We are not held responsible if you wake up naked and chained to a goat while the Pedo Rangers chase after a chainsaw-wielding Pyamid Head that's also chasing after a Marluxia, the Cookie Monster and Rick Astley, while singing Never Gonna Give you up, while Autobots and Decepticons land on Earth, destroying each other, with Ronald McDonald leading Autobots and the Burger King leading the Decepticons, and then the goat speaks out of nowhere and says, "What the firetruck just happened."

 

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all i can say is PEDOPOWERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA! time to molest and conqure!!!

We are not held responsible if you wake up naked and chained to a goat while the Pedo Rangers chase after a chainsaw-wielding Pyamid Head that's also chasing after a Marluxia, the Cookie Monster and Rick Astley, while singing Never Gonna Give you up, while Autobots and Decepticons land on Earth, destroying each other, with Ronald McDonald leading Autobots and the Burger King leading the Decepticons, and then the goat speaks out of nowhere and says, "What the firetruck just happened."

 

most awesome disclaimer ever

You forgot to mention how it contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm.

Nobody cares about California. Bunch of rich basterds.

Bob Sagat is Satan

Oh no, that's not your fault. It's mine. ^^