(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

subliminal messages

 

why did xehanort turn lea, isa, even, ienzo, dilan, eleuas and braig into nobodies?

because they were somebodies who were hot and young 

 

why did they want hearts?

Edited January 27, 201312 yr by Nick

the needed blood to run through their brains.

 

why does xehanort want the x-blade so badly?

because its an X meaning X marked the spot of his sex life 

 

why did Vanitas get the X-Blade?

he stole it.

 

why did the x-blade shatter into 20 pieces and what were the pieces made of?

because it was hot as hell and cookies

 

 why did Xehanort take Terras body and use for the other kh games?

he was scared to show his old, ugly, wrinkly face.

 

Just who the hell is that guy in the brown robe?!

A jedi master in disguise

 

why was Vexen crazy?

he's a scientist. every scientist is crazy.

 

why won't sora share a papou fruit with kairi?

because he wants to share it with Riku

 

why wont Riku share the papou fruit with Kairi?

he's already dating naminé

 

why did everyone forget about xion

Because Xaon toke her place (sorry. I couldn't resist...; really i do appoligise for this )

 

 

Why did Mickey Mouse put on an organization coat?

he was trying to hide his big ears

 

why did sora go to sleep for almost a year

He was that tired of all the fangirling riku gets in his place. He's the main character! Think of how unfair that must feel

 

 

Why is Sora the main character and not riku?

He was that tired of all the fangirling riku gets in his place. He's the main character! Think of how unfair that must feel

 

 

Why is Sora the main character and not riku?

Because his Spicky hair.

Why said Santa to Sora,: you not belive me 7 years ago?

because an evil santa touched him in place 

 

Why isnt Kairi a main character? (and Dawn kh com re:com has 2 story lines so rikus a main character there)

Because she not enought girlish in the KH1. 

Edited January 27, 201312 yr by I♥KH

i had a friend who looked kinda like kh1 kairi but black hair 

 

why is Zexion the emo?

Because Demyx kept stealing his chocolate chip cookies

 

 

Why does Riku have silver hair?

because he kept swimming in the moonlight

 

why is Xion a member of Organization XIII?

Because they really wanted to change their name to Organization 14 now. Nuff said

 

Why didn't they call themselves that when Xion joined?

;

She is invisible. 

Why have Riku muscles, when he just 15 in the KH1?

Because he wants me. And, the creators KNEW that, too...x3; x3

 

 

Why does Sora have red hair?

He like Axel, and he colored to red

Why is Ienzo so cute ?

Because they needed someone to keep you from snagging rikoo from me so they made him

 

Why does kh have so much fangirling sometimes? ;