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Nobody Gear Solid (PG-13 - R)

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I did. I am making a Metal Gear Solid story with a fusion of Kingdom Hearts, with a mixture of humor. I am doing it. I AM DOING IT!!!!

 

But this isn't one of my serious, has a plot, story. It's just a funny story. So far, I had no luck with coming up with a good name, so I will use this but make a joke of it in the story.

 

IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT METAL GEAR SOLID IS, DON'T READ THIS STORY!!!!

 

Without further delay, let the story begin! (Oh and each chapter will have a funny intro. Chapter 1 doesn't have it though)

 

Chapter 1 - Clones like me Suck

 

[sleeping]

Xigbar: ZZZZZZZZZZZ.

???: Wake up Xigbar, we have a mission for you to do.

[still sleeping]

Xigbar: ZZZZZZZZZZZ.

???: WAKE THE F@#K UP!!!

[falls out of bed]

Xigbar: Ugh! Why did you do that!?!

???: We have a mission for you. You will infiltrate a place full of nuclear weapons, destroy Nobody Gear Thorn, face your own twin brother that's techincally not even your brother in a way, meet a crazy ninja that uses a sexual slang term for his codename, and hang out with a hot lady.

Xigbar: ...Well I do like hot ladies...I'm in! But wouldn't it be better just to send a whole sneaking squad instead of one person? I mean, what if I get killed? The only thing that's going to happen is you screaming my name and a game over.

???: ...Good luck on your mission, Xigbar.

Xigbar: Ok- WAIT A MINUTE! You not Colonel Campbell....is that you, Colonel Sanders?

Colonel Sanders: That is right.

[in the background]

Colonel Campbell: Sanders, what did I tell you about about trying to be the commander of my guy. You're with Solid Chicken, remember?

Colonel Sanders: He got fried.

Colonel Campbell: Figures. Now get out of here.

[pushes Sanders away]

Colonel Campbell: Good luck out there, Xigbar.

Xigbar: Ummmm, why do you look like Luxord?

Colonel Campbell: SHUT UP XIGBAR!!!

 

[Reaches nuclear facility]

Xigbar: Man, I am already here-

[Examation Point appears over an enemy]

Enemy Soilder: I FOUND THE ENEMY. COME IN HQ, I NEED BACK UP.

[20 troops get over there]

Xigbar: You've got to be kidding me. I just got here.

[Enemies shoots Xigbar, Xigbar dead]

Colonel Campbell: Xigbar? Are you there? Xigbar! XXXXIIIIGGGBBBARRR!!!!

Xigbar: Told you to send in a sneaking squad.

Colonel Sanders: Ummmm, just so you know, I didn't fry Solid Chicken. But I did eat him :D

 

End of Chapter 1

 

_____________________________________________________________

 

 

Wow...I can't believe I did this xD

 

If you liked it, cool. If you didn't, well blame it on my boredom.

Featured Replies

OMG.. I am ROFLMAO...

CONTINUE!

lol that was phunny :D good gob.

lol, gotta love anything to do with metal gear solid

 

keep going!

  • 2 months later...

CMON PLZ WRITE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUNNIESTSTORY I'VE EVER SAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XDDD lmfao Ziggy would be perfect as Big Boss with the eye patch and stuff. I wanna hang with Deepthroat- I mean the cyborg ninja dude OwO

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