(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

Through a popular Pokemon forum. 8D AKA Pokecommunity.com.

 

Why does riku wear a skirt in darkness form?

Because he can pull it off

 

 

Why do I feel like Roxas?

Because Roxas had so many feelings he started giving them away.

 

What brand of hair gel do Org members use?

No hair gel: just nuclear waste. Come on, it takes a lot to defy gravity!

 

 

Do you think Sora should try growing a beard?

Yes, then he should get a blue bull and increase 10 timeshis size now and use a keyaxe.

Should Ven get a life?

Yes, then he would lose to that game of life

 

 

Should I die my hair night black with dark red mixed in the day that KH3 comes out?

Uh... I don't know, should you?

 

Why did Sora get turned into a heartless?

Because he had to break break br-break break Kairi's heart.

 

 

Why does Roxas sport a fohawk?

Because he does

 

Should I die my hair when KH3 comes out in your opinion? Would it be a good idea or a bad idea in your opinion?

Do whatever you want, I dye my hair on random occasions for no apparent reason.

 

 

Why is the Gumi Ship so frickin annoying?

Because Sora's not gonna raichu a love song and make its ship complete.

 

Why is Sora so slow if his name is derivitive of the word for wind in Japaneese.

"Because he does" lol.

If you want to dye your hair when KHIII comes out, by all means dye your hair. I don't mean to seem mean, but I think your supposed to ask a question about KH. Maybe post a thread in personal if you want opinions on if you should dye your hair, ha.

 

Anyways... Because he was genetically modified by middle-aged and depressed Xehanort's heartless's nobody from the past. Twice.

 

What's a "Keyblade?"

Edited June 5, 201312 yr by JJForever

Its a secret adult toy

 

 

Why does Pluto appear, disappear, and reappear again out of the blue/

Pluto has borrowed Harry Potter's invisibility cloak. He's always there. You just can't see him. Constantly studying Sora and Co. Looking for a weakness, buying his time until the perfect moment to strike arises.

 

Why is Ventus sleeping?

Because he's hiding from the fangirls, who can NEVER keep their GRUBBY MITTS off him!!

 

Why, for that matter, does he have so many fangirls who can never keep their grubby mitts off him?

Hard to explain, but aren't you one of them? :-P

 

 

Why in KH3D did we collect monsters as allies and what does it remind you of?

To eat good dreams and Mario

 

Why did I thought Vanitas was Terra at first when I watched the BBS ventus story?

Because you are a sad little loser

 

Why is Sea Salt Ice Cream the only food available, even though they also mentioned watermelon and pretzels?

Sea-salt ice cream is commoner food. Things like watermelon and pretzels are delicacies enjoyed only by the nobility.

 

How come no one ever gets fat from eating ice cream all the time?

Because Plot Holes are their stomaches.

Why can't Kairi be real?

Because all of her fanboys and fangirls would perpetually pester her, making life here uninhabitable for her.

 

 

Why don't a lot of the KH characters wear hats?

Because hats are too mainstream

 

Why isn't there a game where you play as Riku only?

Because hats are too mainstreamWhy isn't there a game where you play as Riku only?

Because his hair is too white for people.

Why can't I spar with any of the cast of KH?

Because they'd kick your ass six ways to Sunday and a lawsuit is really the last thing Disney needs.

 

How do the Organization members wear hoods without messing up their hair?

Because they'd kick your ass six ways to Sunday and a lawsuit is really the last thing Disney needs.How do the Organization members wear hoods without messing up their hair?

They are not actual hoods, but Hair Dryers.