I will start the story then I will leave my fate in your hands (You blood thirsty sharks) and from there we will what sort of crazy shit goes down.

 

Note: There is no need to only put one sentence put whatever you like.

 

Once upon a time devereauxr was driving home from........

Edited October 17, 201213 yr by devereauxr

Xehanort and devereauxr decided to go on a quest to find the remains of the ugly barnacle.

Upon finding them, they resurrect it with dark magic, and it returns, more ugly than ever before, but now also immortal

Both Xehanort and devereauxr decide to make the immortal barnacle a part of their team.

And together, they watched porn until their dying days.

After a couple of hours of watching porn they got bored and went out to the club to pick up real chicks.

Ironically, they were birds

The club was in fact a chicken club sandwich

They had sex with the sandwich since they had nothing better to do.

Then a random stranger ate the sandwich with all the juices in it and liked so they mass produced the sandwhich and called it the sexwich.

It sold amazingly in Europe.

Soon they had a sexwich shop in every great city in the world.

Except there were none in Australia