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The Marriage of KH13 and Admiral Antoine

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It was a beautiful ceremony. We had it a bit early, because I'm not going to be available for the next week. I'm sorry that I could not record it, but here is the gist. We had some special people arrive to the wedding, including Alan Rickman, Jesse McCartney, and so many more. As KH13 was emailed down the aisle, "Here comes the bride" was played at the speed of light. I received the email on the smartphone I borrowed for the wedding. The minister then began to speak. 

"Mawwage. Mawwage is what bwings us togevwa today. Mawwage, that bwessed awwangment, that dweam, wiffin a dweam. Life is showt, So trewsuw your wuv for etehenty. Hawve you the wing?"The ring was then presented."Do wyou, Ahdmiwal Antwone, take KHfirtene as your wawfuwwy wedded wife? To howld and two chewish? For bewwer ow fow wowse?""I do.""And do wyou, KHfirtene tahke Ahdmirwal Antwone as youwr bewovved husbahnd?"A message appeared on screen, and was narrated by Microsoft Sam:"I do.""I now pwonownce you Mahn and wihfe. You mayh kiss tha bwide."And we were wed.

 

but seriously, I won't be on for the next week or so, I'm going camping.

We are now here for the party! Get it started, guys!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWLIgjB9gGw

Edited by Admiral Antoine

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WELL YOU WEREN'T THERE TO OBJECT. KH13 SAYS YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE, AND RUINED IT. Hold on, I'm going to put her on. Okay, here she is.Random, you treated me like some hang out. Antoine treats me like an ANDROID. I thought you were different, BUT YOUR JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER DATING SITE OUT HERE.

B-but I can't be married yet!

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B-but I can't be married yet!

Of course not, our offspring can't be married until they are at LEAST 20!

WELL YOU WEREN'T THERE TO OBJECT. KH13 SAYS YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE, AND RUINED IT. Hold on, I'm going to put her on. Okay, here she is.Random, you treated me like some hang out. Antoine treats me like an ANDROID. I thought you were different, BUT YOUR JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER DATING SITE OUT HERE.

No...no ...i swear i always tried to make you feel special, hunny D':Don't leave me for someone who isn't as good at spamming as i am D: PLEASE I LOVE YOU

Of course not, our offspring can't be married until they are at LEAST 20!

I am not your child. You're a replacement.
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I am not your child. You're a replacement.

Actually, you are. Unfortunately, no one knows, because all of your accounts were born out of Wedlock. 

 

No...no ...i swear i always tried to make you feel special, hunny D':Don't leave me for someone who isn't as good at spamming as i am D: PLEASE I LOVE YOU

KH13YOU THINK I LIKE SPAMMING? THAT'S ABUSE TO ME!

Actually, you are. Unfortunately, no one knows, because all of your accounts were born out of Wedlock.KH13YOU THINK I LIKE SPAMMING? THAT'S ABUSE TO ME!

Like as if. Your powerlevel barely goes above 1. Besides, you are a Dalek, I am a magical brownie dragon.
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Like as if. Your powerlevel barely goes above 1. Besides, you are a Dalek, I am a magical brownie dragon.

DON'T TALK TO YOUR FATHER THAT WAY.

Actually, you are. Unfortunately, no one knows, because all of your accounts were born out of Wedlock. 

 

KH13YOU THINK I LIKE SPAMMING? THAT'S ABUSE TO ME!

You didn't have any complaints when i did it during th spam war. Why is it abuse now? D:

Was Elmer Fudd the minister? xD

 

*tosses confetti and rice* congratulations to the happy couple! You can honeymoon at my amazing Door house.

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You didn't have any complaints when i did it during th spam war. Why is it abuse now? D:

KH13Of course I didn't, I didn't have anyone like Antoine then! You made me feel scared to speak out. Antoine helped me!

KH13Of course I didn't, I didn't have anyone like Antoine then! You made me feel scared to speak out. Antoine helped me!

Well you should have said something!How the heck  am i supposed to know how you feel?! I'm a guy!Y'know what? FINE. YOU JUST GO ON AND BE WITH YOUR BELOVED ADMIRALI'll find someone who loves me enough to stay!This relationship is over!

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Well you should have said something!How the heck  am i supposed to know how you feel?! I'm a guy!Y'know what? FINE. YOU JUST GO ON AND BE WITH YOUR BELOVED ADMIRALI'll find someone who loves me enough to stay!This relationship is over!

KH13It was over a long time ago.I'm glad you FINALLY accepted that. Even after we announced out engagement, you still chased me. I was scared. Antoine comforted me.

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KH13It was over a long time ago.I'm glad you FINALLY accepted that. Even after we announced out engagement, you still chased me. I was scared. Antoine comforted me.

Just go with him.And never talk to me again.*Jumps of building and grapples away*

News to me that you married KH13. Well enjoy your lives together!

DON'T TALK TO YOUR FATHER THAT WAY.

You're not my father. Quit lying to yourself.

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*Jumps of building and grapples away*

KH13Take some Grammar lessons on the way down.

KH13Take some Grammar lessons on the way down.

Listen, woman. I'm letting you go off with that guy. DO NOT TEST ME ಠ_ಠ

The minister was Mike Tyson?

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You're not my father. Quit lying to yourself.

Am I REALLY the one lying to myself? Or are YOU? Two against one, milady.

Am I REALLY the one lying to myself? Or are YOU? Two against one, milady.

Ah, but you see, I cannot lie. I also have the DNA of Abraham Lincoln.

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Ah, but you see, I cannot lie. I also have the DNA of Abraham Lincoln.

Fun fact: Abraham Lincoln lied a LOT"One nation under God?" Abraham Lincoln was atheist.

Fun fact: Abraham Lincoln lied a LOT"One nation under God?" Abraham Lincoln was atheist.

Not that Abraham Lincoln. The one isn't the many fairytales that told of his majestic beard and had, the beard of which was stolen by Chuck Norris.

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