(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

He did: they made them edit it. 

( it was Belle's yellow ballgown... hawt!  )

 

Why are the Three Good Fairies in Yen Sids Tower?

Edited December 7, 201311 yr by TheTimidLight

Because they were promised their own video game by Nomura himself.

 

 

 

Why does Sora's clothes change in his Limit Forms?

Because nudity's a non~no in KH. 

 

Why is Kairi older in KH II? 

Because she toke in some of Riku's darkness  :lol:

 

Why is Riku dressed like Princess Luna (from My Little Pony) in my avatar? ;

Because Sora said it would make him look really pretty. ;

 

Why does Xigbar sound like a Surfer in KH2 but not in KH3D? 

Because he got all old school and square. 

 

Why is Esmerelda's pet goat missing in DDD?

Because Vexen took it to experiment on.

 

Why? Why do you have the Keyblade?

Because I stole it, duh!

 

Why isn't Sora made of chocolate? 

Because Riku is allergic to chocolate

 

Why doesn't xemnas own a pet cat?

Because he thought it would make him look too generic.

 

Where did the Anti-Black Coat come from? 

Candyland. 

 

 

Why is Kairi a red head? 

because she dyed it!

 

How does one get a keyblade?

One goes to Wal~mart. 

 

Why is Larxene so pretty, yet a total hag? 

Because.....God made her that way. Or maybe Satan. I duno..

 

Why doesn't everyone on this forum find riku as sexy as i do?

XDDDDDDDDDD

Because everyone is too busy looking at either Vanitas pics or Young Xehanort. (I strangely also find Riku quite sexy...odd)

 

Why do Riku, Vanitas and Young Xehanort fight so similarly?

Because they all are secretly gnomes.

 

DON'T ASK ME HOW!!!

 

 

Why does Riku think Kairi and Namine smell simular?

Because they copied each other and used the same perfume. Or Riku's sense of smell is a bit off.

 

What is a Keyhole of Sleep?

A Keyhole that if you unlock it your basicly dead because it puts you to sleep.....forever.

 

Why are Riku's eyes light blue in the games but a deep green color on my plushie of him? o_O; (i hear its an offishal square enix plush, btw )

Because Nomora fell asleep when he got to that one. (Still a great plushie though)

 

How do you create the X-Blade?

You combine a light bulb and a window

 

Why does Vanitas have black hair?

He fell into a giant pot of ink in Disney Town and it soaked into his hair. (It was pink originally, I wonder who arranged that event...)

 

What happens in Re: Chain of Memories? 

All the Chains of Memories are broken. Thus creating the Chain of Forgotten Memories.Why is Axel a pedophile?

Because Riku said it would be a good idea.

 

Why can Keyblade Wielders be easily defeated by a Judo Chop? (Example: 358/2 Days - Axel does this very thing to Xion)

Weakness to Judo Chop comes with the keyblade inheritence ceremony.

 

Why does Xigbar talk about goldfishes?

Because he was in love with one and it died

 

Why does sora love kairi?