Gather around the fire (no, I don't mean me, the OTHER fire), boys and girls.
To commemorate this special day, Firaga Claus went out and found a nice story to tell the site. It's a little old, but if you ask me, it's timeless. So Ho Ho Ho, let's get with it!
(Credit goes to FF,Net writer, Nightmares Walk)
Ahem....
"'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the castleNot a creature was stirring, not even this asshole--" (points to the drunk Luxord who was sprawled on the couch)
"--The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,In hopes that Saint Nicholas soon would be there;
Marluxia was all snug and nestled in his bed,While I took some paintballs and shot at his head;
And Marluxia in his anger, woke from his nap,Rolled out of his bed and smacked me with fruity gift wrap,
While out on the room I was being chased,We turned into the living room and were surprised who we faced.
It was a fat man in a big, red suit,With a big white beard and black leather boot.
And a weird red hat with a fluff ball on end.Why it was there, I couldn't comprehend,
In his large hands, he was holding a sack,What did I think was in it? Probably crack,
He pulled out a wrapped present the color of pee,Before bending over and shoving it under the tree.
Marly and I watched and waited for him to get done,While I quickly and quietly loaded my gun;
'Don't shoot!' Marly hissed 'That's Santa out there!'I simply frowned and continued to stare.
Once he had finished and wiped his wet browAnd Marluxia stayed hidden up until now
He walked to the man who turned right around,And he frowned at the man that he had found.
It was Marly with his hair of bright pink,Who came up behind him faster than a blink.
'Young man,' he said 'Why aren't you asleep?Couldn't you have just stayed back up in your keep?'
'I was, but you can tell there's a paintball stain on my shirt,And I've gotta tell ya, those firetruckers do hurt.'
Santa smiled kindly and grabbed up the plate and the glass,He drained the milk and ate cookies before he moved his fat ass;
He headed for the hearth and gave Marly a wink,Before he zoomed up the chimney, away from the man of pink.
With a clatter of hooves and a whole bunch of noise,Saint Nick departed with his sack full of toys.
I got out of hiding from within the dark hall,And went into the living room with its presents and all;
To my stocking on the mantle I silently did stroll,And was disappointed when I pulled out a lump of black coal.
'I'm just one lump short of a mine,' I angrily groaned'Next year, I'm going to have that old fat man stoned.'
'Don't be like that,' Marly said with a grin,'I got what I wanted.' He said, raising his chin.
'Yeah, whatever.' I growled at the man,Who pulled out a red bottle of spray-on tan;
And right then and there in the dark and the gloom,I trudged off to my cold and desolate room,
Then I got into bed and pulled up the sheets,And turned off the light after eating some sweets;
And with the sound of sleigh bells high in the air,Out my window at Saint Nick I did stare
And I heard him exclaim as dark turned to light,'Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night.'"
Gather around the fire (no, I don't mean me, the OTHER fire), boys and girls.
To commemorate this special day, Firaga Claus went out and found a nice story to tell the site. It's a little old, but if you ask me, it's timeless.
So Ho Ho Ho, let's get with it!
(Credit goes to FF,Net writer, Nightmares Walk)
Ahem....
"'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the castleNot a creature was stirring, not even this asshole--" (points to the drunk Luxord who was sprawled on the couch)
"--The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,In hopes that Saint Nicholas soon would be there;
Marluxia was all snug and nestled in his bed,While I took some paintballs and shot at his head;
And Marluxia in his anger, woke from his nap,Rolled out of his bed and smacked me with fruity gift wrap,
While out on the room I was being chased,We turned into the living room and were surprised who we faced.
It was a fat man in a big, red suit,With a big white beard and black leather boot.
And a weird red hat with a fluff ball on end.Why it was there, I couldn't comprehend,
In his large hands, he was holding a sack,What did I think was in it? Probably crack,
He pulled out a wrapped present the color of pee,Before bending over and shoving it under the tree.
Marly and I watched and waited for him to get done,While I quickly and quietly loaded my gun;
'Don't shoot!' Marly hissed 'That's Santa out there!'I simply frowned and continued to stare.
Once he had finished and wiped his wet browAnd Marluxia stayed hidden up until now
He walked to the man who turned right around,And he frowned at the man that he had found.
It was Marly with his hair of bright pink,Who came up behind him faster than a blink.
'Young man,' he said 'Why aren't you asleep?Couldn't you have just stayed back up in your keep?'
'I was, but you can tell there's a paintball stain on my shirt,And I've gotta tell ya, those firetruckers do hurt.'
Santa smiled kindly and grabbed up the plate and the glass,He drained the milk and ate cookies before he moved his fat ass;
He headed for the hearth and gave Marly a wink,Before he zoomed up the chimney, away from the man of pink.
With a clatter of hooves and a whole bunch of noise,Saint Nick departed with his sack full of toys.
I got out of hiding from within the dark hall,And went into the living room with its presents and all;
To my stocking on the mantle I silently did stroll,And was disappointed when I pulled out a lump of black coal.
'I'm just one lump short of a mine,' I angrily groaned'Next year, I'm going to have that old fat man stoned.'
'Don't be like that,' Marly said with a grin,'I got what I wanted.' He said, raising his chin.
'Yeah, whatever.' I growled at the man,Who pulled out a red bottle of spray-on tan;
And right then and there in the dark and the gloom,I trudged off to my cold and desolate room,
Then I got into bed and pulled up the sheets,And turned off the light after eating some sweets;
And with the sound of sleigh bells high in the air,Out my window at Saint Nick I did stare
And I heard him exclaim as dark turned to light,'Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night.'"
Edited by Firaga96