WHY DOES EVERYONE I PUNCH TRY TO STALK ME?!
Your move...

Edited June 2, 201411 yr by Firaga Sensei

The results in carnage lasted for at least five hours and unfortunately there were no survivors. Oh, this just in: CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!

"And then you used your Kianzan on him?"

 

"Uh...."

 

"I WILL HANG YOUR HEAD WHERE MY TAIL USED TO BE!"

 

"To answer your question, Gohan...no. No, I did not."

 

"DUST THIS BITCH!"

 

And then...

 

"Did we get him?"

 

"Krillin, we can sense his energy, why do you bother asking?"

 

"I'm an optimist."

 

"You're an idiot."

 

"You're both wrong...you're dead."

Edited November 24, 201212 yr by Firaga96

Oh, I'm Gaara..... of the funk.

Gaara of the funk!!

Nobody will ever understand the torment I feel. The torment of an extremely attractive ninja who is lusted after by pretty much every girl he has ever met, mine is indeed a tormented existence filled with torment and girls. Girls with their breasts they torment me so

Gohan:  Uh Vegeta, if you don't mind me asking, what are we in for?

 

Vegeta:  You ever watch Power Rangers?

 

Gohan:  No.

 

Vegeta:  Ninja Turtles?

 

Gohan:  No.

 

Vegeta:  Sailor Moon?

 

Gohan:  No.

 

Vegeta:  BettleBorgs?

 

Gohan:  No.

 

Vegeta:  V.R Troopers?

 

Gohan:  No.

 

Vegeta:  Samurai Cyber Squad?

 

Gohan:  No.

 

Vegeta:  .....Tatooed Teenage Alien Fighters From Beverly Hills?

 

Gohan:  Oh yeah!

 

Vegeta:  #$% Damn it!

 

Me:  For shame Gohan, for shame.

Edited January 18, 201411 yr by Ultimus Grid

..........Bitch you just jealous of my super saiyan swagger.

Melvin:  Prepare yourself Susan to face the wrath of Mega Ultra Chicken!

 

Joey:  Okay hacks!  I call hacks!

 

Melvin:  What?  Hacks?

 

Joey:  You totally hacked that card!

 

Melvin:  The freak makes you say that?

 

Joey:  Well how else would you unlock Moltres when you're not even in the Kanto region?

 

Melvin:  ... You realize of course you deserve to die for that joke alone?

 

Joey:  Totally worth it.

Vegeta: Ha! Your dad's dead!Piccolo: So's yours.

 

Vegeta: HA!

Death: Yatzsee, motherf**kers!

 

Death The Kid: Wait, I thought we were playing Monopoly!

 

Death: What game you watchin'?

Edited February 17, 201312 yr by Firaga96

Cooler: We took 3 months to get here! I'm not staying in the ship.

 

Goku: Frieza!

 

Sauza: HA! You think this is Frrieza? No... This is... Coolerr...

 

Goku: Cooler than Frieza? Then you must be ice cold!

 

Cooler: No, that would be my father.

Soul Eater: Hey, remember that thing when you told me, 'Hey Soul, watch out, he's immune to cuts and this and that.'? And yet you charge in like you're f**king invincible and he just threw you around like a goddamned ragdoll! I'm sorry, but you're a mad woman!

 

Maka: Never say never, Soul.

 

Justin Bieber: Never say never (never, never, never, never)....

 

Soul: You're f**king high right now, aren't you?

Wait, did you just summon a bunch of ninjas in one turn?

 

Yeah, so?

 

That's against the ninja rules isn't it?

 

Screw the ninja rules, I have lung cancer!

Trunks: Hey Frieza!

 

Frieza: WHAT?!

 

Trunks: You should split! (Burning Attack into slicing Frieza in half)

 

+

 

Trunks: Now I bet you're all wondering why I brought you here...

 

Krillin: Snacks!

 

Yamcha: To kill us!

 

Vegeta: To kill snacks!

Edited April 5, 201312 yr by Firaga96

Bulma:  So hey, like, just gonna throw this out there, you're really cute.

 

Trunks:  Well you know my mom always said I was a cute kid.

 

Bulmas:  Oh a mommas boy huh?  I'll be your mommy. *winks*

 

Trunks:  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Luffy: This place is built like a librarian's mini-skirt...

 

(looks at camera)

 

Luffy: The firetruck are you looking at?

I'm Jaden Yuki and I'm absolutely flawless.

I'm Jaden Yuki and I'm absolutely flawless.

Absolutely flawless!

Absolutely flawless!

 Luffy: LIMIT BREAK!

I challenge you to an emo-off.

Edited April 26, 201312 yr by VIIIAxel

Now for one of my favorites that just can't be put into words alone.  (0:50) 

Yo!Ya-yo Ya-yo!Dreamin', don't %&*! it up Luffy!Dreamin', don't **^! it up Zolo!Dreamin', don't #$#% it up Nami!Dreamin', don't $%* *^(* it up, #$^! it up, #^&& it up, #$&$ it up, it no!

 

Zorro: Oh, no, they got Cody!! D:

 

Luffy: Oh, no, they got Cody...

 

(Morgan shoots Luffy's iPhony)

 

Luffy: You shaved me yet again, baby seal!

 

Zorro: But you still have all your hair...

 

(Luffy looks over at post where Zorro is no longer tied up to, Zorro puts sword in mouth)

 

Luffy: Okay. 

Edited April 27, 201312 yr by Firaga96

Frieza: Hurry up, double time! Zarbon really screwed the pooch on this one!

Zarbon: Lord Frieza, Vegeta's really giving us a pounding!

Frieza: I'm coming Zarbon, quick, grab my balls!

(Vegeta and Bulma have sex, with Vegeta ending with a Galick Gun release. )

 

Bulma: Oh wow...

 

Vegeta: Yup.

 

Bulma: Gotta admit... even with the broken ribs, you really... wait. Where's your condom?Vegeta: Dafuq's a condom?!~

400 times Earth's gravity? You'll crap out your own spine!

400 times Earth's gravity? You'll crap out your own spine!

 

I know. The challenge excites me. Look at my nipples... LOOK AT THEM!!!