(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

sora is the one with better hair

 

how did sora pilot a gummiship when he has never done so before?

Imagnation,or he has a psp with a gummyship pilot game.

Why KH han't marvel or pixar characters?

they weren't good enough for Square

 

why havent they put the emperor's new grove in the game?

Tooo groovie..

Why hasn't the KH a film or anime or cartoon?

because Disney logic refused to abide by it

Why isn't sora a cyborg?

Because Atlantica.

 

Why did they wear so many zippers in Kingdom Hearts II?

they needed to hold tons of items

 

When will sora finally date riku?

In KH 3- porny edition. You can see that, just ask perv Google.

 

Why Riku hasn't pink T-shirt?

Because pink doesn't match his Keyblade and hairstyle combo.

 

Why does Sora almost fall to darkness?

He want to be emo, or dark style.

 

Why Riku got a haircut?

Because he kept getting hair tangled with his weapon.

 

 

Why did Sora become a Heartless?

Ofically he is a nobody, but he want be a creepy black creature.

Why is Sora a vampire in Halloweentown?

Because he sparkles more than Edward Cullen.

 

 

Why do they have to smile on the gummi ship?

They smile, because, the gummyship is soooooo pooo.The ironic or sarchastic makes their smile.

 

Why has Riku muscles?

Because when they tried drawing the muscles on Sora, they would laugh too much.

 

 

Why did Roxas lose the 5,000 munny?

Because the tooth fairy took it from him

 

Why is Sora always so cheerful?

he has no other emotion

 

what is xemnas' real name?

Mansex of course. Why Disney is soo pervy?

Mansex of course. Why Disney is soo pervy?

mansex the exact answer i wanted to read.

 

disney are perverts and no one knows why

 

what does the name roxas sound like?

Rokusasu- its accelerate or i dont know.

Why think every 4 fangirl its be Akuroku?

Because it is

 

Why am I on KH13 on my xperia play?

Because you like sony. 

Why I using uninteligent-LG phone/ps3 browser/PC to see Kh 13?

because its your life

 

why does sora like kairi so much

Sora actually dont know : Kairi is a boy.

Why is KH soo nice?

Because it hypnotizes you into thinking that it is nice. It is quite evil, actually.

 

Why is almost everyone's hair spikey in KH?