*rules*

-Say a number with the word 'spam' first.

example: "spam 1"

-The number you say must be +1 to the person before you.... it has to be consistant to please dont have any random text like conversations or anything unless you type "spam 50" or what ever number we are upto

-Follow the rules or get reported

 

*START*

Spam 1

MUAHAHAHA-

*gots buried by spam*

drops a spam bomb on everone

*revives*

I'M NOT DEAD! *shoots spam coffee*

-spam coffee hits my cookies- >=O MY COOKIES!!! THATS IT

 

-grabs spam atomic bomb- I will blow up every single one of you unless someone makes me new cookies and gives them to me

 

-grabs spam atomic bomb- I will blow up every single one of you unless someone makes me new cookies and gives them to me

 

dose that include you then i say

DO it

MUAHAHAHAHA DeathSkull's cookies are PERISHED!! http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif

No, I will teleport above, and blow everyone of you motherf**kers X3

 

Times running out...better hurry up on thoses cookies

Becareful though, who knows the cookies might taste of spam........

O_O Damn, you're right...oh well. This isn't the spam fight I wanted -teleports and throws it at Mexico-

You'd better not come to my country and throw spam everywhere.......

Nah, I blew up Mexico because of the swine flu...DAMN YOU!!!! Now I can get infected plus my school won't stop sending papers about it. It is so annoying. Besides, I am all out of spam nukes.

 

(By the way, how did they get swine flu)

Lol. Researches say it's mostly by pigs. O_O

 

Good thing I don't eat pork.

Well duh it from the pigs. But did they have say anything about how they got it?

 

And don't worry. You can eat pork. If swine flu was in the pork, it would just get cooked and it would be gone. But if you didn't cook it, well I say 60% chance you will die =O

Nah, it's from my family-history-thingy. As part of my family tree, the whole familiy is not allowed to eat pork. http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/happy.gif

 

Um.... maybe the flu came from the mud?

I see, very well then...-throws pork with spam on it- That is what you get for killing my cookies

WHAT THE F**K!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

*throws cookies* THERE! I stole cookies from a cookie jar, so you don't have to worry.

-opens mouth and eats them- Yummy http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/happy.gif

*evil grin* Hehehe *runs away*

 

[old woman appears]

Old woman: OI! Did you steal my cookies?!

Uhhh.....No, infact, the Cookie Monster over there did -points at a blue person-

Old woman: *runs after blue person*

 

-teleports back- Lol That was gold. *throws spam*

-gets hit in the face and wipes it off-

 

You know, there is something I want to show you....

..... I think I'll pass. *runs away*

Jeez, I was going to show you my pet dog http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif

Pfft, yeah right. Don't try to fool me. >.>

Perhaps that dog would spit spam at me.

Lol, that would be funny if my dog did that.

 

Anyways, well if you aren't going to come over here...-teleports to you-...then I am coming to you -dumps a bucket of spam on you- Now you are covered with spam. Enjoy -teleports to Italy-