I come to you as a humble representative of a greater nation. I'm speaking on behalf of Canada.

 

We're very upset by your declaration of war. We believe that violence is never the way to end a dispute, so please, before you mobilize your army, we plead that you listen to reason... let's discuss the problem.

 

Why are you so angry at us? The evidence presented in your initial declaration is that you're unhappy with our bacon, and other assorted foodstuffs that come out of Canada. We're sorry we disappointed your taste buds. Your declaration also suggests that you're unhappy with our wares, in which case, we apologize. We like to believe that we hold our foodstuffs and wares to a high degree of quality, and to learn of your disappointment greatly harms our morale.

 

Some would say that a solution would be to simply not buy Canadian products, and not eat our food? That seems like it would be of great inconvienience to you, and so it is off the table.

 

What a pickle.

 

If you have any suggestions for non-aggressive conflict resolution, we would appreciate that input.

 

Thanks, Canada.

It's because you have moose, which are evil.  And it's not enough for us to just not eat your food.  They must be eliminated from this world for all that is good and American.  If we can't appreciate your food, no one can.

It's because you have moose, which are evil.  And it's not enough for us to just not eat your food.  They must be eliminated from this world for all that is good and American.  If we can't appreciate your food, no one can.

We have moose in North Dakota.

We have moose in North Dakota.

 

The moose in Canada are evil.  Ours are just fine because they're American.

We have moose in North Dakota.

So really Hei should be targeting North Dakota

Canada has not just wronged me, it has wrong everyone that thought canadian bacon was actually bacon...and not just fried ham. It is UNJUST and FALSE advertisement and this will not stand. Also, they have geese that cannot respect the laws of canadian traffic and moose walk into stores and moose things up in the highest degree of being moosed. This is why canada shall be swiftly attack by the jeff bridges eagle of fire, this false advertisement done by a country built on the foundation of a leaf shall not stand...ANYMORE.

'Merica

Just be  glad your being noticed and that Cuba isn't mistaking you for us and beating you up. 

Points to anyone who get's the reference.

Canada has not just wronged me, it has wrong everyone that thought canadian bacon was actually bacon...and not just fried ham. It is UNJUST and FALSE advertisement and this will not stand. Also, they have geese that cannot respect the laws of canadian traffic and moose walk into stores and moose things up in the highest degree of being moosed. This is why canada shall be swiftly attack by the jeff bridges eagle of fire, this false advertisement done by a country built on the foundation of a leaf shall not stand...ANYMORE.

IF YOU WERE CANADIAN YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND HEI

Don't get me started on how you call chips fries in the America.

The moose in Canada are evil.  Ours are just fine because they're American.

B-but Maine...

 

 

Canada has not just wronged me, it has wrong everyone that thought canadian bacon was actually bacon...and not just fried ham. It is UNJUST and FALSE advertisement and this will not stand. Also, they have geese that cannot respect the laws of canadian traffic and moose walk into stores and moose things up in the highest degree of being moosed. This is why canada shall be swiftly attack by the jeff bridges eagle of fire, this false advertisement done by a country built on the foundation of a leaf shall not stand...ANYMORE.

It's just a name!

 

Just be  glad your being noticed and that Cuba isn't mistaking you for us and beating you up. 

Points to anyone who get's the reference.

I'd bake you a cookie but England taught me how to cook-or let's say burn.

 

 

'Merica

*America

 

 

 I come to you as a humble representative of a greater nation. I'm speaking on behalf of Canada.

 

We're very upset by your declaration of war. We believe that violence is never the way to end a dispute, so please, before you mobilize your army, we plead that you listen to reason... let's discuss the problem.

 

Why are you so angry at us? The evidence presented in your initial declaration is that you're unhappy with our bacon, and other assorted foodstuffs that come out of Canada. We're sorry we disappointed your taste buds. Your declaration also suggests that you're unhappy with our wares, in which case, we apologize. We like to believe that we hold our foodstuffs and wares to a high degree of quality, and to learn of your disappointment greatly harms our morale.

 

Some would say that a solution would be to simply not buy Canadian products, and not eat our food? That seems like it would be of great inconvienience to you, and so it is off the table.

 

What a pickle.

 

If you have any suggestions for non-aggressive conflict resolution, we would appreciate that input.

 

Thanks, Canada.

Dear,Canada

It's not all Americans-just a few. We won't go to war with you,if anything we have wronged you,please just don't pay him any min'.

An American.

This isn't for America, this is for Hei and the good people of Gotham City btw

This isn't for America, this is for Hei and the good people of Gotham City btw

America shall pay for your actions

America shall pay for your actions

This is it,I'm waiting to be 21. Canada here I come.

America shall pay for your actions

Well at least it's not gotham

Well at least it's not gotham

*is part of America

I don't have any problems with your bacon.

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*is part of America

it's apart of a fictional america

it's apart of a fictional america

No duh.

B-but Maine...

 

 

It's just a name!

 

I'd bake you a cookie but England taught me how to cook-or let's say burn.

 

 

*America

 

 

Dear,Canada

It's not all Americans-just a few. We won't go to war with you,if anything we have wronged you,please just don't pay him any min'.

An American.

My joke definitely flew over your head if you had to "correct" it

My joke definitely flew over your head if you had to "correct" it

or you didn't get their joke

or you didn't get their joke

Or there wasn't a joke.

Or there wasn't a joke.

GG

GG