_EPISODE 1_

 

Setting: A huge Kingdom Hearts logo with a keyblade spinning around in the middle. An intro with the title shows up on the screen...transitioning to a backdrop of the same logo, with Sora, standing in place.

 

Sora: Holy smokes, baloney, fudge and mustard, stop the presses and stop the internet!! If you are a member of KH13, and are loading this up your internet machine....you're here. Now, stand, the F**K UP!!

 

(No one stands up. Not even the cast members off screen watching)

 

Sora: -__-....Well, anyways....welcome to 5 Questions With The Kingdom Hearts Cast....where the most important questions on the face of this planet are answered....these, my friends (holds up paper) are the questions. And we (spreads arms out) We...have the answers....the answers to existance! (raises fist)

 

Riku: (Off-stage): By God, you're a ham.

 

Sora: (looks to Riku): By God, you're a homo.

 

(off-screen cast "OOOOHHHH"s in unison.)

 

Riku: -__-....just start the f*king show.

 

Sora: Alrighty then! First question....

 

(record skip, pause)

 

Hi, Firaga96. You know, I was going to make up stuff at this point, but then i thought, "Hey, why not get some actual questions going?"

 

So, KH13.com, I'm leaving the rest to you. Post some questions, being about anything you want to ask Sora, and once I get five, I'll continue the story from there. If you didn't get your question in, you can always ask another one for another character.

Edited October 14, 201213 yr by Firaga96

Anyone from the Organization... They are both cool and terribly misunderstood characters. They deserve a couple questions... Even if it's just for the fun of seen what they would answer...

One oof the Bosses, Ant-Lion, go with Ant-Lion!

Just so you know, I'm gathering up all the unanswered questions and am going to work on answering them.

_EPISODE 9_

 

 

Sora: Hello, and welcome once again, for the first time, for the last time, to 5 Questions With The Kingdom Hearts Cast. In case you're wondering folks, uh, yes, we ARE enjoying the holiday season. In fact, we're gonna be celebrating right on X-mas Day, ladies and germs, ha-ha! Believe me when I say that it is going to be a SMASH. Eggnog, sweets up the ass, and, uh, Roxas is bringing his special mix, right?

 

Roxas: Yep!

 

Sora: Oh-ho, yeah, it'll be a party then. We gonna be (singing) up all night! Sleep all day--(stops singing)--except for the "sleep all day" part. Cuz we gotta stay up all day, and kick somebody's ass at night.

 

Xion: I think I used that joke already.

 

Sora: Did ya? I forget.

 

Xion: Yeah...

 

Sora: Uh, alright then...eh, anyways, let's get down to business.

 

Riku: (rolls eyes) Finally.

 

Sora: Quiet. -__- Just so you know, we're not doing a host type deal this episode. We got a bunch of questions we've gotten in the past months or so and we haven't been able to get to them...until now! So anyways, uh, let's see what we got here...(holds up papers), okay, question one. From VanitasisKirby...the question is: "Demyx, can you control soup?" Demyx, elaboration?

 

Riku: I'm suprised you know that word, D-.

Sora: Button yer lip and get Demyx up here.

 

Demyx: I'm a coming!

 

(Demyx walks on camera)

 

Demyx: Greetings, fanbase.

 

(wild cheers from studio audience) (Yeah, we have that now.)

 

Sora: Dude, why are you so popular?

Demyx: Cuz I'm cute.

 

Sora: Yeah, yeah, just answer the question. (laughs)

 

Demyx: Alright-y then. (glances at paper) Oh, oh, funny story, I actually tried to do that once...yeah, I just saw Bruce Almighty, so I'm thinking to myself "hey, if Jim Carrey can do it, how about me?"

 

Sora: (Talks while jabbing a thumb at Demyx) Next thing you know, he's buying cans of tomato soup and sittin' the kitchen, trying to "move the read seas".

 

Demyx: Needless to say, since most soups are made with water anyway, it worked! The only downside...uh...It kinda went off the tracks and landed on Larxene's new purse.

 

Larxene: I was beating his ass for a week.

 

Demyx: You couldn't have gotten over it?

Larxene: What are you saying? That I'm nuts? That-that I belong in an insane asylum? That I'm CRAZY, is that it?! D:<

 

Demyx: 0-o, guh, uh, uh, n-no, that's not what I meant at all.

 

Larxene: Oh..he-he. (eye twitch) That's what I thought you meant, he-heh...does anyone else have the urge to strangle a puppy? No? Just me? Uh, I'll be right back! (bolts out of the studio)

 

Mickey: Oh my God, keep her away from Pluto! D: (bolts after Larxene)

 

Sora: Yikes. I think we should move on, now, eh?

Demyx: Sure, dude. Bye! (walks offstage)

 

Sora: Heh, this guy is the best partier I've ever seen....but dude, you gotta work on that sitar.

 

Demyx: Noted.

 

Sora: Okay, anyways (glances at papers) Okay, uh, here's a quick one: Gambler'sApperentice wants to know: "Kairi, are you planning on doing something soon?" Kairi? (eyes look down)

 

(Kairi rises onto the camera's view, head going up to Sora's stomach, looking serious)

 

Kairi: Yes. (rises back down)

 

Sora: Well, there you have it, Vanitas...uh, she's not doing what you think she's doing, by the way.

 

Kairi: (still out of view, raises arm with index finger pointed up) That's right! (rises back down)

 

Riku: I beg to differ.

 

Kairi: Of course you would. (raises arm again, has the middle finger up in the direction of Riku, rises back down for the last time)

 

Sora: Are you just gonna sit there for the rest of the show?

Kairi: Yeah. I got Netflix on my iPad down here.

 

Sora: Oh, okay. Well, on that note, let's answer another question. By the way, that last question did not count on the fact that....well, it was too damn short, sorry. (laughs) This NEXT question will the real second question we answer. Now...(eyes scroll as he reads)...(sigh)...Hank? Why do you drink? Why do you roll smoke? Why do you live out the songs that you wrote? ...

 

(pause)

 

Sora: There's about two Hank Williams fans that got that. The rest of you, I'm just wasting your time...

 

Riku: Damn right you are.

 

Sora: Hey! ... It's good music, calm down...now, question two: once again, we have something from Gambler'sApprenctice: he asks, "Luxord, can I have an explanation as to what the bloody smeg was going on with that boss battle?" You and me both, guy. Luxord?

 

Luxord: Coming, mate.

 

(walks onto stage)

Luxord: Hello, loves.

 

(wild screams from studio audience again)

 

Sora: So....Luxord....just...what the hell happened back there?

Luxord: Well, I think my mate Ansem The Wise can explain in a better way than I can. Ansem?

 

ATW: Of course. I fell honored as a fellow member of the BBBC.

 

Sora: BBBC?

Luxord: Blonde Bearded Brits Club, mate.

 

Sora: Oh....

 

ATW: Anyways, Luxord's attack strategy can be summarized in this form...

 

(1 hour of boring mumbo jumbo later...)

 

ATW: I think that should put it to fruition.

 

Luxord: Does that answer your question, mate?

Sora: (drooling and sleeping while standing up) (big drop falls off chin)

 

Kairi: Ew! Sora, your drool landed on my head! Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!

 

Riku: (busts out laughing) Just like a girl.

 

Kairi: (gathers slobber on her head and flicks some at Riku's face)

 

Riku: (girlish shriek) GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! (runs out of studio with hands flailing in front of his face)

 

Sora: (snaps awake) Whoa, what happened.

 

Luxord: Lots of things, mate. Nice job by the way, Kai-Kai.

 

Kairi: Thanks, Luxy. Hive five! (holds up hand, shows up onscreen)

Luxord: (bends down a little and returns high five) Okay, I'm going now. Bye mates. (walks off screen)

 

Sora: Well...uh....this has certainly been an interesting episode so far. I wonder how interesting it'll get...when I read the next question, ha-ha! Question three, from Tom13, he writes—uh......"Have you heard of the sora riku roxas axel ventus and vanitas yaoi? It is just gross I'm not a yaoi fan." ....... Yes. Yes I have. And yes...it is disgusting...just thinking about it....it makes me wanna (gags) ... it's just...BAD. Real bad.....okay, let's do another one, hopefully one less gross, uh.....here we go...and just so you know, I'm throwing the five question thing outta of the window as of now, because we really, really, really, really, REALLY need to knock out the ones that have been sitting in our inboxes for some time...so we're just gonna do how many we can at one time....and on that note, we start, maybe the greatest questions on the face of this planet....here we go...(glances at papers), _The Door To Light_ wants to know: "Kairi, what is your reaction to all the KH fans out there being able to see your panties thanks to a certain camera trick?"

 

Kairi: (slowly stands up, sighs, and hangs head) Yeah...I've known. ... ... I feel so embarrassed...(breathes in) Okay....well....this is definitely a low blow, I might say. (camera focuses on her)

 

Riku: Not like you had any real credibility.

 

Kairi: (glares) … Well...you kinda have a point...Uh, I don't know where I should go from here, now...I mean, really, my approval rating hasn't really been high, has it...and-and even this supposed boost I'm getting, IF I'm getting it...maybe it won't change anything. I'll just the same D.I.D. Kairi who everyone thinks is either useless or for some reason evil....(sigh), so the way I see it (faces camera) I have two options. One: I, uh, just go on to be the biggest goat in Kingdom Hearts history...and a small piece of print in gaming history...(sniffs) (raises head and grins) Or, we do what what we gonna do: we get back on the motherf**king bandwagon and RIDE IT 'TILL THE WHEELS FALL OFF, BABY!

 

Sora: 0-0. Whoa.

 

Kairi: I don't care how many pervs have seen my panties! Because soon, oh-ho SOON, I'm not gonna be the damsel in distress that erebody thinks I am. Next canon game, I am coming for ya, Xehanort, AND the Organization. Whether it's the Organization, the Coalition, the Proclamation, who's ever gonna be the bad guys, I got some focus! Imma bad girl, don't get it twisted, I'm pretty (winks and twirls hair in finger), but Imma BAD motherf**ker (punches the air)! You get me once, it's my own fault, you get me twice, I'll GIVE ya some respect. I'll admit, to all the haters and the pantie grabbers, you snuck one (tips imaginary hat), but mark my words, and this is going right on the home page, cuz they hate it when you predict this kind of shit..."There will not be...a second time". (winks) Kai-Kai's coming for ya, dog. I guarantee that. (walks offstage)

Sora: .... (slowly but steadily starts clapping)

 

(Everyone in the studio starts clapping)

 

Sora: Yeah! Alright! I'm all up for it, and that's not just because she's my girlfriend. Love ya, by the way.

 

Kairi: Love ya, too. (blows kiss)

 

Sora: He-he...anyways, let's see if things can get any weirder or more normal...uh, here's the next question: P5OL wants to know: "Aqua, You do realized that you had a few chances to escape the Realm of Darkness right?"

 

Aqua: Maybe. But what would be the fun in that?

Sora: True. Next....ElizaGreenstar. To Marluxia: "How does it feel to know you were right about Xemnas keeping stuff secret from the members now that we know it's true? I'm not even sure if you're still alive, but whatever."

 

Marluxia: Well, I AM alive, and I WAS right. So there, ha!

 

Xemnas: Would you like a medal? -_- Or perhaps a new vagina?

 

Marluxia: 0-0! Dude, not cool.

 

Xemnas: Wait, are you saying it's true that you have one?

Marluxia: Well...yes.

 

Xemnas: Whoa, transvestite, back off!

Marluxia:

 

Xemnas: Ha! I've always wanted to do that!

 

Sora: Can we get back on topic? (sighs) ... Okay, here's something you probably didn't expect...SPEED ROUND!

 

(music plays)

 

Sora: Here we go, here we go, here we go, 1! Sakuraba Neku asks all of these: "Sora: Will you kiss Kairi in KH3 or we'll have to wait more?" Maybe. Reall want to. He then asks: "Kairi: Will you kiss Sora in KH3 or just give him a hug again?"

 

Kairi: Oh, I wanna ravage that boy...

 

Sora: 0-0. (smiles to camera) Okay, next: "Riku: When the three of you were together, there's was some time you felt like you were the candle?"

 

Riku: The hell does that mean?

 

Sora: I guess it means third wheel?

Riku: Oh. Well, yeah. At this point though, these two can have each other; I got a whole bunch of other girls in my trailer just waitin' to--

 

Sora: Waitin' to alsjop sgaogh aoigjas, blah, whatever, we don't have time, NEXT! AntonioKHT has some q's here. 1! "Xehanort, are you a pervert? That was retorical."

 

Xehanort: -__- See the last episode for my response.

 

Sora: Noted. 2! "Riku, why did you try to do so much on your own?"

 

Riku: Cuz Imma boss!

 

Sora: If you say so. 3! "Saix, why are so annoying?"

 

Isa: It's Isa! And you're annoying!

 

Sora: Geez, u made bro? Uh, 4! "Sora, do you plan on ever going on your final quest? We're starting to have second guesses. Make some pressure on Nomura, would you?" Hey, look, I don't write the script, I just act it out. It'll happen when it happens, until then, enjoy your HD collections. Some people NEED to have them already.

 

Like me.

 

Sora: Moving on...MiontheDemon's next. His blockade includes: "Sora, How do you feel about the ongoing yaoi between you and Riku?" It's frickin' stoopid! (spits on the camera) Oops...uh, next.

 

(cameraman wipes screen)

 

Sora: "Riku: Do you like Namine?"

 

Riku: Meh. She's taken.

 

Roxas: You bet she is.

Namine: He-he. (kisses Roxas on the cheek)

 

Sora: Whee. "Saix: Why Xion.....why?"

 

Isa: Again, it's Isa. And why? Because bitches.

Xion: -_-

 

Sora: Hmm...next. "Ansem: What are you?"

 

ATW: I'm a mystical medical doc at the pinnacle shifting my physical form.

 

Sora: Well said. "Roxas: YOU ARE MINE!"

 

Roxas: What?

 

Namine: Nuuuuu! He's mine! (hugs Roxas tightly)

 

Roxas: Well, you heard the lady.

 

Sora: Yep. Is that it? (checks paper) Wait, he's got a few more: "Aqua, how old ARE you now?"

 

Aqua: I don't know. Mid 20s, early 30s? Meh.

 

Sora: Yeah, meh. Next: "Ventus, why did you smile at the end of KH3D?"

 

Ventus: What, you didn't like seeing my smiling face.

 

Sora: I did. And here: "Terra, do you LIKE Aqua~~~ "

 

Terra-nort: He's saying "Meh."

 

Aqua: Same for me. Who can care about 'ships, I need to get out of the flipping ROD!

 

Terra-nort: Yes, and Terra is saying "I need to get out of this gray-haired douche-bag’s body"...hey!

 

Sora: Next! "Sora, do you know who Ventus is. Do you even know that he's sleeping in your heart right?" Yes. I also know he's right over there.

 

Ventus: Hi.

 

Sora: Hi. Uh...done with that. Let's see...ooh, Keysofblades has three quickies: "Axel: Got it memorized?" "Demyx: Like it?" "Luxord: Do you know the rules?"

 

Lea: Yes.

 

Demyx: Like what? Water? Yes!

 

Luxord: Of course, mate.

 

Sora: Well that didn't take long...(looks at watch) Man, this has sure been a long episode...let's see, two more quickies from _The Door To Light_: "Luxord, where did you find your gambling addiction and why are you so bad-ass?" "Mickey, why did it take you so ling to remember Aqua?"

 

Luxord: I was born with both of them, mate. Heh-heh.

Mickey: Hey, I got a castle and a Keyblade to think about, I'm not Superman.

 

Sora: Okay, uh...ooh, I like this one. XIIISwords asks: “To all of you: Do you ever poop?”

 

(Cast giggles)

Sora: Uh, yeah, we do. Just not in game. It doesn't take years for this stuff to happen, you know, it really just happens in the confines of a few days. 'Sides, we're video game characters, we don't have time for stuff like that...unless you're playing No More Heroes...next! (looks to paper) Ooh, Roxas, dude, this are all about you.

 

Roxas: Alright, list 'em off.

 

Sora: Okay, here we go; xobivion13x asks, “Roxas, Do you ever eat anything other than Sea Salt Ice Cream....it's delicious and all but don't you get a tummy ache from all the sugar? And how is it being Sora's other half....does this mean you have half of Sora's brain? And how does it feel being beaten with a Struggle bat by your opponent to obtain the invisible balls attached to yourself?”

 

Roxas: Dang. Uh...not really, cuz I can defy the laws of nature, no, it's really not what you think, and the same feeling I felt when I beat a Heartless with a Keyblade and made munny balls fall out. Yeah.

 

Sora: Sweet. Next...uh...OkashiraKenrex! Whew, big list. Uh...”Xion, how does it feel to really be a boy and a girl at the same time.” “Xehanort, Did u have a traumatic childhood/secret past life and someone dear(if possible) like a parent/sibling......Looovveerr (better not u tan trash ur mine).” “Eraqus, Hey are ya really dead,if not Do something!!!!!!!!!!!!!” “Ansem The Wise, How exactly did u loose ya memories and Why sea-salt ice cream?” “Hayner, Pence, Olette, so u just going to stay in Twilight Town?” (takes breath) Man, that was long. Guys?

 

Xion: It sucks. -_-

 

Xehanort: No. I just hate people. And bitch, don't talk to me like that if you want me. You MY bitch.

 

Sora: Xehanort, calm down...

Xehanort: Oh come on, I was just playing a part.

 

Sora: Next person!

 

Eraqus: Yes, I am dead. Let the whipper snappers handle their own biz.

 

HPO: Yep. Trolololololololololo!

 

Roxas: You guys are a circus...

 

Namine: No doubt.

 

Sora: Okay, now we get to the final stretch! Three people, three questions! Here we go: Onaiku asks “Donald and Goofy: What would you do with Portal Guns? And would you use them to help Sora on his Journey? If so, then how?”

 

Donald and Goofy: Uh, we'd run this series, thank you very much.

 

Sora: Heh, couple of goofballs...next: Xamtweth-reconnected asks, "Lea, u think Isa is being controlled by Master Xehanort?"

 

Lea: No shit, Sherlock. Got it memorized?

 

Sora: (laughs) That one was funny. Okay, last one: xobilvion13x also asks: "Xehanort, Which version of yourself do you think failed the worst in your complex plan?" (laughs) Another funny one.

 

Xehanort: Uh....I don't know, all of us, I guess.

 

Sora: (can't stop laughing) All of them, he says! (rolls on the floor laughing) ..... (gets back up) ... (wipes a tear from his eye) .... Whew...that was gold.

 

Xehanort: Well, f**k you, too. -_-

 

Sora: Duly noted. NOW....final act....last obstacle...the graaaaaaaaaaaaaand finale!

Riku: Wrap it up already!

Sora: I'll wrap you up!

 

Riku: .... dude.

 

Sora: Shut up! Gambler'sApprentice, your questions sahll be answered. And they are: "Namine, could you try some assertiveness exercises? I mean, you define yourself as a shade of Kairi, with the only purpose to existence being helping Sora." "Xaldin, what happened to you? Dilan was a decent person, but you can't go 5 minutes without going into a monologue about the evils of love." "Jimminy Cricket. you're fired, we've had three games that would be either entirely different, or completely unnecessary if you could keep track of your journals. You. Are. Terrible." "Xehanort, I understand you see people as less important than your X-Blade, but considering you've been on this track for a good 30 years and all you have to show for it is two failed Kingdom Hearts, 6 new Keyblade wielders you didn't intend for, and your closest ally being Xigbar, might it be time to take up another, more successful hobby?" (takes bigger breath than last time) Oh God, I need some water (is handed water bottle by stage hand and takes a sip)

 

Namine: Who said I did? Was it Aladdin? I'll kick that guy's ass.

 

Dilan: Xaldin's not here anymore. However, let's be honest, speeches be damned, I was way cooler as a Nobody. I mean, I only have one Lindworm, and he...he had like fricking eight or nine! And he didn't have to hold any of 'em!

 

Jiminy: Yeah, well I'm making more money than you'll ever have, kid, so bite me!

 

Xehanort: Nope. Gonna keep on trucking.

 

Sora: Okay then...I...I think we're done.

 

(Cast cheers)

Sora: Whew...we're finally caught up. It took a long while, but we did it. How's that for a X-mas present? Now, that conclude's this episode of 5 Questions With The Kingdom Hearts Cast. Have some happy holidays, folks, we shipping out! (salutes)

(camera fades)

 

X*X*X*X*X

 

I hope you're happy that I did this. I just figured if I didn't do this now, I'd never get it done, so here we are.

 

Next character to play host is still up in the air. I wanna see some suggestions, ya hear? Anyone but Sora, Riku, Kairi, Xehanort, Roxas, Namine, Xion, or Lea. Other then them, go nuts. :)

Aqua, since I have a question for her. Aqua, how do you feel about all your perverted fanboys?

To Aqua:

 

 

What would have happened if Vanitas had successfully killed you before Ventus thawed himself in his stupid attempt to save you?

 

 

 

 

To Ventus:

 

 

 

At your room before you left for the worlds, why didn't you just attack Vanitas once he talked about Terra? Surely you would have been suspicous by that time.

I guess Aqua would be a good hostess. Something about her being the only one in Birth by Sleep who SORT OF survived Xehanort's plan.

 

I have a question for Ienzo:

 

My friend, could you please tell me, if you had a considerable amount of knowledge over the nature of Nobodies (hence you attempted to explain the matters to Lea) why did you ABSOLUTELY believe the only way to be completed would be to form Kingdom Hearts?

 

Oh, and one for Larxene:

 

Are you aware of how you categorize as Marluxia's second-in-command (Dragon) according to the TV Tropes? If so, do you agree with being considered that instead of being the dark chic of the group?

 

I thank you both in advance.

The main person I want next is Terra for this question:  Terra, why didn't you DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE Xehanorts' heart?  A dash to either the left or right could have changed SOMETHING.

Edited December 22, 201212 yr by Ultimus Grid

I'd like Terra to be next to. So Terra why the hell didn't you blast that damn thing away while you had the chance? Maybe we wouldn't have all this bullshit going around because of it.

I still say Marluxia, Terra, or Aqua

Marluxia: Hello, KH fanbase. This is Marluxia. I'm here to tell you that I'm going to be the host of the next episode of 5 Questions. I can see that a few questions for me have already been sent in. Very nice...

 

BUT, if I see so much as one more crack at my sexuality, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!!! ... 

 

If you'd like to chat, go to Firaga96's profile.

Edited February 17, 201312 yr by Firaga96

To Marluxia: Seriously what is with the flowers and pink?

Wouldn'tit havebenn easier to turn Roxasto your side then play off Namine's loneliness to call Sora to Castle Oblivion so she could begin rewriting his memories so he held a loyalty to her, and would fight in her name which you would then play off of to manipulate him into fighting your battles, but only so long as Namine continued to work with you? Meanwhile Roxas, asa blank slate, could have his whole personality molded by you two. 

To Marluxia: So how does it feel knowing you were right all along about the fact that the Organization was planning something much bigger and isn't to be trusted?

To Marluxia:

 

In comparison to Xemnas, do you consider yourself a better mastermind? Why?

_EPISODE 10_

 

Marluxia: Yep...we're back...supposed to be happy and jovial, but NO! This...this is going to Hell with a hand-basket, and why?!

 

ATW: Why is that exactly?

 

Marluxia: I'll tell you why, Ansem, and you have all the answers, so you should already know this!

 

ATW: Correct.

 

Marluxia: It's cuz I'm being told what to say...by a no good, two bit, son of a b**ch-(looks backstage at Aladdin)-that is trying to take over this segment which belongs to us!

 

Aladdin: (hides his face from camera)

 

Marluxia: ...you know what? I got something: forget it. Stick it to the man, and stick it to you-(points at Aladdin)-, and stick it right up yer ASS...king of the internet, sticking your nose in everybody's business, I HATE YOU, and so does everybody else...Lea had everybody chanting! Your! NAME!

 

Lea; You're damn right I did!

 

Marluxia: And how do you pay us back, you kill .com! ... I'm sick of this, I really am. Yeah! Yeah, go crawl back to your office and spread some more rumors about my parts, you Arab b**ch....let me tell you something, people. DO NO listen to that guy at all. This, my friends, is much more than a show, it's LIFE! I advise you and all your friends to tune in. If you're at work, then act like you're doing something, but watch 5 Questions. If you're a kid, and maybe you're supposed to be doing Algebra or something: take a break! Watch 5 Questions! Because this-THIS is five, maybe 10 minutes of your life...that you can escape! And get the answers to existence! (holds up papers) ... this is good stuff here, trust me, it is. (sigh)...alright. In our anti-internet campaign, I start off this episode with the 5 greatest questions of all time.

 

Sora: And I'm the ham around here... <_<

 

Marluxia: Question number one! This is from Rixku. She asks, "Seriously, what is-" ... (sigh) ... "what is with the flowers and pink?" I-I built it up too great, I'm sorry...I said these were gonna be the best questions of all time, but...okay, here's a guy...writing in to us...asking what is up with the flowers and pink.

 

(Cast giggles)

 

Marluxia: (looks down for a minute, then looks back up and chuckles as he speaks) What the f**k's that? Really? This is who I am. I'm me...yeah, I know it's weird. I know that I was really supposed to be a woman...but over than that, it's cool. Everybody else is cool with it. I mean, I'm a easy going guy, I go to work, I punch the clock, I f**king hate you (points backstage again) ... I mean, sure, maybe things get a little strange, especially if you've been watching this show for so long...maybe things get hostile. (puffs out chest) Maybe I throw a fit. Maybe we get a little crunk. (bounces around all gangster like). Do a little...something...(stops bouncing) ... but besides that, and besides my abnormal genetic make up...well, it's just how I am. I like pink. And I use flowers. Hell, it worked didn't it? Sora?

 

Sora: Oh yeah, that fight sure wasn't easy.

 

Marluxia: There you go. Simple as that. Besides, you've seen creepier...I mean, take a look at Xehanort.

 

MX, YX, A:SOD, TN: Hey!  :angry:

 

Marluxia: Heh-heh, just saying, guys. Okay, then, let's move on: question two--

 

(pause)

Edited January 26, 201312 yr by Firaga96

Marluxa: Damnit i'm a girl! Not my fault you seem so gay! You even manage to be worse than Xehanort. So tell me lord of the pixies why are you such a easy boss fight in Re:CoM?

Edited January 12, 201312 yr by Rixku

Marluxa: Damnit i'm a girl! Not my fault you seem so gay! You even manage to be worse than Xehanort. So tell me lord of the pixies why are you such a easy boss fight in Re:CoM?

 

You're done, Rixku. You already got your question answered. Sorry, but there's a limit.

Fine. Hmm I need to figure out some questions for characters later on.

Hey Marluxia did you know that Nomura once planned to make you a female but made you a guy instead because he didn't want all of the traitors to be girls?

(unpause)

 

Marluxia: Okay, moving on: question two...ElizaGreenstar's on the horn, and she asks, "In comparison to Xemnas, do you consider yourself a better mastermind? Why?" Uh, first off, yes. Yes, I do.

 

Xemnas: That's completely idiotic!

 

Marluxia: Well, geez, I'm not the one who glubbed up in KH2.

 

Xemnas: -_- That's besides the point.

 

Marluxia: Then what is the point?

 

Xemnas: The point is that I am your superior!

 

Marluxia: Well, not anymore, bub. The Org. is gone. Which means I can do whatever it is I want. And can you guess what that is?

 

Xemnas: What?

 

Marluxia: This. (a string suddenly appears, Marluxia pulls it)

 

(a gallon of slime drops over Xemnas head, the cast is losing their minds while Xemnas just sits with "-________-" on his face)

 

Xemnas: To think I was once a leader. > ... I'll be in my trailer (walks off)

 

MX: Say, are you crying?

 

Xemnas: NO! (starts running)

 

Marluxia: Well...maybe I took that a little too far...meh, I don't care. Next question! --

 

(pause)

Edited January 26, 201312 yr by Firaga96

(unpause)

 

Marluxia: Okay, moving on: question two...ElizaGreenstar's on the horn, and he asks, "In comparison to Xemnas, do you consider yourself a better mastermind? Why?" Uh, first off, yes. Yes, I do.

(pause)

 

I like it a lot... No offense, but I'm a she... 0_0

I like it a lot... No offense, but I'm a she... 0_0

Did the same thing to me. Am I really that much like a boy?

I like it a lot... No offense, but I'm a she... 0_0

 

Whoops. I'll change that.

Did the same thing to me. Am I really that much like a boy?

 

Yeesh. Two for one.

Seriously make one more question on him from us why he can't tell you you're actual gender is please Firaga.