Eraqus: So, Aqua and Terra, to become a master you need to fight these little light orbs which don't do pretty much and even a child like Ventus can beat, so in the end I will throw this dice, if the face is 1 or 2, Aqua is a master, if 3 or 4, terra is a master, if 5, you both and if 6 I will make a poll in the internet to see who becomes a master.
Now Dream Drop distance:
Yen Sid: For you to become a master, you need to save 7 world which have fallen in sleep, beat many big bosses so strong that they will probably instant kill you with one hit and maybe you won't come back. To help you I have here some pokemons that won't really help you in battle, but will make company so you won't feel lonely. There maybe you'll find some people, but don't worry, they won't try to bother you.
Sora: Like who,,,?
Yen Sid: Xemnas, Ansem, some creepy guy who looks like a young Xehanort, Xigbar, you know, just the weak ones.
Sora: (O__O) O-Ok, I beated them once with my abilites, I can beat them again!
Yen Sid: Oh yeah, you'll forget how to use your keyblade.
Sora; WHAT?! WHY?!
diS neY: Because we need a explanation for why you'll start in lvl 1 again, just like Marluxia made you forget about your skills in Chain of Memories.
Sora: (O__O)
Disney spelled backward: Also, I'm hungry, so, please, Sora, bring me a milk shake when you come back or else you'll fail, Riku, as long as I can see you with your short hair you pass.
"But Terra and Aqua were training for years!"
Good explaination, now remember me why they start in level 1.
Other thing about Sora: Barely can hit a monster with his round keyblade, slices building in cutscenes.
-Atention: the next phrase will contain major spoiler about KH3D:
This video was so, so right, that it even predicted the fact about Axel's Keyblade!
Square-Enix worker: So, what are you going to use for the next opening in KH?
Nomura: Put Hikari! They'll love it!
Worker: But we already used it in many moments!
Nomura: yeah... Put an instrumental version! They won't even recognize!
Sony and Nitendo directors: How can we make our sales raise?
Sony guy: Why don't we release an UnCharted game to PsVita?!
Nitendo Guy: Why don't we release a remake of Zelda and Metal Gear Solid for 3DS?!
Nomura: I know i know! Why don't we release a kingdom hearts game for ALL THE CONSOLES SO PEOPLE WILL NEED TO BUY THEM TO PLAY?!
Sony and Nitendo directors: Good idea!
Kingdom hearts 1: So... You just died in a boss that came after a half-an-hour cutscenes, right? Should I remember you that you can't skip cutscenes in this game?
Guy 1: So, what was the wrost world in KH1?
Guy 2; Atlantica! With all those maps and a labirinth like structure plus the need to raise and descend!
Guy 3: Are you kidding?! The wrost world was Hollow bastion with its complicated map!
I mean, let's remember Birth by Sleep:
Eraqus: So, Aqua and Terra, to become a master you need to fight these little light orbs which don't do pretty much and even a child like Ventus can beat, so in the end I will throw this dice, if the face is 1 or 2, Aqua is a master, if 3 or 4, terra is a master, if 5, you both and if 6 I will make a poll in the internet to see who becomes a master.
Now Dream Drop distance:
Yen Sid: For you to become a master, you need to save 7 world which have fallen in sleep, beat many big bosses so strong that they will probably instant kill you with one hit and maybe you won't come back. To help you I have here some pokemons that won't really help you in battle, but will make company so you won't feel lonely. There maybe you'll find some people, but don't worry, they won't try to bother you.
Sora: Like who,,,?
Yen Sid: Xemnas, Ansem, some creepy guy who looks like a young Xehanort, Xigbar, you know, just the weak ones.
Sora: (O__O) O-Ok, I beated them once with my abilites, I can beat them again!
Yen Sid: Oh yeah, you'll forget how to use your keyblade.
Sora; WHAT?! WHY?!
diS neY: Because we need a explanation for why you'll start in lvl 1 again, just like Marluxia made you forget about your skills in Chain of Memories.
Sora: (O__O)
Disney spelled backward: Also, I'm hungry, so, please, Sora, bring me a milk shake when you come back or else you'll fail, Riku, as long as I can see you with your short hair you pass.
"But Terra and Aqua were training for years!"
Good explaination, now remember me why they start in level 1.
Other thing about Sora: Barely can hit a monster with his round keyblade, slices building in cutscenes.
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Nom Ura's logic: Let's create many characters that you like and become emotional with... THEN LET'S JUST GET RID OF THEM IN THE NEXT MOMENT!
In the development of KH2:
Worker: Nomura-san! Nobody really likes the 100-acre world! Why don't make it optional then?
Nomura: Yeah... You're right... PUT THE CURAGA ABILITY THERE, SO THEY WILL NEED TO PLAY IT ANYWAY!
Nomura: So... I heard you want KH3...
-sometime later-
Nomura in a show: Here everybody! We finally are going to announce Kingdom Hearts 3...
Everybody: AHHHH!!
Nomura: D!
Everybody: D=
Nomura: Finnaly we got rid of that guy with red, spiky hair, I'll just go home and enjoy the rest of my day and-
*Nomura opens the company door: Millions of fans with torchs shouting Axel name.
Nomura: I guess that somebody will comeback in the next game...
Nomura: Let's create a final mix with lots of new things... JUST IN JAPANESE!
Sora: So... You erased all my memories and replaced Kairi with yourself? Let's be friends!
Nomura: let's create a game after KH1 where if you don't play you won't understand what happens in KH2... THEN WE RELEASE IT TO GAME BOY ADVANCE!
Sora: Come on guys! We can beat Sephirot!
Donald: Right! Let's go!
Goofy: Yeah! Ahã! We can beat him!
next moment Donald and Goofy just VANISH!
Sora re-encounters Kairi: Good to see that you're Okay!
Sora re-encounters Riku: OMG! RIKU! MY LOVE! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH! I COULDN'T STAND ANYMORE OF THIS WITHOUT YOU! RIKU IS HERE! RIKU IS HERE! OH-
Kairi: Ah... Sora...
Sora: STOP DESTROYING OUR MOMENT YOUR LITTLE PIECE OF NOTHING!
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Remember this video?:
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-Atention: the next phrase will contain major spoiler about KH3D:
This video was so, so right, that it even predicted the fact about Axel's Keyblade!
Square-Enix worker: So, what are you going to use for the next opening in KH?
Nomura: Put Hikari! They'll love it!
Worker: But we already used it in many moments!
Nomura: yeah... Put an instrumental version! They won't even recognize!
Sony and Nitendo directors: How can we make our sales raise?
Sony guy: Why don't we release an UnCharted game to PsVita?!
Nitendo Guy: Why don't we release a remake of Zelda and Metal Gear Solid for 3DS?!
Nomura: I know i know! Why don't we release a kingdom hearts game for ALL THE CONSOLES SO PEOPLE WILL NEED TO BUY THEM TO PLAY?!
Sony and Nitendo directors: Good idea!
Kingdom hearts 1: So... You just died in a boss that came after a half-an-hour cutscenes, right? Should I remember you that you can't skip cutscenes in this game?
Guy 1: So, what was the wrost world in KH1?
Guy 2; Atlantica! With all those maps and a labirinth like structure plus the need to raise and descend!
Guy 3: Are you kidding?! The wrost world was Hollow bastion with its complicated map!
Guy 4:.... Do you remember..... Monstro...?
Guy 1, 2 and 3: (O_________O)
I need an explanation for the next images:
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