I was just walking around when i decided to make this. Hope you guys like it Kingdom Duff Beer Part 1"This world has been connected", came the hooded figure's voice."Connected?....OH NO! ALIENS!?", Homer screamed in panic and turned around to run and warn the others, but he ran into the wall of Moe's tavern and lost consciousness."UGH, IDIOT!", the figure face-palmed and stomped out of Moe's tavern.Homer opened his eyes to see the tavern was completely empty and it was dark outside. He stepped out to see a small blackhole in the sky."The aliens are here! I better find Marge and the kids!", Homer said and ran towards his home as fast as his fat body could allow, which wasn't much. Homer collapsed after a few steps, breathing heavily."Almost..there", he tried to assure himself before realising he was only ten feet away from the tavern."D'oh!".  The blackhole slowly moved over to the sky above him and started to pull him up. With much difficulty it managed to get him off the ground. Homer grabbed on to a nearby fire hydrant."Some one help me! They want to experiment on my brain...oh wait", he said as his grip on hydrant loosened and he was pulled up by the blackhole.Unforunately, he got stuck."D'oh!", he yelled.Now hanging upside down, with the upper half of his body in the sky above springfield and his large bottom in mid-air in Traverse Town. The blackhole tried harder to pull him in, but his stomache wouldn't allow it."Couldn't you try losing some weight?", came a deep voice from the blackhole."Well excuuuuse for wanting to eat", Homer folded his arms."Could you at least suck in that gut?", the blackhole said."FINE! Stupid blackhole", Homer mumbled.With much difficulty, he was finally pulled in.

Edited March 4, 201312 yr by Lt.Random

Sorry. Due to exams i won't be bale to post the next chapter for a while D':

-Sorry for the ultra-fricking long wait. I had exams
-Anyways, enjoy ^_^

​Kingdom Duff Beer Part 6


"Alright, now i gotta find a sitar", Homer said.
"Homer, just use the Keyblade!",Lenny suggested.
"The Keyblade", Homer said.
"Yeah. It can morph into whatever you need it to!", Carl explained.
Homer watched as a few strings appeared and joined the tip of the Keyblade to the handle.
"Good! Now tha--HOMER FOCUS!", Lenny yelled at Homer, who had morphed it into a giant hot dog, and then a donut.
"Alright, alright", he said and morphed it back into a sitar.

Bapu played a soft tune on his sitar and then stopped.
Now Homer started. To everyone's surprise, he was doing quite well!
"Ha! Beat that "Sitar Zero!", Homer said.
Bapu started playing again, this time faster and louder. Homer too, started and the two went on for a few minutes.
"Give it up Bapu!", Homer said.
"Alright, no more Mr.Easy Bapu!", Bapu said. He then pulled out a wire from his sitar and connected it to what was, apparently, a socket in a nearby tree. "ELECTRIC SITAR!".
Carl and Lenny gasped.

"Ha! I got something way better than that!", Homer said. He turned to a few snakes that were near to him, picked them up and put them in front of him.
"Uh, Homer", Carl tried to warn.
"Not now, Carl.", Homer said. Homer then started playing his sitar slowly as he wiggled around.
"HOMER!", Lenny yelled.
"WHAT!?", homer yelled back.
"That only works if you're using a flute!", Lenny said.
"Uh oh", Homer said. The snakes, all three of them angry now, bit him one by one on his nose, his arm and his butt. Homer yelled.
 

Within a few seconds the snakes suddenly felt sick and came off. They all looked pale.
"Aw man, what the heck does that guy eat?", one of the snakes said to the second one.
"So...much...fat.", the other snake said, looking traumatized. 
"What about you, Paul?", the first snake said looking towards the other one.
"Paul?Paul! NO! PAULLLLL!", the first snake yelled seeing the other had died from biting Homer.

Meanwhile, Lisa woke up in front of a very familiar building. She got up and read a sign on top of the building.
The words "Springfield Elementary" had been crossed off with crayons and the words "Lend of Diparcher" were written above it.

Edited April 14, 201312 yr by Lt.Random

hah that was great

hah that was great

I'm glad you like it ^_^I plan on writing further once my exams are over