(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

Yes, they will open a Sea-Salt Ice Cream shop. (Get it? Business?...Oh I give up. )

 

Will Sora and Riku finally get to business?

Nope. I don't even want to think about it.

 

Will Lea and Roxas get down to business.

 

Will Master Xehanort stop being such a jerk? 

(It's alright, this is a wrong answers game so it's all for humor...although the possibility is still there What?)

Yes, he will then move on to being a prick.

 

Will the X-Blade be forged?

No the Z-Blade will be forged.

 

If Mansex is the answer, what is the question?

The question is "What is KH about?"

 

Will anyone swear in KH3?

Donald will say "What the Duck"

 

What if Donald and Goofy were actually Dolan and Gooby in disguise.

 

Edited July 7, 201411 yr by Scottish Skarmory

Then it's the end of the world.

 

Will Sora Riku and Kairi have a threesome?

Only if they share a Paopu fruit.

 

What does it take to become a Keyblade Master?

Steal a Keyblade from someone.

 

What rides are gonna be in the game? Tea Cups maybe?

Mickey's butt.

 

 

How many keyblades are there?

OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!

 

So about Sora's parents?

Riku and Kairi are his parents DUN DUN DUUUN! How they became his parents, well, that's a loooong story...

 

lol sorry not trying to pair them just wanted to say something funny

 

 

 

What would happon if someone stole riku from me?

Then they go to heaven.

 

Will Aqua's Breast have a bouncy Boobie Physics?

The "World that Never Was" may never know...

 

Why does Xehanort's Heartless' voice change inbetween games?

Because he hit puberty.

 

Why must Lea be so popular?

Because he's "hot"

 

HOW THE F*** IS TERRA GONNA COME BACK?!!!!

Stuff is gonna happen.

 

What would happen if Sora never left his room in KH1 while the storm was going on?

He would have decided to experiment with things...and then the same would have happened.

 

What is Sea-Salt Ice Cream used for?

Ansem's completely Relevant Heart Research.

 

Why is Xehanort a bad guy? ;-;

He's not...he's misunderstood.

 

What is the most powerful weapon in ALL of Kingdom Hearts?

The Wooden Sword

 

What will happen to Sora if Riku and Kairi die? 

DARKNESS!! ...Anti-Form will rise!

 

Who has the most Darkness in their Heart?

He would steal their keyblades and cause ANOTHER KEYBLADE WAR!

 

Why does Xehanort want to start another Keyblade War?

Edited July 8, 201411 yr by jj the jet

To SuperiorKunivas: a Chicken.

 

to jj the jet: to bring the worlds under his rule and one of those rules is a tea party everyday.

 

Will there still be Time Travel?

Edited July 8, 201411 yr by GotMilk5101520

YES (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)

 

Who else will i have ice cream with.. ;-;?