(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

One but it will have to be Xehanort

 

Where is the zipper keyblade?

In Riku's... I mean Mickey's pants?

 

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....WHY does riku show off his belly button? 8D

Because that's KH definition of fanservice.

 

Why do Donald and Goofy randomly change into their classic Disney clothes at the end of KH1?

Because that's KH definition of fanservice.

 

Why do Donald and Goofy randomly change into their classic Disney clothes at the end of KH1?

Because:

 

 

Why is there no Super Nomura God religion in KH?

Because the creators thought that would be dumb lol ...Or maybe they thought they were too good for our fan warship.

 

Why doesn't Sora have mustles?

He does. but if he shows it off it cause every girl to fall in love with him.

 

Where did Sora Riku and Kairi had they're threesome?

In some pervert's sick mind.

 

How can Sora jump so high?

He's secretly a ninja.

 

Why aren't there any ninja heartless?

Edited December 16, 201410 yr by ~DawnStar2004~

Because Naruto took care of them.

 

What will happen if Sora Roxas Ven Vanitas and Tiz meet?

They will begin a boy band that lasts for three years!

 

(SPOILERS!!!!!!)

 

What would the Book of Prophecies create?

Edited December 17, 201410 yr by WakingDawn96

All of the ships you'd ever imagine will come true

 

Why isn't Frieza a Keyblade Wielder?

Because aliens can't wield keyblades

 

Who has lost sight of the light?

Donald, because HE KEEPS ON HEALING GOOFY QWERTYUIOP

 

Why does Donald keep on healing Goofy?

Donald, because HE KEEPS ON HEALING GOOFY QWERTYUIOP Why does Donald keep on healing Goofy?

Because he needs to prepare to face the light! *angels just start flying in from everywhere*Why is there no popcorn avaliable whenever I pick up a Kingdom Hearts game?

Over 9000!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Will Xehanorts identical  Twin brother gunna into kh?

That IS his twin brother

 

Does Sora like lasagna

Because he's gay for riku. And the first sign of gayness is. always. Lasanga!

 

What medications do you think xehanort should take to be less of a crazy man?

Edited December 18, 201410 yr by ~DawnStar2004~

LSD and laxatives.

 

Same question.

Of course! He just doesn't know why.

 

Why doesn't Prince Charming (In BBS.) sing "Prince Charmless?"

 

(Explanation: 

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Because riku told him not to i have my reasons...

 

Why can't you feed poke puff to dream eaters?

Because they turn into gremlins

 

Why won't Sora fall into darkness?

Because he's afraid of the dark.

 

What does BS stand for?

Bull Sora, his new drive form

 

What does MX stand for?

You don't want to know I'll just say THAT much

 

Why is Siax so in love with Xemnas?

Because of the hair.

 

Who is Mansex?