_EPISODE 1_

 

Setting: A huge Kingdom Hearts logo with a keyblade spinning around in the middle. An intro with the title shows up on the screen...transitioning to a backdrop of the same logo, with Sora, standing in place.

 

Sora: Holy smokes, baloney, fudge and mustard, stop the presses and stop the internet!! If you are a member of KH13, and are loading this up your internet machine....you're here. Now, stand, the F**K UP!!

 

(No one stands up. Not even the cast members off screen watching)

 

Sora: -__-....Well, anyways....welcome to 5 Questions With The Kingdom Hearts Cast....where the most important questions on the face of this planet are answered....these, my friends (holds up paper) are the questions. And we (spreads arms out) We...have the answers....the answers to existance! (raises fist)

 

Riku: (Off-stage): By God, you're a ham.

 

Sora: (looks to Riku): By God, you're a homo.

 

(off-screen cast "OOOOHHHH"s in unison.)

 

Riku: -__-....just start the f*king show.

 

Sora: Alrighty then! First question....

 

(record skip, pause)

 

Hi, Firaga96. You know, I was going to make up stuff at this point, but then i thought, "Hey, why not get some actual questions going?"

 

So, KH13.com, I'm leaving the rest to you. Post some questions, being about anything you want to ask Sora, and once I get five, I'll continue the story from there. If you didn't get your question in, you can always ask another one for another character.

Edited October 14, 201213 yr by Firaga96

you should of seem that coming.

 

....I can never do NUTING on this site!  :angry:

To: "Ansem", Seeker of Darkness (If possible.):

 

 

 

Have a little look....At This!!!!

 

 

 

 

No.841 "Ansem", Seeker of Darkness

 

Ninja Pokemon

 

GROUND GRASS

 

HT 19′11″

WT 996.2 lbs.

 

One day little girls woke up and had become "Ansem", Seeker of Darkness. It is strong enough to easily lift up maniacs.

Edited February 9, 201312 yr by Tom13

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Demyx: Question two! xoblivion13x asks, “Since you're able to control water and all, do you ever prank Axel (since he's fire)?" Why, sure I have! I do it all the time! Hey, Axel!

 

Lea: It's Lea.

 

Demyx: Hey, Lea! Remember the time I put out all the candles in your night study?

Lea: Yeah. -_- Thanks for ruining my chance to go back to school.

 

Demyx: Or what about the Baked Alaska for your mom.

 

Lea: Her birthday was coming up...  

 

Demyx: Ha! Ooh, what about the time that I splashed out that fart fire you made?

Lea: That was a feat I never tried before, and you ruined it! :angry: Why you wanna trip on me, man?!

Demyx: I don't trip on you; I trip on a lot of people.

Lea: Oh really? Why don't you tell the audience about your other pranks?

 

Demyx: Well, sure. Other than messing with Ol' Flame But..

 

Lea: -____-

Demyx: I have a pedigree of other pranks I pull on a regular basis. I mess with Sora's hair gel...

 

Sora: If you think my hair looks weird now, you don't want to know what it looks like when Demyx messes with it.

 

Demyx: I draw moustaches on Namine's drawings...

Namine: You don't understand true art! (looks at ruined pictures) MY BABIES!   

(Roxas wraps Namine in a comforing hug)

Demyx: I replace Luxord's gin with apple juice...

Luxord: So that's why I haven't been able to get a buzz latley. Not cool, mate. -_- 

 

Demyx: And, uh, a bunch of other weird stuff, too.

Kairi: What's the weirdest thing you've done? (turns red) Does it involve my panties?!

 

Demyx: What? No! No, of course not.

Sora: That's a relief...

 

Demyx: What's the weirdest prank I've ever pulled? (thinks to himself)...well...I've snuck into Riku's room...and I've put some of his glossys on the internet for profit....

 

Riku: HEY! .... only my publicist can do that...

(room falls into awkward silence)

Demyx: (makes face that says "I know it's weird, but it's true") ........ and I've been known to top-shelf toilets....let me loose in your home, and you'll have brown water and not know why for months on end. If you don't know what a top-shelf is, that's basically when you (makes motions with hands as he speaks), take the cover off, make the water brown, and put it back on.

 

(Some cast members snicker a little)

Demyx: Yep. That's who I am, that's what I do. (chuckles) I enjoy going into

people's establishments, top-shelfing their toilet, and LEAVING (swings poitning finger to the left side of the screen)...giggling to myself, wondering if it paid off or not. What? W-what? (shrugs) Don't judge me. I see what half of you guys who send in the questions do on the site. (whistle) ... anyways, let's move on.

 

(pause)

Edited February 12, 201312 yr by Firaga96

(unpause)

 

Demyx: Anways, let's move on. Gambler'sApprentice wants to know, "SO, what do you actually do? You told Roxas you do Recon, but bunches of missions were "find this heartless threat we don't know and eliminate" Well, as it has been pointed out, I am lazy. Which means I do do Recon. (giggles) do do...but, it's rare. That's why you didn't see much of it in the game.

 

Roxas: Wait a minute, hold on! You're telling me I could have being doing Recon with you instead of Vexen?

 

Demyx: Basically.

 

Roxas: Ah, what the hell!

 

Vexen: And what is wrong with me, exactly, Number 13?Roxas: You suck. Plain and simple. -_-

 

Vexen: Well, I never!

 

Roxas: Don't you have custody papers to take care of.

 

Vexen: Nonesense! Xion and the Riku Replica are under my supervision now. It's not like they had a mother they could go to anyway.

 

Xion and RR: WE WISH WE DID!

 

Vexen: Oh come now children. Here, come give your brilliant father a hug, huh? (streches arms out, wraps them both up in hug)

 

Xion and RR: (make faces of disgust and mouth "Get us the f**k out of here")

 

Demyx: 0-e...alright, uh, we need to switch back gears here. Uh, next question, next question, (reads through papers) Ah, here we go, the next question....

 

(pause)

Edited February 13, 201312 yr by Firaga96

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Demyx: Ah, here we go, the next question...(study papers), oh-ho, this is you guys(points at Braig and Mansex), this is you, me and the wall.

 

Braig: Huh?Mansex: What are you talking about?Demyx: You'll see....Rixku wants to know, "Okay Demyx do you like Xigbar? Oh and Mansex shut up. He's a harder boss fight than you, Xehanort, and firetruck Mysterious Figure was combined." Do I like Braig? Well...he's a sharp shooter, I'll give you that.

 

Braig: You bet your ass I am!

 

Demyx: But he is kind of a troll, too...

 

Braig: What? I am not!

 

Demyx: Dude, you always leave stupid messages on everyone's Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblir. You even told off Nomura in an Instagram chat!

 

Braig: Uh, uh...you can't prove it was me!

 

Demyx: Oh yeah we could. I had Ansem track the name "Candypants869"...

 

Braig:...don't judge me...

 

Demyx: And it lead to your E-mail address.

 

Normura: You lucky you are big draw to the fans, or else, I would write you out good!

 

Braig: Heh...uh, thanks, boss...(rubs back of neck nervously)

 

Roxas: Speaking of trouble, you're still on my list for making fun of my mom!

 

Braig: What? I thought that was just a bit!

 

Roxas: Oh, it's more than a bit, buddy! Come 'ere, you!

 

Braig: Oh God! (runs away as Roxas chases him)

 

Demyx: Wow. I guess trolls gotta have their karmatic beat down every once in a while...okay, what the other part of the question? (skims paper) Oh, yeah, Mansex!

 

Mansex: -___- My name is Xemnas.

 

Demyx: So, Mansex...

Mansex: Grr....

 

Demyx: How do you respond to Rixku's ribbing?Mansex: How do I respond? Let me tell you something, little girl, If you and I were matched up against one another, you would be sent to the farthest reaches of the Realm of DARKNESS!

 

Demyx: Uh, Manny, we can't threaten the fans like that.

 

Mansex: Why?

 

Cuz then I get to do this. (pushes button)

 

Mansex: What the f--(ground below him springs up, goes through roof of studio and into the air) YAAAAAAHOOHOOHOOOOEEEEEEEEY!

 

Goofy: Hey! That's my bit! Get your own shtick, Mansex!

 

Mansex: (still in air) IT'S XEMNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!

 

Demyx: Well, that went from zero to sixty pretty quick...are we almost done? Phil, how we doing?

 

Phil: (from backstage) Two words! One more question!

 

Demyx: Hey, that's not tw--

 

Sora: Just go with it. -_- He'll never learn to count.

 

Demyx: Right...okay, then, question five! Closing it out...

 

(pause)

Question for Demyx:When you create your water clones, Why do you play your Sitar like a Piano, and not a Sitar?

(unpause)

 

Demyx: Closing it out. This question's from Tycen, a newcomer to the 5 Q's board, I see. He asks, "When you create your water clones, Why do you play your Sitar like a Piano, and not a Sitar?" 

 

Riku: Oh great. An OCD kid.

 

Sora: Pipe it, Roku, he's new!

 

Roxas: Hey, I'm Roku!

 

Sora: Oh, right.

 

Lea: And I'm Aku.

 

Roxas and Lea: BUT WE'RE NOT GAY!

 

Demyx: Can I talk? I'm in the middle of a question. -_-

 

Sora: Sorry, bud, keep going.

 

Demyx: Well, anyways, I play the sitar like a piano when I summon Water Clones because using that technique requires expert precision, and holding my Arpeggio the way I do helps me to do just that.

Sora: Some precision; that attack's weak.

 

Demyx: Hey!Sora: Just Saiyan.

 

Demyx: Well, anyways, folks, that's all the time we have and...hey, do you hear that? I think Mansex is coming back down.

Goofy: About time. Look, there he comes back down the hole he made!

 

(whistling sound as a scream starts can be heard, starting off quiet then rising in volume as Mansex comes closer to impact, until BOOM! He hits the floor, flat on his face with a small outlining crater underneath his body)

 

Mansex: (muffled) This...proves....nothing...

 

Demyx: Are you okay over there?

 

Mansex: (muffled) Oh yeah, I'm fine-f**king-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream over here!

 

Demyx: Really?! Can I have some?!

 

Mansex: (muffled) .... I'm surrounded by idiots. -_____-

 

Demyx: I thought you were surronded by gumdrops and ice cream.

 

Mansex: (muffled scream)

 

Demyx: Man, that guy needs some therapy...well, that's our show! 12 episode's down and...well, a lot more to go! Keep sending in questions and we'll keep giving you answers and I'm keep top-shelfing your toilets! In fact, that gives me an idea...Hey, Sora, is Aladdin around.

 

Sora: No. (giggles)

 

Demyx: Well, then, I guess I'll pay a visit to his private bathroom. Bye....

 

X*X*X*X*X

 

Next time on 5 Questions: We highlight the Abbot and Costello of Disney, Donald Duck and Goofy!!! .... Yeah, it's not Org. XIII people. Sorry, but I wanna get these guys out of the way. Besides, they're Sora's sidekicks, you can't just brush 'em aside. Plus, Donald'll probably beat me. 0-e

To: Donald Duck

 

 

 

 

You need to shut up sometimes when you're not spoken to, you're so annoying that people want to kill you and eat you for roasted duck dinner, now I'm hungry for some roasted duck.....Yum! Also, get some anger management, you have anger problems....People are really tired of your voice, it sounds a lot like a disgusting impersonation of Fred's from Youtube.

Edited February 15, 201312 yr by Tom13

Question for Donald: Why don't you ever heal Sora when he actually needs it? I swear, every time I play KH1, you either heal Goofy, or heal Sora at the exact time he heals himself...

To Goofy/Donald What made you want to become what you are now anyways? Uh you can't do anything to me Mansex or better yet Darth Mansex!

_ EPISODE 13 _

 

Donald: Hi, I'm a duck.

 

Goofy: And I'm a dog.

 

Donald: My name's Donald.

 

Goofy: And I'm Goofy. Aycuk!

 

Donald: And we're here to host this episode of 5 Questions.

 

Goofy: Yep. Changing lives, five questions at a time. (holds up five fingers) Challenging anyone else on the internet to waste more time than we do.

 

(Rest of cast chuckles)

 

Donald: I bet I have a lot of questions from the fans.

 

Goofy: Well, gee, Donald what about me?

 

Donald: Ah, you're not so important. I'm the brains of this team.

 

Goofy: (under breath) Yeah, and the ego too.

 

Donald: Wak?

 

Goofy: Oh, guh, nothin'. Uh, how 'bout you starting readin' now?

 

Donald: Oh, good idea. (scrolls papers) Oh boy! The first question's for me! It's from Tom13, and he asks...."You need to shut up sometimes when you're not spoken to, you're so annoying that people want to kill you and eat you for roasted duck dinner, now I'm hungry for some roasted duck.....Yum! Also, get some anger management, you have anger problems....People are really tired of your voice, it sounds a lot like a disgusting impersonation of Fred's from Youtube." ...........

 

Goofy: ..... Ah, nuts. 0-e. EVERYBODY HIT THE DECK!!!

 

(Cast hits the deck)

 

Donald: (drops papers, feathers turn red, starts jumping up and down and screaming at the top of his lungs) SON OF A (CEE!) CHEWING (DEE!) MONSTER!!! WHY THE (EFF!) DOES ALL THIS (EFF!)ING (ES!) HAPPEN TO ME???!!! (EFF!) MY LIFE!!! ALWAYS SURROUNDED BY MISERABLE (EFF)ING (CEE!)S!!! LIKE THIS WHOLE WORLD, JUST LIKES TO BEND ME OVER, AND (EFF!) ME IN THE (A!)!!! LIKE I'M SOME SORT OF (ES!) RECEPTACLE! WELL, AS FAR AS I CARE, THESE MISERABLE (CEE!) CAN GO HAVE AN ORGY WITH A GODDAMNED PIG!!!!!!!!!!!

 

..............

 

Dang.  0-e

 

Donald: (breaths in and out)

 

Goofy: Wow....well....at least we got to try out the new censor system...uh...I think I'll just handle the questions from now on, Donald. Alright?

 

Donald: (faints from exhaustion)

 

Goofy: .... Ok, then. Next question. (grabs papers off the ground) Let's see here...

 

(pause)

Wow, Donald, I never knew that you were such a low life hog!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

 

 

 

 

To Goofy:

 

 

Have you tried to give Donald advice to control his anger? I mean, he get's angry whenever people talk about him sometimes...

Wow, Donald, I never knew that you were such a low life hog!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

 

 

 

 

To Goofy:

 

 

Have you tried to give Donald advice to control his anger? I mean, he get's angry whenever people talk about him sometimes...

 

 

 

Alright, I gave Rixku a pass, but I'm not doing it anymore. One question per user PER EPISODE. I can only handle so much.

To Goofy: How did you feel after you got hit on the head with a boulder then revived 5 minutes later?

(unpause)

 

Goofy: .... Ok, then. Next question. (grabs papers off the ground) Let's see here...

 

Donald: (wakes up, shakes head, jumps back on feet) Oh no you don't! You're not doing this without me!

 

Goofy: Gee, that was fast. You're not gonna explode again.

 

Donald: Nah, I got it out of my system. I don't think anything else at this point can piss me off even more than that did.

 

Goofy: Well, that's a relief...uh, anyways, let's get back to--

 

Donald: (swipes papers from Goofy) Ah-ah-ah! I'll be taking that!

 

Goofy: Shucks, Donald, why can't I read 'em?

 

Donald: I told you, I'm the brains of this team. Just stand there and wait for your turn.

 

Goofy: -_- You're starting to piss me off.

 

Donald: (ignoring Goofy, reading papers) Our next question is from Rixku. She asks, "What made you want to become what you are now anyways?" Well, what else would we be? Walmart greeters?

 

Goofy: Gee, that'd be funny. Hey, Donald, what would your greeting be?

 

Donald: That's easy: "Welcome to Walmart. Get your (ES!) and get out."

 

(cast giggles)

 

Goofy: Well, I'm glad we're not. I like bein' a knight better.

 

Donald: And we know we're way more important than a bunch of other characters shown in this series...like a certain pair of chipmunks...

 

Chip: Hey, what's that supposed to mean?!

 

Dale: Yeah, we have a pivotal role in Kingdom Hearts.

 

Donald: Guys, your combined screen time is less than a minute. -_- By the way, just what are you guys? Brothers? Cousins? Gay lovers?

Chip: Gay lovers?!

 

Dale: That's stupid!

 

Donald: Well, you're unconfirmed bachelors, you live together, you have no word on your actual affilation, AND you're possibly a rip off of those two other chipmunks from the Looney Tunes series. And they're WAY gay.

 

Goofy: I think you're being kinda harsh, Donald.

 

Donald: Oh what? You support these guys? Coming from the dog who's doin' a cow?

 

Goofy: Huh? What's wrong with that? 

Donald: Because you're a dog and she's a cow! It's unnatural!

 

Mickey: Someone finally said it...

 

Goofy: Gawrsh, guys. But, there's no one else out there like me. Not since Max's mom died...

 

Mickey: Yeah, well, there's Pluto.

 

(Pluto is shown licking his nuts)

 

Goofy: ... I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that...Donald, can we move on?

 

Donald: Uh, sure...next question...

 

(pause)

To Donald and Goofy, are there ever times you annoy each other so much that you want to kill?

(unpause)

 

Donald: Next question...oh, another one for me from VIIAxel...(skims question)...(sarcastically) Oh, this ougtha be fun, -_-, he asks, "Why don't you ever heal Sora when he actually needs it? I swear, every time I play KH1, you either heal Goofy, or heal Sora at the exact time he heals himself..." Well, geez, I'm not perfect you know!

 

Goofy: Well, you do kinda do that, Donald.

 

Donald: I got stubby arms and low reaction time! If I can't cast magic, I'm stuck swinging my staff around like a (EF!)ing club!

 

Sora: Like you did to me in COM?

 

Donald: Would you get over that?!

 

Sora: Neva!

 

Goofy: Hey, uh, if I remember correctly, you can set to whether or not we do certain things, right?

 

Donald: Well...

 

Sora: Ah, ah, ah! I'm the main character here, I'll handle this.

 

Donald: Okay. Lead on, o great porcupine head. -___-

 

Sora: (ignoring Donald) Now, you're right on the settings for you guys, but the thing is, that feature was only in Kingdom Hearts 1. And even then, I could NOT get Donald to stop wasting items and/or get me to heal me with Curaga as soon as I need it. Take this from the guy closet to the 1P slot...also, I've played the games myself.

 

Goofy: All of 'em.

 

Sora: Shoosh yeah! Who do you think had the brains to think up all those trophies for the HD collection?

 

Riku: Square Enix?

 

Sora: Shut up. -_-

 

Riku: Well, it's true.

 

Sora: Says who?

 

Riku: Says me, you little prick.

 

Sora: Oi, don't (EF!)ing push me today, Silverback.

 

Riku: Silverback? Ha! I've heard Kairi cilmax better than your name calling.

 

Kairi: What the (EF!)?!

 

Riku: What? It's loud. Besides, I'm an enthusiast in climaxes. And speaking of that...Kairi?

 

Kairi: (kicks Riku in the balls)

 

Riku: AH!!! ... Right...in the roundtables...goin' down...(falls to the floor, knees curled up and laying on his side)

 

Donald: Wow, we just get more and more off topic with each question.

 

Gooy: Yeah...maybe it's because the writer's getting lazy...

 

Lazy, huh?

 

(lighting strikes, Donald sqawks and jumps into Goofy's arms Scooby-Doo style)

 

Goofy: Uh, uh, never mind.

 

That's better...

 

(Donald and Goofy look at each other, realizing that Goofy has been holding Donald for too long)

 

Donald: Don't you say a word.

 

Goofy: (drops Donald on his butt)

 

Donald: (stands up as he rubs his butt) Okay, we need to move things along...let's read the next question. Goofy, I'll let you do this one.

 

Goofy: Gawrsh, thanks. Okay, um...this next question is from xoblivionx13. She asks, "How did you feel after you got hit on the head with a boulder then revived 5 minutes later?" Well, it didn't feel like a pillow, that's for damn sure.

 

Donald: And before you ask, no, we're not saying anything about the ice-cream line.

 

Goofy: Nothin' at all.

 

Donald and Goofy: You don't need to know...

 

Roxas: I got a feeling...

 

Donald and Goofy: NO, YOU DON'T!

 

Roxas: Okay, okay, geez.

 

Goofy: But you know, Donald?

 

Donald: Wak?

 

Goofy: After I took that hit, and boy did I take that hit (I do my own stunts if you couldn't figure it out), I got to thinkin' about something. Something for that little idea you and me had.

 

Donald: Oh, you mean that idea?

 

Goofy: Yeah. I think we should tell everyone about it. We've been keeping it a secret for so long, I just feel we gotta say something.

 

Donald: Well, I'm with you.

 

Sora: What are you guys talking about?

 

Donald: We'll tell you. Ready, Goofy?

 

Goofy: Yep. Got it all memorized.

 

Lea: Got it memorized?!

 

Goofy: ... Yes. -_-

 

Lea: Sorry, it's...it's my thing.

 

Donald: Anyways, let's get started.

 

Goofy: Ladies and gentleman...

 

Donald: Boys and girls...

 

Kairi: Oh geez, this is already starting to sound weird.

 

Goofy: Level with us now...I mean, there's life and there's larger than life...let me ask you something...do you feel...a little tight in the midsection? Are you a little bound up? Have you had too many cheese puffs?

 

Donald: Or just maybe have you been up all night, eating sixty four slices of American cheese?

 

Goofy: What you need (points to screen)...is the newest revolution in bowel movement control.

 

Donald: The Donald-

 

Goofy: And Goofy-

 

Donald: Home-

 

Goofy: Super-

 

Donald: Enima-

 

Goofy: Kit!

 

(entire cast facevaults)

 

Donald: It's the (ES!) (throws arms up)

 

Goofy: This is some good stuff! I mean, everybody, once in a while, has something going on down here (rubs lower body as a picture of Donald using kit on Goofy appears on screen and fart noises play), where it locks up, and the Poop Midget stops stirring the cauldron and says, "I'm takin' a break," and-(looks and points backstage) Don't you tell me to shut up, this is advertising GENIUS...(looks back to camera)

 

Donald: We're telling you, the crap locker stays locked, and you put your combination in like in junior high and it wont open. (makes opening/jamming locker motions) And then you do your pattened double elbow (hits air with elbow twice) and it still won't open? What are you gonna do? Just gonna sit there in pain and pray (in fake pained voice), "Oh my God, I promise I'll be good, let things happen the-" NO!!!

 

Goofy: What do you do? You got to the drugstore and get yourself a Donald and Goofy Enima Kit, and you're (ES!) will be taken care of! What is the advertising slogan you ask?

 

Donald: "Donald and Goofy Home Enima Kit-"

 

Goofy: "We take care of (ES!)"...

 

Donald: It's brilliant. It's like printin' money.

 

Goofy: So, what'd you guys think?

 

(Half the cast is on the verge of throwing up)

 

Sora: That...that was...horrible...

 

Kairi: Oh my God..I think I'm gonna...I'm gonna (throws up, squeals) It was so bad!

 

Dilan: Like I said, "there's nothing beautful about this world." (pukes)

 

(Everyone else in the Cast pukes)

 

Donald: Aw, come on...it wasn't that bad, was it?

 

Goofy: Well, gee, it's just an idea. I think it'd be popular.

 

Donald: Well, let's go from the puking and go back to the question-answering.

 

Goofy: Right. We got one left this episode..uh, mind if I read it, Donald?

 

Donald: Aw, no, you read it.

 

Goofy: Really, Donald? You'd let me?

 

Donald: 'Course. Plus...we can do it together.

 

Goofy: (gasps) Really? That'd be awesome! Aw, Donald (sniffles) you're my best friend in the whole world!

 

Donald: You too, Goofy! I...I love ya, man! (sniffles too)

 

(the two find themselves on a beach, five feet away from each other while freinship music plays. The two start running to each other in slow motion)

 

Donald: GOOOOOOOOOOFEEEEEEEEE! :D

 

Goofy: DOOOOOOOONAAAAAAALD! :D

 

(the two crash into a long hug, crying their eyes out as they do...then)

 

BANG, BANG!

 

(Donald and Goofy return to reality with bleeding foreheads and seeing stars)

 

Sora: Who the hell was that?

 

(Offstage, Death The Kid can be seen)

 

DTK: Whoops. Sorry. My finger slipped.

 

Sora: Why are you here?

 

DTK: I'm 50 Cent.

 

Sora: What?

 

DTK: Run, motherf(EF!)ers!! (runs off camera and out of the studio)

 

Sora: Well...that was a nice cameo...

 

Donald: I can't feel my brains...

 

Goofy: Neither can I...

 

Riku: You have brains?

 

Donald and Goofy: S-shut the (EF!) up, Riku...

 

Riku: Tee-hee!

 

Donald: (sits up) Well, we still have one question left...and considering me and Goofy are losing blood so fast...let's, uh, get through this quick...

 

Goofy: (sits up as well) I hear ya...whos' the question for?

 

Donald: It's from...from....Ultimus Grid...

 

Goofy: Right..he's askin, "Are there ever times you annoy each other so much that you want to kill?"

 

Donald and Goofy: (look to camera with same expressions) No (ES!), Sherlock. -_____-

 

Donald: Well...(throws papers over head)...that's our show. Tune in next time for another episode...of 5 Questions With...cheese and...applesauce..(faints)

 

Goofy: Uh..yeah...I'm with him. Remember kids: Live long and...and be a sandwich (falls over)

 

Sora: Huh...that was a bit...sterile...we need something funny to end this show. Anyone?

 

Demyx: Ooh, I got it. (plays funny tune on sitar)

 

Sora: Ha-ha...outros....

 

X*X*X*X*X

 

Lo and behold, it is finished. Now that that's settled, we can get back on track with the other members of Org. XIII...or will we? It's up to you. Leave some suggestions for Episode 14's host. Also, if you like the anime cameos, I can do more...Just Saiyan.

Edited June 9, 201312 yr by Firaga Sensei

Larxene.

Did we do Xigbar yet? I can't remember If so, then Zexion.

I want Xemnas or maybe Xion if she hasn't ha done.

Larxene sounds good. Also, Donald, I'm a boy... ._.

Larxene sounds good. Also, Donald, I'm a boy... ._.

 

Donald: Whoops. My bad. It's been fixed, don't worry. Sorry again for the writer glubbing up.

It was an honest mistake.

 

Donald: You coulda have at least checked his profile.

I couldn't get to it at the time.

 

Donald: Excuses, excuses, wak wak wak...

 

Hey, now! You better watch your tone, duck!

 

Donald: Oh, and what are you gonna do about it?!

 

Imma mess you up, that's what!

 

Donald: Okay then, bring it, then! (bounces around in vintage stance, one arm straight out as the other one swings and he hops on one foot) Bring it! I got you! I may be a duck, but I can still scrap with the rest of th--

 

Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu!

 

Donald: Wak--AHHHHHHH!!!! (gets burnt to a crisp, falls over) (weakly raises finger as he lays) I've become roast duck...

 

I'm an elite, bitch.

Donald: Whoops. My bad. It's been fixed, don't worry. Sorry again for the writer glubbing up.

It was an honest mistake.

 

Donald: You coulda have at least checked his profile.

I couldn't get to it at the time.

 

Donald: Excuses, excuses, wak wak wak...

 

Hey, now! You better watch your tone, duck!

 

Donald: Oh, and what are you gonna do about it?!

 

Imma mess you up, that's what!

 

Donald: Okay then, bring it, then! (bounces around in vintage stance, one arm straight out as the other one swings and he hops on one foot) Bring it! I got you! I may be a duck, but I can still scrap with the rest of th--

 

Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu!

 

Donald: Wak--AHHHHHHH!!!! (gets burnt to a crisp, falls over) (weakly raises finger as he lays) I've become roast duck...

 

I'm an elite, bitch.

 

I'm gonna eat you, I'm gonna eat you! Donald!!! *Ties a napkin around my neck and holds a knife and fork.*

Edited March 1, 201312 yr by Tom13

I'm gonna eat you, I'm gonna eat you! Donald!!! *Ties a napkin around my neck and holds a knife and fork.*

 

Uh, Tom, Tom, take it easy. He tastes as rough as his personality...besides, legally, I can't let you eat him.

Uh, Tom, Tom, take it easy. He tastes as rough as his personality...besides, legally, I can't let you eat him.

 

I have BQ Sauce! I shall eat this delicous duck! Or will I? I MAY HAVE filled out a document to eat this duck, unless I get a really good reason why I shouldn't eat this duck.

Edited March 1, 201312 yr by Tom13