(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

Because it's covered in Pixie Dust.

 

 

Why did Sora fail?

Because the Fire Nation attacked

 

What kind of gel does Sora use for his hair?

A special light based brand Yen Sid created for extra aerodynamic movement.

 

 

How does Sora always make friends?

Because friends are his power.

 

Why is donald magic?

Because he ate tinker bell

 

why is demyx lazy?

Because he don't give a fuck

 

Why did Ansem the Wise hide his identity as DiZ?

He thought every day was halloween

 

Why does goofy use a sheild as a weapon?

Because Mickey was all out of wooden swords and sticks.

 

 

Why does almost every character have a falling scene?

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Because they have balance issues

 

Why does no one ever seem to sleep?

They are all zombies

 

How did sora/riku/kiari think that they could live off of what they gathered to take on the raft?

Because Disney.

 

Why are the heartless looking for hearts?

Because they have a special jar for it....*insert Christina Perri here*

 

 

How does no one seem to recognize Mickey in an Organization coat despite his giant ears?

They thought he was a mutant moogle.

 

Why is Destiny Island so different from KH1 to KH2?

Because someone asked Namine to do it.

 

 

Why do we have to sing and dance in Atlantica?

Because they're in a dance off With the Org.

 

Why did Riku take Roxas' money.

Because he wanted to buy some humor.

 

 

Why did Roxas break off the crystals on the Struggle Tournament trophy?

To pawn them for snickers money

 

Why is xehanort a "villian"

Xehanort was never a villain, just misunderstood ;-;

 

Are SeaGull eggs tasty? o.e

lol Nope

 

Is Sea-salt ice cream delicious?

Yeah! you should make it sometime! 8D

 

Is Vanitas' hair fluffy?

Yes. He looks like Sora, his hair has to be fluffy.

 

 

Where do Moogles synthesize items?

In Sora's shoes.

 

Why arent Chip and Dale charging for their gummi ship business?

They are zombies so they don't have the brains to think about charging money.

 

why is young xehanorts' hair white? (or silver)

Because it gives him that image of wisdom along with his youthful face.

 

 

Why is Marluxia's hair pink?

he swallowed a pink rose when he was 2 years old and it turned his hair pink

 

why does roxas have yellow hair?