Roomates

[XIIISwords 1,059]

My Firetrucking Roomate Vomited In Our Sink Yesterday Morning! He Didn't Even Clean It Up For About A Half And Hour, And This Is After He Surfed The Web, Took A Small Nap, And I Went To Another Building To Brush My Teeth. That Drunk Bastard, When He Did Clean It, Left The Dirty Paper Towels Sitting On Top Of The Overflowing Garbage Can. I Told Him To Take It Out Immediately, But He Said He'd Be Back In Ten Minutes To Get It, After I Told Him I Was On A Medication That Made My Immune System Weak. He Came Back An Hour Later, After My Other Roomate Had To Throw Out His Garbage Can Full Of Vomit. So Mad Now!!!

 

Any frustrating roomate stories to share?

[Kaneki Ken 1,516]

Damn, I would love to experience a roommate rage. But unfortunately, I couldnt.

But what ur roommate did was terrible. he did not heed ur words about ur immune system.

At least the other roommate is responsible. (or is he not?)

[Chronic Tumor 149]

Sometimes I Use The Shift Key Cuz It Makes Me Read Maaaaaaad

[XIIISwords 1,059]

Damn, I would love to experience a roommate rage. But unfortunately, I couldnt.

But what ur roommate did was terrible. he did not heed ur words about ur immune system.

At least the other roommate is responsible. (or is he not?)

 

Yeah, the other one is fine, thankfully. He was pissed too.

Sometimes I Use The Shift Key Cuz It Makes Me Read Maaaaaaad

 

You Don't Know How Annoying It Was To Type That!!!

[Robbie the Wise 5,050]

Welcome to college bro where you can wake up and strangers are passed out on your floor :I

True story btw

[wayfinder823 477]

I had a strange roommate who pretended to be Deaf... that was weird, and she wasn't very good at either, because she kept flinching at sounds, and she'd write down notes in her notebook before her interpreter (who was volunteer, btw) even finished signing the lecture. She finally gave up like two months in.

 

I had another roommate who was a masochist and bi-polar, and I believe a pathological liar. Seriously! This girl was crazy! She would abuse herself in the car (when she thought no one was looking, but seriously--it's a car. It's surrounded by windows. Someone is bound to see her) and then she'd tell people these obnoxious stories of how she got her scars, and most of them didn't even make sense, like falling on her roller blades. Her cuts were perfectly horizontal like steps on a ladder; I really doubt that a fall from roller blades could cause perfect straight cuts.

 

Lastly, I had another roommate (I've had my fair share...) she wasn't bad. I actually like her, and we still keep in touch from time to time, but she was strange! Her firmly believed in Witches, and she apparently lived in Idaho until she was in third grade and lived in a tent and was taught by her mom how to read, write, and basic arthmetic, and every Friday night was Witch Burning Hunt, so she had to stay inside her tent to keep from the craziness. She also claimed that when President Obama was inaugurated, that she saw Witches sweeping the doorstep of the White House.

Yeah, she was awesome to talk to.

Her and her theories and conspiracies... never a dull night when I lived with her.

[XIIISwords 1,059]

I had a strange roommate who pretended to be Deaf... that was weird, and she wasn't very good at either, because she kept flinching at sounds, and she'd write down notes in her notebook before her interpreter (who was volunteer, btw) even finished signing the lecture. She finally gave up like two months in.

 

I had another roommate who was a masochist and bi-polar, and I believe a pathological liar. Seriously! This girl was crazy! She would abuse herself in the car (when she thought no one was looking, but seriously--it's a car. It's surrounded by windows. Someone is bound to see her) and then she'd tell people these obnoxious stories of how she got her scars, and most of them didn't even make sense, like falling on her roller blades. Her cuts were perfectly horizontal like steps on a ladder; I really doubt that a fall from roller blades could cause perfect straight cuts.

 

Lastly, I had another roommate (I've had my fair share...) she wasn't bad. I actually like her, and we still keep in touch from time to time, but she was strange! Her firmly believed in Witches, and she apparently lived in Idaho until she was in third grade and lived in a tent and was taught by her mom how to read, write, and basic arthmetic, and every Friday night was Witch Burning Hunt, so she had to stay inside her tent to keep from the craziness. She also claimed that when President Obama was inaugurated, that she saw Witches sweeping the doorstep of the White House.

Yeah, she was awesome to talk to.

Her and her theories and conspiracies... never a dull night when I lived with her.

 

:blink:

 

Next year I'm getting a single...

 

Maybe the "deaf" roomate wrote about being deaf in her application to get into college...

 

My other roomate moans in his sleep, and I'm sure he's doing acrobatics with all the tossing and turning. With that and my Vomiting-Roomate's loud music at 2 am, I find it hard to sleep sometimes.

Welcome to college bro where you can wake up and strangers are passed out on your floor :I

True story btw

 

I think I hit that welcome to college moment when a person who had a katana strapped to his back passed me on the way to class.

[Weedanort 8,787]

We wanted to party in my room (We were in Madrid), and my roomate just wanted to sleep.

 

So we grabbed his bed (with him on it), and we put him on the corridor

 

We had the party for at least 1 hour, and he wakes up saying "What the F*** AM I DOING HERE!!! PUT ME BACK!!!"

 

It could have gone longer, but that guy was a pain in the ass.

[XIIISwords 1,059]

We wanted to party in my room (We were in Madrid), and my roomate just wanted to sleep.

 

So we grabbed his bed (with him on it), and we put him on the corridor

 

We had the party for at least 1 hour, and he wakes up saying "What the F*** AM I DOING HERE!!! PUT ME BACK!!!"

 

It could have gone longer, but that guy was a pain in the ass.

 

Poor guy, but that's hilarious!