Yo Momma so fat that when she sky dives she bounces off the face of the earth, flies under the sun, and the chinese people say "Eclipse"

Yo momma so dumb, she was turned down for Frankensteins brain transplant

yo mama so ugly shes his sister

Yo momma so fat, kids use her stomach as a Moon-Bounce

yo mama so black a black man looked white standing next to her

Yo momma so dumb, she didnt get that joke til 10 years later

yo mama so stupid she didnt pass grade 1 for 20 yrs

Yo momma so ugly, farmers use her pic to as a scarecrow

yo mama so black u couldnt tell the difference between her and a burnt piece of toast*lol we're just basicly making our own yo mama jokes now*

*Why yes. Yes we are...*

 

Yo momma so crusty, when yo daddy wants his back scratched, she rubs her body against him

lol* yo mama so brown, you couldnt tell the difference between her and crap

(actually, that last joke would be about my mom's sister, not her [no offense to my aunt but she is darker than my mom])

 

Yo momma so white, when yo daddy met her, the first thing he did was call the Ghostbusters

*lol wow ur really nice*yo mama so ugly she got arrested for looking out the window

Yo mamma so demonic when she played "Devil May Cry" she turned it into "Devil Had Cried".

yo mama so ugly she even scared the boogy man

Yo mamma so ugly she gave the dead a heart attack and made prisoners rushing back to their cells during an escape.

 

Yo mamma so old and stupid she was the FIRST dumb blonde.

yo mama so ugly it made the beast from beauty and the beast run for the hills

Yo mamma so fat it take a plane and two buses just to get on her good side.

yo mama so fat she has 3 cities of ppl living on her

Yo mama so old, she was the midwife that helped deliever God.

Yo mama so dirty, they say, "Screw throwing the baby out! Let's throw HER out with the bathwater!"[fail]

Yo mama so dumb, she thought Xemnas was the real Ansem.

Yo mama so ugly that when she goes to the bathroom, her crap takes a look at her and screams out of agony. [epic fail]

 

And my favorite of all time I crafted myself for a very special ... thing I have most classes with at school: "You're just jealous because yo mama's small intestine can get more dates than you can." [buuuuuuuuuuuurn.]

*ROFL, a rampage of yo mamma jokes by RebelLexa! *

Thank you, thank you ^^ I rule you, bow to me NOW. >DDDD

NEVER! Yo Mamma so old and ugly SHE was the reason the dinosaurs were extinct.

Yo mama so nasty she applied for a job at a Lysol factory and THAT didn't even get rid of the smell!

Yo momma so fat, shes the reason the Earth tilts (science joke )

 

Yo momma so dumb, she brought crutches when she went to IHOP

Yo mama so dumb her parents are brother and sister!