(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

That horses are people too, and that Xehanort is a misunderstood civilian who's looking to grow back his mane of wonderful silver locks! Oh, and seeking ultimate destruction, too! Seriously people, his quest is totally justified! I applaud the man!

 

Can Sora's mom make me dinner?

If you asked very nicely, I am sure she would, Greg!

 

Out of all the new Pokemon from Sun and Moon, which do you think would help make a good team for Riku?

If you asked very nicely, I am sure she would, Greg!

 

Out of all the new Pokemon from Sun and Moon, which do you think would help make a good team for Riku?

Start with the Moon legendary and end with the Sun one, making it as Way to dawn. Watever is in between them is porbably an Exeggutor.

 

 

Why is Sora's hair not as spikey as Cloud's?

He doesn't use the right conditioner.

 

Is it plausible that Goofy's son Max and Pete's son PJ exist in the KH universe? 

Yes and no, The world might never know.

 

Why Riku is so freaking hot looking in KH2?

Yes and no, The world might never know.

 

Why Riku is so freaking hot looking in KH2?

 

 

Because Mickey put him in an oven while Sora was sleeping

 

 

Why does Sephiroth want the Keyblade in KH2?

To destroy the universe.

 

Is Sora secretly smart?

To destroy the universe.

 

Is Sora secretly smart?

Depends on what his dinner was. If it was Pizza, he certainly isn't secretly smart

 

 

Is Luxord good at playing children card games?

Negative, my son! If anything, he'd be a casino star! That guy can easily rig any game!

 

Is Metallica bassist Robert Trujillo trying to look like Xaldin? Cuz I see what he's done with his hair!

 

Yes, he is. He is secretly a huge KH mark and has played all the games.

 

Should we officially call the world that Mickey and his friends hail from Disney Castle or Disney Town?

Ooh, intriguing! 

 

And also, as for what to call their world, call it Gravity Falls! Nah, I kid, I kid, call it Disneyland! MAKE THE WORLD A GIANT PUN!

 

Would Emperor Palpy and Baldinort get along with each other if they ever met?

That really depends on nothing. 

 

What do Heartless do when they aren't stealing hearts?

You don't want to know...

 

 

Why does Roxas have a keyblade?

That's easy, human! Because Kingdom Hearts is Oprah, and as such, if Sora's got a Keyblade, Roxas gets a Keyblade, everyone gets Keyblades!

 

Does Aced have anger issues?

Edited November 29, 20168 yr by The Transcendent Key

Yes, but he calms after his Snickers

 

Why does Demyx play with a guitar instead of squirt guns?

Because he believes that squirt guns are too special.

 

Why does Sora wear gloves?

To hide his womanly hands but hes okay with her eyelashs showing

 

 

When will Repliku get his own game

He will when Pluto gets his own game.

 

Is there a chance that KHIII will have FFXV characters?

Yes the secret ending of FFXV has Sora appear with Kingdom Hearts Reconnect at the end meaning ffxv and kh3 plots are heavly connected.

 

 

Will Sora ever visit Shibuya like he promised

No, he's going to forget about it because it was a stupid idea to begin with.

 

Who drew all those extra drawings of things like Donald, Goofy, and the Chocobo inside the secret cave on Destiny Islands?

That was me, Bill Cipher! I'm everywhere!

 

So, what do you all think of that clever lil KH Easter egg in FFXV, eh? 

It means that the worlds are connected and GTA VI and Final Fantays XV-2 are low key being called Kingdom Hearts 3

 

Why does Gula's new render match perfectly with Sora's kh3 render???

Because Sora is really Xehanort, and he can time travel.

 

Does Riku have a secret secret?

Edited December 1, 20168 yr by SoraUltimateKeybladeMaster

Riku is secretly working Xehanort against Sora but is also working for Sora against Xehanort when Rikus true loyaltly lies with Russia.

 

 

Is Riku secretly a time traveler?

He was until he went to timeless river and got stuck there for good.

 

 

Why does nobody like KH2?

Cause if full of nobodies even the villains are nobody so tells ya how good they are

 

When will we get the Xam Keychain