I have made my best friend, Paolette (pandasauroussex or Hinako), give birth to my child.

We do not know what to name this child... only that is female.

Please give us a nice name. Nothing insane...

I think we should call it RoxSoletters.

 

It is also in my religion that if I have a child with a woman it is sin not to be married to this woman or get married... HELP. Paolette, will you marry me?

 

It was against my will though O_e who knows what we had to drink that night.

RoxSoletters... sounds like a nice stripper name

 

 

-_-

 

A hell of a lot of Dr. Pepper lemme tell you that.

Dr. Pepper O_e I will never look at it the same again

Gasp! You all get drunk off of Dr. Pepper too?!

... I mean...

GASP! HINAKO! OUR TWINS ARE GOING TO HAVE SIBLINGS

 

BEFORE WE EAT THEM?!? D8

 

I know... But, you know you enjoyed it. Dr. Pepper was clouding your mind. You saw my face as Cristofer Drews... and you enjoyed the sexxing up of you reproductive organs.

Christofer Drew <33 I want to have his babies

Exactly.

You saw me as Cristofer that night..

YOU WERE WILLINNNGG

O_e

okay so names....

what about Kittysaurousrex?

Kittysaur?

Still stripper-ish.

...

Cooste the second?

ALLIE!

 

Cooste's a boy -_-

yES..Allie, in honor of the fallen member... Zexion/Ienzo.

I miss her Dx

 

So our babeh is named Allie...

can I eat her now?

No. Tha would disrespect her heritage...

so?

-_-

NO.

You are not to eat our child.

BUT THATS THE ONLY REASON I KEPT THE CHILD! TO EAT IT

NO... IF YOU LOVE OUR BABY... YOUY WILL NOT EAT IT,

FINE

just give me back mah babeh Dx

Hinako, if you love your baby, you would eat her.

Nuuuuu

then RoxSox and the government will take mah babeh away again

I'll eat the twins though

GOD JUST CALL YOUR DAUGHTER PERIWINKLE! IT WORKS FOR BOTH BOY AND GIRL!

 

Yeah I'm done ranting lol.

WE JUST DECIDED ON A NAME

it's Allie

NAME YOUR NEXT CHILD PERIWINKLE!

Next child? O_e

Either that or get raped in the but O.O