Posted November 18, 201212 yr 50. Whenever Chuck Norris came home late as a teen, his parents were grounded 49. If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass. 48. There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. 47. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. 46. Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land. 45. Chuck Norris kicked planet earth, and it hasn't stopped spinning to this day. 44. Chuck Norris can answer a missed call. 43. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. 42. Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it 41. Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime. 40. Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you. 39. Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience 38. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. 37. The U.S. Constitution ACTUALLY reads "All men are created equal - except Chuck Norris, who was created better 36. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. 35. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. 34. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. 33. Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants. 32. Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is. 31. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. 30. When Chuck Norris looks at himself at a mirror, there is no reflection. There can only be one Chuck Norris. 29. Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes. 28. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. 27. When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back. 26. Everybody tries to be perfect. Perfection tries to be Chuck Norris. 25. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. 24. The sheep on Chuck Norris' farm are the ones that give us steel wool. 23. Chuck Norris was denied auditioning for "Mission Impossible", for obvious reasons. 22. When Chuck Norris was asked if he believed that the world was going to end in 2012 he resonded: "Depends how I'm feeling that day." 21. Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars movies. As The Force. 20. Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes. 19. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes. 18. Chuck Norris can single handedly surround his victims. 17. Chuck Norris once caught AIDS, but then he let it go. 16. Chuck Norris can speak braille. 15. Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together. 14. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. 13. Chuck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'. 12. Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent. 11. Chuck Norris doesn't T-bag people, he potato sacks them. 10. Hitler didn't kill himself because they were losing the war. He killed himself because Chuck Norris joined the army. 9. Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook. 8. Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake. After three days of pain and agony the rattle snake died. 7. When Chuck Norris pokes you on facebook, you feel it. 6. Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris. 5. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. 4. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. 3. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. 2. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is. 1. Chuck Norris hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
November 18, 201212 yr ONLY CHUCK NORRIS CAN BE THE POKEMON MASTER AND OWN MISSINGNO WITHOUT GETTING HIS LIFE GLITCHED.
November 18, 201212 yr Only Chuck Norris can read all the facts above without skipping. then i must be Chuck Norris
50. Whenever Chuck Norris came home late as a teen, his parents were grounded
49. If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
48. There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
47. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
46. Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
45. Chuck Norris kicked planet earth, and it hasn't stopped spinning to this day.
44. Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
43. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
42. Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
41. Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
40. Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
39. Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
38. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
37. The U.S. Constitution ACTUALLY reads "All men are created equal - except Chuck Norris, who was created better
36. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
35. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
34. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
33. Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
32. Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
31. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
30. When Chuck Norris looks at himself at a mirror, there is no reflection. There can only be one Chuck Norris.
29. Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
28. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
27. When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back.
26. Everybody tries to be perfect. Perfection tries to be Chuck Norris.
25. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
24. The sheep on Chuck Norris' farm are the ones that give us steel wool.
23. Chuck Norris was denied auditioning for "Mission Impossible", for obvious reasons.
22. When Chuck Norris was asked if he believed that the world was going to end in 2012 he resonded: "Depends how I'm feeling that day."
21. Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars movies. As The Force.
20. Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes.
19. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
18. Chuck Norris can single handedly surround his victims.
17. Chuck Norris once caught AIDS, but then he let it go.
16. Chuck Norris can speak braille.
15. Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
14. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
13. Chuck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
12. Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
11. Chuck Norris doesn't T-bag people, he potato sacks them.
10. Hitler didn't kill himself because they were losing the war. He killed himself because Chuck Norris joined the army.
9. Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
8. Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake. After three days of pain and agony the rattle snake died.
7. When Chuck Norris pokes you on facebook, you feel it.
6. Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
5. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
4. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
3. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
2. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
1. Chuck Norris hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.