met Axel..

San-Chee skipped down the hallway, looking fo ra place to play. She

accidently bumped into a tall man with Spiky Red hair. "Whoa!

Carefull there! If that was Vexen you bumped into, he wouldve lost it!"

he said. A little way s off she could hear someone yelling "I heard that!"

but she ignored it. "Sorry, um....?" "Axel." "Axel. I was wondering, do

you know of any good place to play?!" San-Chee said. Axel looked

at her in confusion, "Don't you think you should be doing your

assignment?" he asked. " I'm done. I'm bored. I wanna play." She

replied. She looked up at him with puppy dog eyes "Can you PLEEEEEEASE

help me find a place to play??" At this, Axel burst out laughing. Seeing

as she was thirteeen, fifteen at the most, he couldn' t help but laugh a

little but. Seeing as she was serious, he wiped his eyes and said "Ok, ill

see what I can find. What kind of place are ya lookin' for?" " a place with a cliff!" "Ok..............."

 

a little while later, they arive at the Twilight town Clock Tower.

 

"Will this do?" Axel said. "Perfect!" She replied as she looked at how steep

the fall was. He nervously replied, "what are you having in mind?" "you'll

see!". San-Chee then jumped off the tower and Axel could hear a "WHHHEeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!" as she decended. Axel stared at teh edge

and thought *boy, am I in big trouble THIS time!!!* as he was about to

leave, San-Chee floated up on a gaint air platform under her feet. Axel

jumped at the sight. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" "Having fun!" San-Chee said

as she went back to the sky, now holding onto the board with her hands,

and hanging below it. "Wher'ed you learn how to do THIS?!"Axel yelled.

"Friends!" San-Chee said, refering to the light sprites at home who showed

her how to pass the time when not fighting. "I call it, THE AIR BOARD!"

she yelled. Axel looked at the sun setting "San_Chee! We need to go back

now!" he yelled. "AWWWW MAN!!!" she replied. she did a loop-de-loop and

dissapeared through some weird looking portal Axel had never seen

before. Axel shrugged and went through the dark portal back to teh

organization. Only to find San-Chee on teh floor with an ice pack to her

head saying "that was FUN!"

 

weeks went by, San-Chee soon knew everybody's name. And they

definantly knew hers. Xemnas and Saix were getting as annoyed as

they were curiouse, knowing that whenever all the other members

where first heading to their missions, San-Chee was frolicking through

the halls playing tag with anyone who hadn't left yet.San-Chee became

best friends with Axel and Roxas, and would sometimes entertain them with

her air board while eating ice-cream. San-Chee wondered when she

would ever be able to go back to Kingdom Hearts.

One day, as she was zipping through her own litle portal to The World

that Never Was, she saw a slight detour to her right. She had never

seen it before, so she decided to explore. She burst into an array of light

pixies welcoming her home. She looked everywhere, but what seh mostly

saw was teh remains of a humoungouse battle. She fell down and cryed,

asking God why she was not here. Light warmed her, conforting her, and

she stopped crying, knowing God probably planned for this.She asked him

what to do. He simply said "Go backto the Organization, events are soon

to happen" and she returned as if she had just gotten back from playing at

Twilight town.

Everyday, San-Chee made a commitment to finsish her missions, then

eating ice-cream with Axel and Roxas, then heading to KH to finish off

any heartless roaming at that time. Then heading back to the Organization

to finish her day. After a while, though, she had to tell the light Pixies

to look over Kingdom Hearts. For she felt the Organization was bringing

courisity on her absense.

 

One day, a meeting was called. Xemnas announced the Fifteenth

member of teh Organization. The member, unlike SAn_Chee, seemed

rather shy, not having any interest to reply to his non-naming statement.

SO San-Chee took it to herself to ask teh question for them. "Well, does

this fifteenth member have a name?!" She asked. The Organization members

giggled. Usual San-Chee. "We shall discuss that later, and you have no

need to ask." Xemnas said. " Oh, she does!" Xigbar said. "She has extreme

couriosity about everything." Xaldin said quietly. This sent laughter in a few

people in the room. "Then, San-Chee, sense you have such couriosity about

her, you shall be its caretaker" Xemnas replied, hoping that would help her

settle down. Of course, it just made things more fun for San-Chee.She

soon learned they had named her Xion, and she started saying Xion

every day. She taught Xion how to fight, and even how to use an air

board, but she didn't seem interested in that. She told Xion about all

teh members in the Organization, Roxas happened to spark her interest.

So they talked the most about him.One day, after her mission, which

didn't last long with Xion, she told everyone she was going on a one

day road trip. To see the perimeters of all teh different worlds. They

reluctantly agreed, and teh ORganization members that enjoyed her

waved goodbye. She told Xion to go through teh regular schedual,

as usual, and she left to Kingdom Hearts.

She was welcomed back by the light Pixies once again, and fought

heartless and played with them. She laughed and said to them,

"Someday, I'm going to come back here for good, maybe every once

in a while going to other worlds, but when that time comes, I'll make

sure my friends come with me."

 

Late that night, she came back the Organization. She tip-Toed into

her room to see Xion sitting patiently at her bed. "San-Chee! San-Chee!

I met him today! I really did!" Xion said. "Who?"She asked, still a

bit confused. "Roxas! I fought with him today! it was fun!" Xion said,

San-Chee now excitedly seeing she was rubbing off on Xion."Well,

tell me all about it!" San-Chee said. And Xion shared her day.

The next day, San-Chee was happy to know Xion kept her hood

down teh whole day. Soon it was XIon, San-Chee, Axel, and Roxas

at teh clock tower every day. Whenever San-CHee was done

with her mission, she would walk along the halls, Air Board, sing,

skip, and cheer her friends on after that. Of course, after a while,

teh cheering and playing stopped when Xemnas decided to have

daily meetings with her in the mornings. Xemnas decided this

would surely calm her down and get her to start answering some

questions. She would simply sit their. One day, she decided to

see if he would have some fun. " Hey, you wanna see me do

a trick?!" She asked excitingly. Thinking of what information it

could tell him, he replied "very well" seh went "wooohooo!'' and

formed her air board. She jumped onto it and did as many tricks

as she could think of. Xemnas seemed annoyed and amused.he

wrote something down and placed it in a compartment in his

chair then said to San-Chee, "that will be all for today." San-Chee

glided donw to his chair once he left. She pulled out what he

had written all those days. starting with "Quiet" to "usual" to todays

"perfected magic skills, sense of a kid'' she guessed she wasn't

giving him much to work on. She was about to leave when she

heard something, a voice, calling her. She went through teh halls

and reached a place under lock and key. She opened the door an

dsaw nothing and no one but some armor and a keyblade.She talked

to the voice for a little while, then closed with a nice meeting you,

and leaving. She never visited again because once she came

out, she had to hide herself, for Xemnas went in. He started

locking the door all teh time after that.

After a while the meetings stopped, Xemnas seeing as San-Chee

would never talk, she went back to her regular schedual. THough

every once in a while playing

pranks wiht Xig-Bar, riding teh wind with Xaldin, playing music

with Demyx, and doing puzzles

with Lexeous, she mainly spent time laughing and talking and

having fun with Axel,

Roxas, and XIon.

I finished it!!! (Finally. I haven't got much time lately ) http://playful-fish.deviantart.com/art/San-Chee-sketch-152868257 (Casual clothes lol)

I like your story so much till I'm really addicted to it *_*

Oh, WOW! That looks soooo good! Youre a great artist! I'm hoping to get my own scetches in soon...there almost DEFINANTLY not as good as that....

OMG You call that good? The hands look so wrong -_- and so sketchy...

Well, I like it like that! It might be another week or more till' I get the pic.'s.........

WHEW! It took some time reading those stories. Very interesting indeed. Through looking at both pics of San-Chee and trying to see what they look like mixed together, I'm starting to think of her looking like Aqua a little, just shorter, with more hair, and a different personality, and a different keyblade, etc...