Here you can give incorrect facts on purpose. Post it just as long as its stupid and false!

ill start

 

Ronald McDonald started World War II because he couldn't get a Big Mac. 

I'm sorry, no english

if you put a hairdryer in the bathtub while is on it will dry of all the water in the tub

My pictures are all of kittens pooping. 

halo is the worst rpg in wii u

Vampire knight is about girls at summer camp. 

i like justin beiber's music and he is the most talented person in pop right now 

 

jk firetruck JUSTIN BEIBER

i like justin beiber's music and he is the most talented person in pop right now 

 

jk firetruck JUSTIN BEIBER

That pic is so beautiful....

In Kingdom Hearts, by standing on the clock tower in Neverland(London) for 24 hours straight, Sora will gain the ability to fly anywhere.

Edited December 16, 201311 yr by Tigerruss

Halloween is a movie about the Easter Bunny. 

The idea of ponies does not bring the idea of rainbows to my mind

Frozen is about a homicidal pie, escaping from the freezer section of Wal~mart.

if you poop yourself and then eat the poop it will give you good luck

Riku without his shirt is defenetly not sexy

if you jump from your roof at exactly 11:11 PM you will be given the ability to fly

if you jump from your roof at exactly 11:11 PM you will be given the ability to fly

^ I'm totally trying this out irl.

^ I'm totally trying this out irl.

IT WORKS TRUST ME I DID IT, ALSO IF YOU CUT YOUR EARS LIKE ELF ONES YOUR HEARING WILL INCREASE BY x100

IT WORKS TRUST ME I DID IT, ALSO IF YOU CUT YOUR EARS LIKE ELF ONES YOUR HEARING WILL INCREASE BY x100

I'M TRYING THAT TOO. ...while holding my riku doll upside down with his legs tied up with very sticky bubble gum that doesn't wash off 8D

I'M TRYING THAT TOO. ...while holding my riku doll upside down with his legs tied up with very sticky bubble gum that doesn't wash off 8D

when you're on your days pour fresh blood on the doll to make it come to life

when you're on your days pour fresh blood on the doll to make it come to life

That wasn't gross at all. 

That wasn't gross at all. 

it wasn't supposed to be gross...

I threw away my riku doll

Licking door nobs on other planets is illegal. 

I wasn't a jerk to people earlier...*sigh*

Edited December 22, 201311 yr by ~DawnStar2004~

Anaconda is about Mexican strippers in Rio. 

Timid is not totally awesome