I'm bored so, how would you react if you were all alone, you heard a knock on the door, and when you opened it, Xehanort was at your doorstep?

I would ask him to teach me how to steal young bodies.

uhm...WHICH XEHANORT?

Snap his neck. It's the only logical thing to do.

 

Tell him he can't come in. He's a vampire, after all.

I'm bored so, how would you react if you were all alone, you heard a knock on the door, and when you opened it, Xehanort was at your doorstep?

Young Xehanort or old?

I would probably fanboy because he's one of my favorite villains of all time, and he's one hell of a mastermind, and I'd ask him if I could have a cool badass Keyblade and possess the powers of darkness, and then, in a dramatic twist, I use the power of darkness against him!

 

I'm bored so, how would you react if you were all alone, you heard a knock on the door, and when you opened it, Xehanort was at your doorstep?

(reality) Freak out

(if the surrealism doesn't take me over) I'd tell him I knew an easier way to Kingdom Hearts, lead him to my basement, if possible tie him up, lock him in a cage and have KH fans pay to see him (additional fee to touch him). I'd probably make more of a profit if I captured someone like Sora, Riku, Roxas or Lea. Disney might sue me if I captured Mickey. 

I would laugh my head off and then stop and then grab him by the collar and pulling him down to make him kneel before me, step his hands with my wheelchair and say what I wanted to say nice and quietly. "if you get your dirty hands on Sora one more time, you. will. pay. Leave my poor baby alone. I could already imagine all the things that I can do to you for what you've done to Ventus, Vanitas and Master Eraqus and I can guarantee that you're not going to be happy about things I can do to you."

 

 

What am I gonna do? Write a fanfiction that's so disgusting and horrifying that would make everyone throw up and hurl as soon as they read it. Does it have to do with Xehanort? Yes. Will it be embarassing? Yes, beyond and above that point. Will I spread the copies out to all the members in true org 13 + Sora and others? Yes, if I can't because they're all in game, I'd mail it to all kingdom hearts team in square enix in real life, make them think disgusting thoughts and subconsciously put part of it in the game MUHAHAHAHAHHA

 

Won't he kill me with his keyblade? Pens are stronger than sword. I'll die with no regrets MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I would invite him in & become his loyal apprentice until the very end.