(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

because she has chromosomes

why are there so less females compared to males in KH?

*ahem* Cuz the game is sexist?  lol~

 

Why did Marlux wanna take over the organization?

hes Hitler in disguise wants world power

 

why does Axel pretend to help then fool Marluxia?

Because Axel is really the chessure cat? ; *i dunno *

 

Why does the organization only have 2 jacket wearing girls? Why isn't namine one of them?

Edited January 29, 201312 yr by ~DawnStar2004~

because namine was too small sized and there weren't any more xs sized coats for her.

 

Why does no one in the KH verse nosebleed over Aqua's boobs?

Because they are asexual~

 

Or they respect her a lot in a more non-sexual way X3;

 

 

Why do Ventus and Roxas look alike?

They are cute twins. Why have Riku a Soul Eater?

To steal my soul. What a darling...>w<;;

 

Why is The Soul Eater called that very name? X3;

This Keyblade eat Prinnys.

Why looks Axel same as Reno?

because theyre long long long long long long long long lost 45 times removed twin brothers who still dunno bout eachother

 

why does the sleeping lion resemble soras long time sleeping and his time as a lion in the pride rocks?

Because he is a sleeping cat.

Why have the Org. 13, 13 member?

becausethey wanted to be bad luck

 

 why couldn't they be Org. 15 with Namine and Xion?

They dont want more girl. Larxene is enought.  

 

Why have Xemnas dual-lightsabers?

cuz he wanted to be darthmaul

 

why is sora and roxas the only ones to use 2 keyblades at once

Because they never meet Ven.

 

#spoiler#

 

Why have Lea &Isa keyblade?

Because they are the main characters.

 

Who is the seventh light?

ME 

 

why are Ven Terra and Aqua all friends?

They was lovers, but the disney ignorant this.

 

Why has Axel tatoos?

because they love each others' hair so they hang out just to admire their hair.

 

why can terra weild a keyblade?

Because he build one.

Why Ventus is soo cute?

because he couldn't be ugly

 

why sora so annoying?

Because he is related to xion

 

why is vanitas wearing boot-like shoes?

Because he looks like a badass.

Why is the KH the awesomest game in the world?

Because it's a cup of everything people like mixed in a blender. Disney, FF, SE,etc....mix it all together and ta-da! KH smoothie!!

 

 

Why did Eraqus attack Terra?

because Terra touched Aqua's booty

 

why is one of the keyblades called oblivion keyblade?