July 26, 201213 yr Author I'm getting the willies right now. How do you think I feel Googling this stuff? @.@
July 26, 201213 yr I like the praying mantis bc the females bite the head off of their mate after they finish mating
July 26, 201213 yr I like the praying mantis bc the females bite the head off of their mate after they finish mating So, the female praying mantis is a dominatrix, huh? Interesting.
July 26, 201213 yr So, the female praying mantis is a dominatrix, huh? Interesting. Yep She is a badass bitch .
July 26, 201213 yr Yep She is a badass bitch . Well, I'm a guy, so I would never want to be a praying mantis. lol I would get the short end of the stick.
July 26, 201213 yr Well, I'm a guy, so I would never want to be a praying mantis. lol I would get the short end of the stick.
July 26, 201213 yr I like the praying mantis bc the females bite the head off of their mate after they finish mating Actually, I heard that's just a myth. You're hard-pressed to catch bugs doing the deed in the wild, so the female dominatrix thing came from how mantis boinking studies took place in unnatural habitats with lights and creepy people staring down at them, which stressed them out and caused them to nom the heads of their mates. That's not to say they never do it naturally, though. So don't worry, guys. All you have to do is piss us off if you wanna get your head eaten.
July 26, 201213 yr Actually, I heard that's just a myth. You're hard-pressed to catch bugs doing the deed in the wild, so the female dominatrix thing came from how mantis boinking studies took place in unnatural habitats with lights and creepy people staring down at them, which stressed them out and caused them to nom the heads of their mates. That's not to say they never do it naturally, though. So don't worry, guys. All you have to do is piss us off if you wanna get your head eaten. Until proven otherwise it is not a myth It has been proven they do this though
July 26, 201213 yr Actually, I heard that's just a myth. You're hard-pressed to catch bugs doing the deed in the wild, so the female dominatrix thing came from how mantis boinking studies took place in unnatural habitats with lights and creepy people staring down at them, which stressed them out and caused them to nom the heads of their mates. That's not to say they never do it naturally, though. So don't worry, guys. All you have to do is piss us off if you wanna get your head eaten. I've watched it happen actually.Here's a video: Fun. Edited July 26, 201213 yr by ashiri
July 26, 201213 yr Author Actually, I heard that's just a myth. You're hard-pressed to catch bugs doing the deed in the wild, so the female dominatrix thing came from how mantis boinking studies took place in unnatural habitats with lights and creepy people staring down at them, which stressed them out and caused them to nom the heads of their mates. That's not to say they never do it naturally, though. So don't worry, guys. All you have to do is piss us off if you wanna get your head eaten. I assumed you were a boy owo
July 26, 201213 yr Until proven otherwise it is not a myth It has been proven they do this though They do do it sometimes, just not 100 percent of the time. Scroll down to number 5 of this reliable source (Cracked.com) and the links they provide. http://www.cracked.com/article_19935_8-ridiculous-animal-myths-you-probably-believe.html Everything on the internet is totally true, gaiz, so I believe 'em.
July 26, 201213 yr They do do it sometimes, just not 100 percent of the time. Scroll down to number 5 of this reliable source (Cracked.com) and the links they provide. http://www.cracked.c...ly-believe.html Everything on the internet is totally true, gaiz, so I believe 'em. Still , the fact remains they do it . You dont hear that every other specimen under observation does this. One cant say thats why they did it . Just sayin. Also, cracked.com is far from reliable which im sure you probably know already.
July 26, 201213 yr Author Still , the fact remains they do it . You dont hear that every other specimen under observation does this. One cant say thats why they did it . Just sayin. Also, cracked.com is far from reliable which im sure you probably know already. So you still love me?
July 26, 201213 yr Still , the fact remains they do it . You dont hear that every other specimen under observation does this. One cant say thats why they did it . Just sayin. Also, cracked.com is far from reliable which im sure you probably know already. CRACKED.COM NEVER EVER LIES EVER. Foolish fool. And they have sources so everything they say is irrefutable fact, even things like how one of the columnists there is expected to live to 300 off Canadian healthcare. And I was mainly getting at how mantis head-chompin' isn't a staple in the boning process, just something that sometimes happens. So there's a chance the men get off scott-free. We should fix that. So you still love me? Yes. Edited July 26, 201213 yr by Dracozombie
July 26, 201213 yr CRACKED.COM NEVER EVER LIES EVER. Foolish fool. And they have sources so everything they say is irrefutable fact, even things like how one of the columnists there is expected to live to 300 off Canadian healthcare. And I was mainly getting at how mantis head-chompin' isn't a staple in the boning process, just something that sometimes happens. So there's a chance the men get off scott-free. We should fix that. Yes. Well im sure its not a staple but its firetrucking hilarious that it is a common occurrance . Cracked is funny to read for amusement for sure .I dont think anyone takes them seriously but it is entertaining.
July 26, 201213 yr Well im sure its not a staple but its firetrucking hilarious that it is a common occurrance . Cracked is funny to read for amusement for sure .I dont think anyone takes them seriously but it is entertaining. CRACKED.COM IS LIFE. And I wanna be able to eat heads, too. It's far from a feminist movement, I just want the ability to do so. My lack of head-nomming abilities is just one of my numerous flaws, sad to say.
July 26, 201213 yr CRACKED.COM IS LIFE. And I wanna be able to eat heads, too. It's far from a feminist movement, I just want the ability to do so. My lack of head-nomming abilities is just one of my numerous flaws, sad to say. I'm sure you will find a way to overcome this obstacle !!
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