Well, I don't know if there's a topic about this or not, but I'm bored, so I thought I'd make it. We've had "Ban the user above you", "Compliment the person above you", and my "Insult the person above you" (which ended badly) threads, but I felt like making something different. The goal of this thread is to make the user above you uncomfortable by saying something strange, unusual, or downright creepy. Make sure you don't say anything that someone would actually find offensive though.

 

Let's do this.

Why is my avatar Chibi Sora and Roxas now lol

I think your giraffe ate my left foot

Your instructions weren't clear enough. My arm got stuck in the ceiling fan.

I baked you some cookies. they are made from 100% lion teeth

Your cavadies are made out of Swinub nub

I'm going to eat you.

YOUR MOTHER JUST CALLED MY HOME PHONE

 

o_o;

I am loosing my marbles. Please, count them out with me. One... Two... Oh. I only had those 2

YOU ARE A MARS BAR

 OH MY GOSH! Why is my hair brown? Nevermind...its always been brown

*licks lips* I had steak two days ago~ Still bloody

PLAY WITH ME

*troll face*

8D

I'm becoming a Shiki

I shall kiss riku in your honer

I have recently discovered that dogs taste good, would you like a dog burger?

Kekeke. Kekekekekekeke. Muwahhaahah.

*grabs a stick next to me and holds it up in the air* NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

*thunder is heard and lightning strikes while i do that*

I have recently discovered that dogs taste good, would you like a dog burger?

I would love to have a dog burger

I herd ur mom's a candy cane 8D And your dad is a hershies kisses ^_^

I ate them both!

I ate them both!

RIKU ATE ALL YOUR JELLY BEANS D<

Squid burgers for sale!

Squid burgers for sale!

My avatar's gonna eat you with kawaiiness (:

can I sell your left foot to my pet giraffe?

Can my vending machine sleep with you tonight?