Well, I don't know if there's a topic about this or not, but I'm bored, so I thought I'd make it. We've had "Ban the user above you", "Compliment the person above you", and my "Insult the person above you" (which ended badly) threads, but I felt like making something different. The goal of this thread is to make the user above you uncomfortable by saying something strange, unusual, or downright creepy. Make sure you don't say anything that someone would actually find offensive though.

 

Let's do this.

I see aliens in your butt.

My butt is aliens pie!

>:L

 

I ate u for dinner

Can I lick your pie?

I've got a banana.

Can I lick it?

EVERYONE CAN LICK THE PIE!

I'd love to.

I HAS CAKEZ

Yay~ You licked my pie!

Wanna find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I'll stay with sea-salt ice cream and chocolate.

WHY DOESN'T YOUR ICE CREAM MELT!?

May I open the door for you?

Icwatudidtharr

Give me your hand, Jim

Take my hand, Kirby

inb4

no inb4 jokes

inb4 I don't care

Can I touch your nose?

Let's fly awaaaaaaaay!~

I can show you the wooooorrrrrlllld

Jump onto my MeowJesty's back, we'll fly awaaaaaaaayyy!!!!! 8D

*jumps on a meowjesty wearing moonshoes and a cowboy hat* awaaaaay Tinfoil!

Hay gais can I join you? I can sing too~

*grabs MeowJesty*