(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

yes Marluixia is really a she who likes  to act and dress as a guy and play the male role 

 

 

How old is Xehanort?

Which one? The old one? He is Eter--nevermind he is actually: 1307 years old. (Get it? You get a cookie if you do)

 

Why is Big Boss not in KH?

cuse of Le La Le La Lu  

 

 

 

what will Sora say when he meets Vanitas?

Sora: You look like me...only...sexier. Vanitas: And you look like me...except you're...cuter...like Ventus.

Sora: So...what do you wanna do? Vanitas: Hmm...I don't know actually.... Lea: Just firetruck already!!

 

Why? Why do you have the Keyblade?

cuse im Uncle Nom Nom!!!

 

 

Why does Xemans love kingdom hearts so much?

Because he and Saix were on a break at the time.

 

What makes Nobodys special?

(damn quota)  

 

they get to cheat death

 

 

 

what does Demyx do in his secret double life?

(I know right?) He is a backstreet brawler.

 

What is Sea-Salt Ice Cream made of?

 2 eggs
- 2 cups milk
- 1/3 cup sugar
- 1 teaspoon vanilla
- 1 cup heavy whipping cream
- sea salt (be careful with this)
- blue food coloring (looks better with it) (optional)
- green food coloring (looks better with it) (optional)

Directions:

1)  Separate the eggs into two good sized bowls.

2)  Beat the egg whites until stiff.

3)  Mix the egg yolks and sugar until thick.

4)  Slowly bring the milk to a boil over medium heat, stirring occasionally.

5)  Pour the hot milk into yolk/sugar mixture and mix well.

6)  Pour milk/yolk/sugar mixture back into pot and heat on medium until thicker to make a custard
  (DON'T LET IT BOIL! also, if you can't get it to a custard thickness,just get it as thick as you can).

7)  Pour custard in with beaten egg whites and mix well.

8)  Add sea salt (keep adding salt until it tastes salty sweet, but be careful not to add too much).

9)  Put mixture in fridge to cool.

10) Once cool, add cream and vanilla .

11) (Optional) Add 12 drops of blue coloring, and 3 drops of green coloring.

12) Choose between:

  - Popsicle (like in Kingdom Hearts): Freeze, pouring the mixture into popsicle molds.

  - Normal Ice Cream: Freeze, following your ice cream maker’s instructions.
  If you don't have an ice cream maker:
  pour mixture into 1 or 2 metal cake pans and set in freezer.
  Let sit until edges become firm, then remove and mix. Repeat until
  uniformly frozen.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

where does sea salt come from if theres no oceans in Twlight Town

(Wow, didn't expect an actual recipe. Is it HMK's recipe?) They import it from Destiny Islands.

 

Why can't Sora fight without the Keyblade?

*(i dont know i just took it from the recent thread)  

 

would u rather fight with your fists or a awesome key sword  like weapon  

MY FEET!! THEY ARE THE BEST WEAPON!! XDD ...ahem.

 

What does Xemnas' Kingdom Hearts contain?

cheese mr.Yumi cheese...

 

is Sora left or right handed

He is 4-wheel drive.

 

Why did Eraqus, when he tried to stop Xehanort in the past, fall after only 2 Dark Fireballs that just barely scraped his face? 

Because he's a Super Glitched Up Lifeform

 

Why do kh games not have many glitches? o.O

Because Nomura is god!

 

How did Riku get so sexy?

from ksissng mickey

 

what is xions tru name?

Ino

 

Why does sora's keyblade get bigger with each game?

Cuz you know what else gets bigger lol

 

Why doesn't riku start with his own keyblade?

He gave it to Sora because he wanted go join the Dark Side for cookies

 

Does a bear actually crap in woods?

Only if its Sora's 'pet' teddy bear that Riku keeps telling me about

 

How is this question i'm asking now kh related?

Because it has made contact with the light of Kingdom Hearts.

 

Who will defeat Xehanort in KH3?

Donald Duck all on his own

 

What would happon if other anime became a part of kh?

Many, many interesting things...and many confused fans.

 

What weapon will Xemnas use in KH3?

A frying pan

 

Who will wake up Ven?