(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

It went here.

 

 

 Be sure to tell Mike and Sullley hi for me. 

 

 

Why does Repliku kill Zexion in Re:CoM?

It was actually the real Riku that did it.

 

Unversed?

Sounds kinky...

 

Why are "Heartless" heart less?

Isn't it obvious? They physically have no heart and they don't care about anyone but themselves making them heartless.

 

What the heckering, heckery, heckery, hecketing, hecking heck?

What the frick, frickedy, frickering, frick?

 

Why is Minnie Queen of Disney Castle?

Edited November 4, 201311 yr by TheTimidLight

She killed all the other wife candidates.

 

How did Mickey become king?

Because he's the big cheese.

 

 

Why does Luxord die in KH2?

He gambled too much and lost all his money.

 

Why does Vexen create a replica of Riku?

Because he's perverted

 

Why doesn't King Mickey have a Pikachu? EVERYONE SHOULD OWN A PIKACHU!!!!
8D

Edited November 5, 201311 yr by ~DawnStar2004~

He doesn't want to go to Kanto.

 

Why are Roxas and Axel best friends?

Because Riku's nightmare world wanted them to be?

 

Why does Sora have to be put to sleep in reverse/rebirth?

After fighting for so long, he really needed that rest.

 

Why does Terra succumb to the darkness?

Because I asked him to?

 

Why am i the biggest riku fangirl on this entire forum, it seems?!

Because you know eeeeeeeeevryyyyyythhiiiiiiinnngggggggg about Riku.

 

 

Why did Marluxia capture Namine?

He's a creepy a stalker and a pervert.

 

How did Xehanort leave Destiny Islands?

He hopped a sea turtle to Bancoqk.

 

Why is Roxas so sad?

Because Namine rejected him

 

Where did DiZ go after the events of KH2?

DISNEYLAND!!!

 

What was the fake good luck charm in KH CoM shaped like?

Pikachu

 

Why aren't these games about catching pokemon?

Because that's just too much awesome: the PS2'd explode.

 

Why is Kairi older in KH II?

Because they went through a time warp. All it is is a step to the left......then take a step to the right......put your hands on your hips....

 

 

 

Why didn't Sora believe in Santa?

Because Rikku said he didn't exist.

 

Why did Sora NOT become a Keyblade Master?

He wants the seeker life

 

What is Ventus dreaming of?

Aqua's boo... I mean.... sense of humour. ( DERP )

 

 

Why is Sora brunette?

Because they went through a time warp. All it is is a step to the left......then take a step to the right......put your hands on your hips....

 

 

 

Why didn't Sora believe in Santa?

( You pull you knees in tight!! Sorry, had to do it! )

Aqua's boo... I mean.... sense of humour. ( DERP )  Why is Sora brunette?( You pull you knees in tight!! Sorry, had to do it! )

Because he was suppose to be a girl.Why do none of us own keyblades?