Well, I don't know if there's a topic about this or not, but I'm bored, so I thought I'd make it. We've had "Ban the user above you", "Compliment the person above you", and my "Insult the person above you" (which ended badly) threads, but I felt like making something different. The goal of this thread is to make the user above you uncomfortable by saying something strange, unusual, or downright creepy. Make sure you don't say anything that someone would actually find offensive though.

 

Let's do this.

Jack pissed in your bed while Hiccup molested your cat. 

I watched.  :cool:

I kissed your cat and the dragon stole your heart.

I froze your pipes and ate all your bacon.

Elsa watched.  :cool:

My wolf married Jack Frost and I stole your cookies.

I took all your DVD's and sold to buy books. 

Alice watched.  :cool:

I sold your books to buy dvd's.

My wolf and Jack watched while holding hands.

I kissed a boy. 

Then I kissed a girl.

Then I kissed your cat,

And I liked it.  :cool:

I kissed a girl.

I kissed a boy.

I kissed your phone.

And I liked it and its cherry chap stick.

:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

Hope my housecat doesn't mind I made out with your Barbie doll.  :cool:

I ate yellow snow and it taste like lemons. YUM!

Kirrrrby told me you ate him today

Feet

Buttock 

I ate your birds food and then ate your bird.

Come little children, I'll take thee away...

Can I see your butt for science ?  

Let's dance with a dead person.

Your refrigerator didn't like the cat smoothie I made...

I showered in your cat's litter box.

I EAT THE NUMBER WEIRD AND THE LETTER STRANGE

 

o_o;;

I am the number Pi and I demand your phone number so I may laugh at it.

Edited February 13, 201411 yr by O13 Follower

I am the number Pi and I demand your phone number so I may laugh at it.

My phone number is "porkupines of doom and litteral cats"

I am god and the 11th commandment will say "thou shalt not eat pie."

flying potato

Your lion sang to me. I ate your cupcake.