(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

Maleficant

 

Whats one thing you shouldn't use a keyblade for?

To pick the lock of somebody's car so you can steal it.

 

Where is Goofy's son Max in the KH universe?

hes a 13 darknesses                                                                           what is Xehanorts true nam-Gender

A flower

 

Why is Axel ashamed to admit he wants de booty?

Because he knows it wrong and he'll go to jail for it.

 

How come Mickey's ears can fit so snug under his Dark Cloak?

Because his cloak is his equivalent of mary poppins' bag. or merlin for that matter.

 

Why does malefificent bother keeping pete around?

Edited December 12, 201410 yr by mistydolphin

Because she can't hire anyone else that will actually wear that outfit.

 

 

Why is there reconstruction in Hollow Bastion in KH2?

Because the Heartless janked it up.

 

How come Jack Skellington tamed the Heartless so easily?

Because he offered them heart shaped cookies beforehand.

 

Why does Scar turn into a Heartless?

Because he was prepared. *rimshot*

 

Why was Riku such a jerk in the first Kingdom Hearts game?

Two words: angst.

 

Why does Chernabog exist in this universe?

Because Xehanort willed it.

What was not part of a plan by someone on the side of light or darkness?

SoRoku.

 

What is Roxas doing meanwhile?

Exploring the various insides of Sora. hurr hurr

 

Where on earth did Vanitas go?

To explore the various insides of Ven? wwww

 

What did YMX think when he saw his old self?

"Dear god, I did not age well...and I think of some crazy plan to do wars and stuff? *Annoyed sigh*"

 

What is Aqua doing currently?

She's been alone for 11 years, and suddenly finds Ansem. Go figure.

 

What is Sora doing with the dream eaters in the meanwhile?

We can clearly see with your Avatar what he's doing with them. Huggles.

 

Where does Sora keep all of his Keychains?

Up his 

fannypack

 

 

Why is Beast's Castle enchanted?

Because Beast got his hands on a Spellbook...didn't go very well...

 

What is in Namine's Drawing Pad?

Yaoi of Sora and Riku, durrr.

 

What happened to Saix puppy?

(Ah, I  should have known. )

 

He decided not to be a puppy anymore and became a Berserker who REALLY likes the KH Moon.

 

Who is Marluxia?

A really yummy type of peanut butter ice cream. 

 

Why is Alice in wonderland? 

She isn't. She's just on an Acid Trip from some that she got from Xehanort.

 

Who is Roxas?

My cat. 

 

Who or what is "Kairi"?