(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

Because the game was programed by Xaon. Yes, the same Xaon who lerks around here and lead to my calling slh the 'olde man' of the forum somehow...

 

 

Why is Xaon a Kingdom Hearts fan like the rest of us are?

Because Xaon has brainwashed us all.

 

Why is Goofy the most observant of the group?

Watch Goof Troop, just watch Goof Troop and that question is answered.

 

Why does Sora wear baggy pants?

Because people really would've thought him as a girl if he wore skinny jeans.

 

 

Why are there stained glass towers in the Station of Awakening with the characters on them?

roxas liked all of the disney princesses

 

why did sora riku and kairi think that they could survive on a raft?

Because they saw how unsafe the Titanic was.

 

Why do Ansem want everybody to submit?

Because he is a teacher.

"SUBMIT... Your homework tomorrow, don't forget."

 

Why did Kairi ask for such little food on the supplies list?

she was too afraid of getting fat

 

why did riku think he was way better than sora?

Because he has a fabulous sense of style and hair.......and his limbs don't look like twigs.

 

 

 

Why did Axel try to stop Roxas from leaving Organization XIII?

Because THEY ARE BOTH MADLY IN LOVE WITH XENMAS AND AXEL HAD TO LET HIM KNOW. lol

 

Why is the music in these games so awesome?

Because it would look silly if Sora fought to the Cha Cha Slide.

 

 

 

Why did Eraqus and MX have an arguement?

Because they couldn't decide who gets to sleep with Aqua first.

 

 

Why is there only 2 theme songs in the entire series?

Because the game couldn't handle any more trinities.

 

 

 

Why does Destiny Islands disappear in KH1?

Because Master Xehanort came and destroyed it since he loves destroying whole worlds(He destroyed the Land of Departure).

 

Why does Sora fall asleep so many times in the story?

Because he missed his dinner.

 

 

 

Why did Sora receive the power of the Keyblade?

So he had a chance to pick up the girls that Riku turns down

 

 

Why did The Lion King world get dropped from the first game?

It was pretty much Nomura's way of saying "F U" to the furries in this fandom.

 

 

Why does the KH characters' staple diet consist only/mostly of sea-salt ice cream?

Because they're parents were all addicted to the world wide epidemic known as the "Ice Cream plague", so now they have to mostly eat only Ice Cream and Salt, so they naturally have Sea Salt Ice Cream.

 

Why does Xehanort stalk young men all the time?

Because they're parents were all addicted to the world wide epidemic known as the "Ice Cream plague", so now they have to mostly eat only Ice Cream and Salt, so they naturally have Sea Salt Ice Cream.

 

Why does Xehanort stalk young men all the time?

 

Because **** logic.

 

Why is did Vanitas want the X-blade so badly?

Because he couldn't get the Y-blade and want his copy of either Pokemon game

 

Why can't Epic be in Kingdom Hearts

Because it doesn't look like that good of a movie.

 

 

Why didn't Peter Pan get more screen time in the game?

Because then Nintendo would sue them for copy write infringement. DON'T YOU KNOW HOW MUCH PETER PAN LOOKS LIKE LIIINK?

 

;

 

 

Why would nintendo even care to sue square for this, besides the ovious?

Because Nintendo would want to hide the fact that THEY are the ones who copied Peter Pan in Link's design, therefore resulting in the ultimate counter-sue!! The ultimate attack!!

 

 

Why does Sora never take off his shoes, other than the fact they probably smell like a dead heartless?

BECAUSE. RIKU GAVE HIM THESE SHOES. you can figure out the rest~ =P

 

 

Why does Riku always look so much more manlay and awesome than Sora is? ;

BECAUSE. RIKU GAVE HIM THESE SHOES. you can figure out the rest~ =P

 

 

Why does Riku always look so much more manlay and awesome than Sora is? ;

 

Because you love him.

 

Why did Ven call the LoD a prison?