Changing lives, one blarg at a time.

 

Hello, and welcome to another thread inspired by xoblivionx13. I swear, all of this is coming from her.

 

Anyways, from the high impact of Blarg Wars, we transition to a more settling story: Snow White And The Seven Blargs.

 

Blarg upon a time...

 

Blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg fair maiden blarg blarg blarg blargitty blarg evil queen blarg blarg blarg blargiity blarg blarg "Blarg, blarg, on the blarg, who is the blargiest of blarg blarg?" blarg blarg blarging blarg blarging blarging blarg...blarg...

 

Blarg blarg blarg huntsman blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarging blarg ran away into the forest blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg, in the name of blarg.

 

There, blarg blargiity blargitty blarg blarg blargin blarg, and then Seven Blarg blarged the blarg out of the blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg and blarg and blarg and blarging, blarging, blarging, blarging, blarg.

 

Soon, the blarg met blarg and it was all blarg from there. Blarg blarg blarg blarg blrag blarg blarg old hag blarg blarg blargitty blarg blarg blarg apple blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg stupid girl blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blargiity blarg and straight down on the blarg.

 

Then the Seven Blargs blarged that blarg blarg until blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarging blarging blarg, and blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg. Poor blarg didn't see it coming.

 

And in the end, blarg blarg blarg blarg the blarg and blarg some more. But suddenly...blarging in the distance...blarg blarg blarg blarging, "Blarg song...blarg blarg blarg song...", and soon, he blarged her, and blarg blarg blargitty blarg blarg blargitty blarg until the blargs came home.

 

And then they all blarged happily ever after.

 

.....

 

It brings a tear to my eye every time.

Edited May 23, 201510 yr by Firaga Sensei

Has a bit more blargh in this one, than the other one. Needs more blargh though. Great story either way. 

Very blarg. I liked how you blarged the blarg.

BLARG! That was the best blarg I've ever blarged in blargs! Nice blarg on it! 

I like the way you incorporated blarg, but i feel as though you're blargness could use more blarg. Also, the third paragraph's blargs seemed a bit out of place, but maybe that's just me. I feel as though you could have elaborated more on the characters blarg. When I read their blarg, I didn't feel the emotional connection that I get from other blargs. Explain their blarg; how far are they willing to go for blarg? What is the blarg that they experience with each other? How powerful is the blarg? Oh well, just something to think about. Either way, it looks good!

Yet another blargtastic story. I can't wait to see what blarg you blarg next!

These threads amuse me a great deal.